1, in the sister-in-law's room, the sister-in-law and brother-in-law quarreled, the quarrel was very fierce. Finally, the sister-in-law told the brother-in-law to get out of the egg. The brother-in-law said: Really fake? Sister-in-law: Roll fast, roll far, don't

1, in the sister-in-law's room, the sister-in-law and brother-in-law quarreled, the quarrel was very fierce. Finally, the sister-in-law told the brother-in-law to get out of the egg. The brother-in-law said: Really fake? Sister-in-law: Roll fast, roll far, don't let me see you again. The brother-in-law said: You let me roll, you don't regret it! Sister-in-law: Roll on! The brother-in-law said: You will definitely beg me to come back! Sister-in-law: Roll! The brother-in-law left angrily. Ten minutes later, my sister-in-law called. Brother-in-law: What's wrong? Sister-in-law: Come back! What are you locking me in the house for? Brother-in-law: Look, please! Sister-in-law: Got it, don't come! Enough money in my wallet to change a lock! The brother-in-law found that the wallet had been forgotten! After returning to get the wallet, the two people quarreled again...

2, Da long and his girlfriend Wen Wen is a long-distance relationship, this day in the station Da Long sent his girlfriend on the train, the ex-girlfriend left a string of numbers for Da Long said: When you think of me, dial this string of numbers! Dalong looked and counted and counted, this is not a mobile phone number! Da Long said: Your company system is really strict, and you are not even allowed to wear mobile phones? Do you have to call the company's main desk to transfer it to you? So much trouble. The girlfriend looked at Dalong and said: This is the account number of my salary card!

3. After work on weekends, I asked my girlfriend to go hiking. We rode a tandem bike first, and when we went downhill, it was fast. Suddenly I saw a ninety-degree bend and only heard my girlfriend shouting, "Youkai!?" Then we both crashed out. After climbing up, I asked her, "Why did you just shout monsters?" The girlfriend replied: "I want to say 'I want to turn a corner', but before I can say the last word, I flew!?"

4. After the husband of the female colleague went on a business trip to the field, the computer at home has not been able to access the Internet, and she asked me to help her repair it at night. At night, I arrived as promised, after a look at the computer after a serious review, asked the broadband account number and password, she was busy coaxing her son to sleep, casually told me 244466666, I lost three times without success, and then I carefully counted several times, to ensure that a number is not less, or unsuccessful, anxious I sweated. At this time, her 5-year-old son went to the bathroom, only to hear him ask: Mom, why did you change an uncle today to repair the computer? As soon as I heard it, I was angry, Mader, yesterday I asked someone to repair it and didn't fix it, and today I was asked to repair it, is this trying to embarrass me? I got angry, turned around and left.? 3. One day, the mischievous nephew asked me: "Uncle, have you seen Journey to the West?" I said: "Uncle grew up watching Journey to the West, watched it dozens of times, every winter and summer vacation on TV, every line can be recited backwards like a stream!" The nephew said, "Then can you recite Tang Monk's tight mantra to me?" "Uncle:"..."

5, to the boss as a secretary, the first time I met the boss lady she only looked at me for a second, and then immediately said: "Xiao Liu, when you see you, you are a person with no heart and eyes, I like it." Later, I asked the boss: "Mr. Wu, your wife will look at the picture, how can you know at a glance that I am a person without heart and eyes?" The boss laughed, took a sip of tea and said, "Haven't you heard of the stupid big one?" ”?

6, a new beautiful boss, invited us to dinner in the evening, I kept toasting her during the meal, and finally we were all drunk. When I woke up the next day, I saw that the windows were full of scattered clothes and a pair of shoes from her female boss. I wondered if I was in the same room with my female boss last night? Until a colleague told me: I got drunk last night and slept in the shoes of my female boss...

7, boyfriend professional mineral processing, once went out for internship back, God mysteriously called me to the dormitory downstairs, and then pulled out a yellow can can thing for me. I held it very deep and asked him what it was, boyfriend: good stuff, me: gold? Boyfriend: We're rich when we get so big in gold. I felt that it was still necessary to ask clearly, so I asked again: If you don't say it, I don't want it. Male pot friend: Brassite, iron ore is still very small. I was speechless at the time, and you brought me a stone and made it so mysterious.

8. After layers of selection, I became a life assistant to billionaires. There is a subsidy of 500,000 per month, and the requirement is to take care of the food and living of the rich. Yesterday, the rich man handed me a Hillton room card and said to me: Eating and living, living is the most important! My mind was very confused, and I didn't know what was going on in the rich man's heart. I could only hand over the room card to his wife and say to him: Tonight, the boss asked you to get together in room 520 of the Hillton Hotel, invite you to dinner and have a very pleasant night!?

9. During the Spring Festival, he was taken by Uncle Da to the mountain to worship the clan! As a result, the uncle in charge of burning the hades did not take the coins, only took out a bank card, and then lit it. The uncle said, "Dear ancestors, burning paper is afraid of lighting the crops in the field, and all the money is saved and burned with this card!" There are a trillion in it, and the password is six eights! If you think the password is too simple, change the password yourself! ”

10. After the younger brother was found by his wife smoking, the younger sister returned to her mother's house in a huff. So the two quarreled in the V letter group, and her husband kept apologizing to her. Then another friend went out to Aite and her husband said: Really pity. The girlfriend immediately said to him: You don't even have a girlfriend. Peeping at the screen, I can't help but sigh that all the quarrels that are not aimed at divorce are show love!

11. The brother confessed to his goddess. I asked: What happened to the confession? My brother: Just look at the wounds on my face. I was surprised to say: Don't agree and don't have to fight so hard, right? My brother: She looked too much like her sister, found the wrong person, and was beaten by her brother-in-law. I asked doubtfully: She didn't pull the dot? My brother: Pulled, or not pulled, I ran early!

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