1. There was a man who was dying, and in the hospital room, he said to his wife: I want to meet my lover. His daughter-in-law called her lover, and when she saw her, she cried, saying that she was most sorry for her in her life and had not been able to give it to her

1. There was a man who was dying, and in the hospital room, he said to his wife: I want to meet my lover. His daughter-in-law called her lover, and when she saw her, he cried, saying that she was most sorry in this life, and that she could not be given a name, and if she had to meet her in the next life, and then continue the frontier, the last and most reluctant thing in life was her, that is, the dead soul loved her. After saying goodbye to his lover, he called his daughter-in-law and gave him a passbook: This is my life's savings, there are 800,000 in it, you keep it. Ask the question: Does this man love his wife or a lover?

2. Today and a female colleague went to the hotel to open a room, after the end of the matter she went to take a shower, then her mobile phone rang, I don't think much about it directly, after the answer to react is her husband. Witty I said: "Is it your mobile phone, I have been waiting for an hour, now people love to lose mobile phones!" Then his husband weakly replied, "Oh thank you." "Give me a thumbs up for my wit."

3. My father-in-law bought a Lexus with his pension and gave me Poussin, who had been driving for 5 years. Today I drove to RT-Mart to buy something, and after parking in the parking lot, I saw an old man dressed in a shabby way. He was carrying a bag in his hand, and I visually saw that it was bottles and cans, and I handed him the bottle of the drink I had just finished. The old man smiled at me and put it in the bag, and I had a special sense of accomplishment. However, the old man turned and took out his key to open the car door and drove the Toyota Asian Dragon past me gorgeously. I was standing on my own Poussin in a mess...

4. I am the position of vice president in the company, often go to the field for business trips, the company assigned a car and a driver. I looked at the driver who had been driving for four or five hours, and I said to the driver: You rest, I will hold the meeting! As a result, the driver was lying in the co-pilot for only ten minutes, suddenly woke up, and shouted: My steering wheel! A cry woke me up.

5. Yay! I won the jackpot for 10 million, I immediately bought an Audi A8, and also chased the goddess in my heart. She also made me food every day and took me to her house to meet her parents and prepare to discuss the marriage. It's such a wonderful feeling. Just when I was driving the Audi A8 and the goddess back to my hometown, I accidentally bumped into a pig! I woke up from the dream, and I don't know how many bags of cement I have to resist today to get off work and open the window.

6. Two days ago, I went out shopping, saw a man and a woman pulling on the road, the woman's intention to grab the man's hand, the man's throw away, and then scratch and throw.

Then the man's running, the woman's chase, the woman's wearing high heels, obviously can't catch up, a big cut, the girl was thinking, isn't it just a man, as for?

Let the girl save herself some dignity! All right!

It turned out that I thought too much, and after they ran for more than ten meters, they heard the girl shouting: Catch the thief! Sure enough, she was a good girl, silently playing with the thief for more than ten seconds, without disturbing the people around her...

7. On the first night of the wedding, the bride has already changed into a beautiful nightgown and lies on the bed. But an hour passed, and the groom was still well dressed and looking out the window, and the bride reminded him impatiently: "What's wrong?" He replied, "Go to sleep first!" Leave me alone, because my mom told me that tonight was the most wonderful night I could ever see, so now I don't want to waste any second of the night view. ”

8. The sister-in-law who graduated from graduate school found a boyfriend with a secondary school degree. The mother-in-law did not want the two of them to be together, and the sister-in-law had to elope with her boyfriend with the mother-in-law's pension. They came to the waiting hall of the train station to wait for the train, and accidentally saw a brother laughing in the corner, and their eyes were focused on him in an instant. An aunt next to him was curious and asked him: Why are you smiling? He said: I just played the train. Auntie: What's going on? He said: I bought the ticket, and I didn't get on the bus. #Funny Paragraph# #Funny # #Winter Life Punch Card Season # #Laugh Dead Not Pay# #Cold Joke # #Hot # #今日头条 #