1, you step on two boats, indicating that you are prepared for the grass on your wall, indicating that you take the overall situation as the most important, you are not on the beam and the lower beam is crooked, indicating that you obey the superior leadership, you see the wind and turn the rudder, indicating that you

1, you step on two boats, indicating that you are prepared for the grass on your wall, indicating that you are focusing on the overall situation, you are not on the beam and the lower beam is crooked, indicating that you obey the superior leadership, you see the wind and turn the rudder, indicating that you can recognize the form. You don't smile, it means that you should smile, the New Year, come to give Grandpa Le one!

2, the four shapes of The Wheat Chicken are fixed, not random. The four shapes are: one side protrusion, diamond, round, and kofun. Each shape has its own English name. One side protrusion is called "Boot" because it's a bit like boots. The diamond-shaped one is called "Bell" and looks like a bell. The round one is called "Ball" and the ancient tomb shape is called "Bone". In general, the shape of the kofun is minimal.

3, when A brother in college chased a sister, insisted on a box of heart-shaped biscuits and a carton of milk every morning, a month later, the sister was finally moved, became the buddy's girlfriend, the sister asked him, "Where did you buy this heart-shaped cookie?" I looked for a lot of supermarkets and didn't see them. The buddy replied, "Of course I can't buy it, but I'll take a bite out of it!"

4) I fought with my parents for years over different ideas, and then I really understood a truth: never want to change anyone. You are still soft and difficult to reshape, why can the shape of their fixed life be changed by you? Disagreement communication is ineffective, you may wish to smile perfunctory, do not have to cling, because when you think about it, you will find that your anger and yelling are actually just trying to force your parents to shut up and obediently listen to you, just like they want to do to you.

5, today a psychiatrist friend said to me: Many times I encounter a child who is dragged by his parents to do psychological counseling, a chat, this child is quite normal!? Talking to your parents again, is this not typical paranoid personality? I...

6. I am 30 years old when I graduated from Fudan University and have no girlfriend. The last time I met a girl on a blind date at Starbucks, I came out together a few times, and it felt good, which is exactly the type I like! I was shopping with her today, she was playing with her phone on the way, and I sneaked a glance. She was sending a V-letter to her mother: Mom, tomorrow I will take a boy home to show you! My little heart, happy SI! I deliberately asked her: Do you have any arrangements for tomorrow? The girl looked at me and said: Tomorrow I have something to do, let's contact in two days!

7, stupid daughter-in-law at home to stir cold powder, made a big pot, has been mushy, thought that there was no success, poured into the toilet, continuously made 3 pots into the toilet, wait until the landlord went to the toilet, the cold powder soaked in the toilet formed, blocked dead! Call to find a professional toilet, the master opened for 2 hours, hard is no trick, said, money I don't want, how can you make cold powder in the toilet! Stupid daughter-in-law won't let you take pictures! Just think about it!

8, husband: only a few months after marriage, you have evolved from the pre-marriage bird type to the current big eagle... Wife: Go, and say that I am getting bigger, isn't this pregnant? Husband: No, it's not body type, I'm talking about character... Crackle...

9. A person is in debt and decides to commit suicide. Buy a bottle of poison and drink it all. But I saw that the cap of the medicine bottle read: "Congratulations on winning my company's best final user award of 1 million." Hurriedly called 120, and when he woke up, the doctor said: "Fortunately, you are taking expired drugs, so the rescue was successful, and the operation cost was 1 million and 5 thousand." ”

10, working in the company, there are always many colleagues in the office lunch break at noon. A male colleague went out to the bathroom without a cell phone. Just as his wife was calling, the phone kept ringing. A female colleague who was woken up picked up the phone and yelled: Don't call, we are sleeping!! In the afternoon, the wife of the male colleague killed the unit and shouted: Fox spirit hurry out!!

11. After graduating from high school, working in an electronics factory, I will always come forward to give love when I see uneven roads. That day I was passing by the pond and saw a beautiful woman standing by the pond thinking about something. I used to kindly remind you: Beauty, you stand by the pond and don't say anything, in case someone wraps you up and takes advantage of you, and then says that it is saving you. Beauty's face instantly turned red and she struggled: You let go of me! Otherwise I'll call the police!

12, get up in the morning to find a wine bottle of cherries on the table, all soaked discolored, heartbroken I immediately poured out while eating while complaining, this is who is so violent, cherry preservation actually use wine! When I woke up, it was half over, and my mother twisted my ear and roared: That cherry wine was specially obtained from your aunt's grandmother's house, and it was good to wipe it after being bitten by mosquitoes in the summer, and the amount of a year was eaten by you in one breath!

13, girlfriend in her junior year of college made a boyfriend, is a pure love of the little boy. The brother once went out with the boy, too late, stayed in the hotel, the girl herself was confused and fell asleep on the window, and the next day woke up to see that her boyfriend was still sitting at the table reading a book! She asked, "What did you do last night?" Boyfriend: I read a penal book one night...

14, my husband and I were together in college, but my husband is a big straight man, which makes me feel bad. For example, on Valentine's Day, I woke up early, and when I looked sideways, my husband also woke up. He looked at me, I looked at him, and smiled at each other. I shyly whispered to him, "Husband, you promise you anything." He sat up and said, "Talk counts, you get up the window and go out to buy pancake fruit, I want two eggs." ”