The term "Spring Festival" first appeared in the People's Daily in 1980. Since the reform and opening up, with the relaxation of restrictions on the movement of people, more and more people have chosen to leave their hometowns to go out to work and study

The term "Spring Festival" first appeared in the People's Daily in 1980. Since the reform and opening up, with the relaxation of restrictions on the movement of people, more and more people have chosen to leave their hometowns to go out to work and study. Many people gathered during the Spring Festival to return home, forming a Spring Festival that can be called "a rare population movement in the world". In the past 30 years, the Spring Festival army has grown from 100 million to 3.7 billion in 2015, which is equivalent to moving the total population of Africa, Europe, the Americas and Oceania once.

2. What is the New Year? God replied: It is to give money to remove seedlings! Give gastrostomy! Find a job for the mouth! Make smog in the sky! Trouble for the fire brigade! Give the clearing room of the yin ticket! Pay the guns! Give pigs, sheep, fish, chickens and ducks to die! Fuel your car! Find a way for women to live! Promote for those who sell tobacco and alcohol! Give the hair pressure money for selling vegetables! Fill in the trouble for relatives and friends! Doze off for everyone! This is called the New Year!

3. A kitten with an underdeveloped cerebellum and almost euthanized met a super warm little suckling pig guardian. Whenever the kitten has a spasm attack, the piglet will hold it to soothe it and give it warmth. The pig warms the kitten, accompanies them to face the difficulties in life, and really loves it

4. Is this art or abuse??? When the artist Wim Delvoye tattooed these pigs, although he was anesthetized, the pigs could not help but scream and cry out in pain, and suffered for two consecutive months. The tattooed pig is regarded as an artistic work, and after being subscribed to the exhibition, it is slaughtered and skinned, and a tattooed pig skin is said to sell for up to 1 million yuan. This art of violence is controversial and mixed.

5. Father and son sell meat. Father: "When customers come to buy meat, they should say more nice things, so that they can always sell more." The son nodded. After a while, a customer came to buy meat, looked at it and said, "This pig skin is so thick, it must be sow pork." The son did not forget his father's teachings, and immediately said, "Oh! You're such an expert, you can see it at a glance. "Haha!

6. When I was a child, my parents were not at home once. In the evening Grandpa prepared hot water for me to take a bath, I just tiptoed into the basin, and I cried when it was hot. Grandma hurried to come and grabbed Grandpa's ear and scolded, "Pig killer!" Are you an occupational disease offender? ”

7, Journey to the West is actually a workplace novel: there are lay leaders who have parachuted in, there are big bosses who come to guide the work from time to time, there are stinky monkeys who carry black pots and pans, there are lazy and slippery pig teammates, there are stupid monks who have no ability to echo everywhere, and there are people who are good at being bullied and riding white dragon horses – if you can't find your own shadow in this group of people, be careful, don't be killed by people as goblins!

8, the cousin liked a front desk girl in the company, and ran errands for the sister every day to offer courtesy. On the day of Tanabata, my cousin finally plucked up the courage to confess. Who knew that the sister said dismissively: "You should eat more pig brain to supplement the brain, you will understand that we are impossible." The cousin said excitedly, "Then you can go back to my hometown with me!" The girl asked, "Why are you going back to your hometown?" The cousin said happily: "Follow me back to my hometown to eat pig brain!" My dad has raised tens of thousands of pigs this year! The girl was silent for a while, and then said shyly: "Oh, people are just joking, then let's go back to your house in the Mid-Autumn Festival!" ”

9. One day, when our high school math teacher talked to us about the periodic table of functions, when he talked about the word "cycle", he excitedly walked off the podium and said to the whole class: "You don't understand the cycle yet, really pigs are smarter than you." Then he pointed to a girl in the first row and said, "Do you know what a cycle is?" You explain it to them. "The whole class fainted

10, go to the uncle's house to play, the uncle's family to kill pigs, but no one will kill, I heard that hiring someone to kill pigs to 100 pieces, uncle and aunt thought, spend 100 yuan is not worth it, they decided to kill themselves, full of morale to tie the pig to a tree at the door, take a kitchen knife against the pig's neck is a bit, it is estimated that the pig skin is too hard, a knife did not cut, the pig was frightened, crazy as if to run into the house. Now the uncle is closing the door of the house, watching the pig collapse the kang arch, the wardrobe arch is broken, and the aunt is now tearfully calling the pig killer!

1 Female president has not been looking for a boyfriend after being betrayed by her ex-husband who has been married for 20 years. And I like mature women, confessing to the female president many times, but she has no feelings for me. Also gave me the nickname "pig head" No way, who let me grow fat head and big ears, can only endure! Then it was February 2, and I said to her, "What is February 2?" Ban Hua: "Eat the pig's head?" I leaned close to her: "Come! Lick my face and let you taste it! The female president's face immediately turned red.

12, the old man is old, but also like to fool around outside, caused a body of illness. The doctor advised that you should not eat greasy things normally. Yesterday I went to a restaurant for dinner and ordered a braised pork trotter that the husband loves to eat. The old man looked at the DC saliva and then clipped a large piece of cabbage and deliberately dropped it on the pig's trotter. The old man said in surprise: "Drop it, clip it up!" "Then take the chopstick clip ah clip...

13, recently took annual leave, the day after tomorrow will go to work, before leaving today, my mother said with a heavy heart: "Look at you, you have been wandering outside for seven or eight years, or no car, no house and no savings, it is better to raise pigs at home with your father!" When I thought about it, I was about to agree, and my father said to my mother, "You better let him go out, I don't want to raise more pigs...

14, the family has a pet pig, last night at home running around, hit the nightstand, knocked the alarm clock down just hit the pig and smashed the pig to death. I said: How can the alarm clock be so light that it smashes the pig to death? When I was sad and sad, my husband said: You haven't heard that time is a pig killing knife!