1, a few days ago someone introduced a girl to the brother-in-law, who looks like a beautiful one. Girl: "I'm not a material girl, I don't care if you have a car, a house, or a store."

1, a few days ago someone introduced a girl to the brother-in-law, who looks like a beautiful one. Girl: "I'm not a material girl, I don't care if you have a car, a house, or a deposit!" The brother-in-law was very happy to hear that such a good girl was actually bumped by herself. The brother-in-law asked the girl, "Then what do you care about?" Girl: "You tell me what your dad's name is, I just have to search the Internet, and if I can see his name on the rich list, then our business is it!" ”

2, the sister-in-law stole the father-in-law's private money was caught on the spot, the father-in-law asked her to write a check, she directly lay on the table and cried. The father-in-law rushed to comfort: "It's okay, I won't tell your mother, don't cry!" The sister-in-law cried even more, and the father-in-law had to say again: "Don't cry, don't you write a check line?" The sister-in-law was still crying, a handful of snot and a handful of tears. The father-in-law was helpless: "Or will I give you all my private money?" "The sister-in-law stopped crying!

3, the brother-in-law met with the blind date girl yesterday, the male handsome and beautiful women, each other are very satisfied, decided to get along. In the early hours of the next morning, my girlfriend called: "My dad is sick, come and help me get to the hospital!" The brother-in-law didn't say a word and drove there! When I arrived, my future father-in-law arranged the back seat of the car, accompanied by a girl with a face full of acne. The brother asked as he drove, "Uncle, who is next to you?" The future father-in-law was a little surprised: "I saw you yesterday, but I don't know you today?" The woman explained busily: "Can I blame others for this, I haven't had time to put on makeup today!" ”

4, the sister-in-law and the company colleagues finished the party, went home alone, walking in the dark alley. Suddenly, a figure jumped out in front of the sister-in-law and said viciously, "Take out all the money on your body!" The sister-in-law said timidly, "Money... Money just now... Eat, flower... Finished spending. Shadow smiled and said, "I know you don't have any money, and if you have money, you'll take a taxi home." "Then why did you rob me?" "Don't scare you, you're still hiccuping." After saying that, he disappeared into the fifteenth moonlight with his knife.

5, one day, the father was very angry and asked the three sons: Who! Who pushed the mobile toilet into the river??? Three sons no one admits! So dad told his son a story about Washington!! The younger son was deeply moved and admitted that he did it!! Instead, get a beating! The younger son cried and asked his father: Why do I have to be beaten to the ??? Dad was very angry and said: At that time, Washington, his father was not squatting in a tree!

6, one day in math class, the teacher said a problem: "There are five bananas, the average score is given to six children, students, you think about how to divide it... Good! It's up to the little teasing classmates to answer! "Five bananas are divided equally among six children, teacher, just strangle one child!" ”

7, outside to receive a little brother, today with him to see the big brother, the big brother leaned over and sat on the sofa, the black tiger tattoo on the chest loomed, I shouted: "Come here, this is my brother!" The little brother was frightened and shouted, "Brother! I thought about it and prepared to take the opportunity to express my loyalty, and added: "Dear brother! The younger brother was so frightened that he almost peed his pants, and he walked forward in fear and carefully kissed the eldest brother.

8, the sister-in-law who looks bumpy is a programmer in an IT company, and she is still a single dog in her 40s. Last night, the cleaning aunt of the unit suddenly wanted to introduce her son to the sister-in-law as an object!! The sister-in-law was ecstatic and excitedly asked the cleaning aunt: "Your son looks so handsome, how does he look at me?"?" The cleaning aunt bowed her head and said, "Alas, although my son is handsome, he is not doing his job, although you look ugly, but you can earn more than 20,000 a month, my son wants you to raise him!" ”

9, the cousin son was trained by the cousin, aggrieved sitting on the sofa without speaking, the cousin brother-in-law used to say to the little guy "Daddy went to buy lottery tickets tomorrow, when I won the jackpot, I will give you a new mother no," the little guy looked at the cousin-in-law and said, "Dad, or divorce first, otherwise winning the jackpot will also give half of the points to the mother." "And then... Heart-rending cries... Passed on so far...

10, a couple in the restaurant is eating, the boy put the meat into the girl's bowl, the girl after eating the boy took a tissue to help her interject, the wife looked enviously, said to the husband: "Honey, look, how good the boy is, very considerate to the girl, as if we were the same back then." The husband still bowed his head and ate: "Is it?" It seems they are not yet married. "Wife: ...

11, when you feel stressed, feel uncomfortable, go to the vegetable market, see that there are still so many elderly people in this world are working hard, cold and heat, a small pile of vegetables, a small pile of fruit, just to earn those few tens of dollars of household expenses, all your arrogance and laziness will fall on the ground and shatter into slag!

12, the rich and his girlfriend have been together for five years, after watching the movie at night, the rich man proposed to go to the hotel. The girlfriend agreed, and the rich man felt good in his heart. Just walked into the room to receive a call from the front desk, accidentally pressed the speakerphone, who expected a girl's voice to come from the other end of the phone, directly asked: Do you need the same package as last time? The girlfriend heard the angry words on the side: Come on two! After a while the waiter came in with two steaks!

13. The rich woman bought an 800-square-meter villa in Country Garden and married a handsome young man. On this day, the handsome boy said to the rich woman, "Let's get a divorce!" The rich woman picked up the pen and began to write, and the handsome boy asked, "What are you doing?" The rich woman cried and said, "Let me write our divorce agreement." The handsome boy was very touched to hear it: "You fool, today's April Fool's Day, I am teasing you!" Hearing the handsome boy's words, the rich woman immediately gave her a slap: "I've had enough!" Why don't you leave the good divorce? Hurry up and leave, leave me as a teacher too much! ”