1. On the first night of the wedding, the bride had already changed into a beautiful silk nightgown and lay on the bed. But an hour had passed, and the bridegroom was still well dressed and looking out the window, and the bride reminded him impatiently

1. On the first night of the wedding, the bride had already changed into a beautiful silk nightgown and lay on the bed. But an hour passed, and the groom was still well dressed and looking out the window, and the bride reminded him impatiently: "What's wrong?" He replied, "Go to sleep first!" Leave me alone, because my mom told me that tonight was the most wonderful night I could ever see, so now I don't want to waste any second of the night view. ”?

2, some time ago, I met a rich woman on a dating app, and I transferred hundreds of thousands of dollars to me without a problem. Later, she bought me a high-speed rail ticket online and planned to meet me. Excited to get the high-speed rail station, did not find a place to pick up the ticket, so stopped a beautiful woman and asked: Where is the Internet ticket pick-up point? Beauty looked at me and smiled: I'm a little hungry, please let me eat spicy hot I tell you! Before I could make a move, a big mother suddenly jumped out next to me and said angrily: Boy, I will take you and starve that little demon! essence!?

3, the daughter-in-law has not yet been out of the confinement, was urged by my mother to conceive the second child, the result is that after giving birth to the second child, the daughter-in-law recovered poorly, and gained dozens of pounds. She looked at herself on the scale and vowed to be 20 pounds lighter than me in a month. I thought she was joking with me, because it was impossible for her. Unsurprisingly, on the sixth day of her daughter-in-law's weight loss program, she ordered twenty bags of fries, ten pounds of roast chicken, six pounds of fatty sausages, and a box of butter cheese from the Internet. I laughed at her plan to make a fuss, and my daughter-in-law smiled evilly and said to me, "I bought these things for you." ”?

4. Today, when the girl who shared the room had just finished washing, I sneaked into the bathroom, picked up her toothbrush and began to sniff carefully. While I was sniffing seriously, she suddenly came in and asked aloud: What are you doing? I threw away her toothbrush and forced her into a corner, a handsome wall bang. She said shyly: You, what are you going to do? Then I looked into her eyes affectionately with both eyes and said aloud: Are you stealing my chili sauce?

5, married to a girlfriend for a month, today because of the late home to make a divorce. She fought for the children and I fought for the house, and the two of us fought with red ears and red ears, and we almost fought. Later, I slowly calmed down, smoked a cigarette, and thought about it carefully, after all, after so many years of ups and downs, how about I let her get off with a big man? Let the child belong to her, anyway, we have not yet given birth!

6. A few days ago, my mother-in-law was hospitalized, and I went to the hospital in a hurry after work. When I saw my husband go out to buy food, I asked, "Mom, do you feel better lately?" The mother-in-law said cautiously, "I tell you, I don't actually have anything to do, it's intentional!" Your dad goes to play mahjong every night, and I'm slowing down! "After listening to her words, I really want to go back to the countryside!?"

7. The brother is the big boss who runs a real estate company, and his wife is a kindergarten teacher with a monthly income of two thousand. Some time ago, the two divorced, because they have no children, so they have nothing to worry about. As a result, after half a year, I heard that he was married again, and his wife was a junior high school teacher. I called him and said, "You boy is very capable!" Looking for a teacher to be a wife, are you going to find a professor next time? Dude replied: It is a remarriage, she is now teaching junior high school.?

8, a traffic policeman is issuing a ticket, a man with a cigarette came over and shouted: ''What else will you do besides the ticket?' The traffic police ignored it, and the man continued: "There is a kind of dragging away" The traffic police are very angry, the man continues: there is a kind of dragging away!" The traffic police couldn't bear to take out the walkie-talkie, and when towing the truck, they kindly said to him: ''Come to the five brigades in the afternoon to deal with it!'" Man: "It's my bird business, the car is not mine!" "After humming a little song, riding a battery car.?

9, the sister-in-law is a particularly girly person, she likes to read the domineering president novel, fantasizing that she can also marry into the rich. In order to meet the rich, the sister-in-law went to a real estate company to become the secretary of the boss. One morning, the boss called the sister-in-law into the office: "I asked you about something, how did the new young man behave?" Sister-in-law: "Work seriously, and I didn't find him sneaking and slipping!" The boss nodded: "Didn't talk about love and delay work?" Sister-in-law: "No, you can rest assured, these new people are under my control!" Boss: "This son really didn't disappoint me, there are good girls around you, introduce my son!" Sister-in-law: "... Dad, I'm actually pregnant with his baby now! ”

10. The female manager has suffered from infertility for many years, and her husband divorced her in a huff. I looked at the female manager very poor, so I spent 100,000 yuan to marry her back home. The next day after the wedding, she said to me: Honey, how good is it that you set my photo to a mobile phone screen, and you can see me as soon as you open the screen. Me: Then if I am a sliding screen to unlock, it is not like smoking you!? The female manager was furious: Divorce!?

11. Recently, many relatives and friends want to have a second child, and the wife is also a little moved. Today, my wife discussed with my son and said: Why should I have a sister for you and your father? Son answered: I know that you are trying to save trouble! Looking at us with a puzzled look, he continued to explain: Isn't it just waiting for us to grow up and get married? Then you will save yourself the trouble of finding a wife for me!?

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