Boss, is your laundry detergent in the wrong place?
I said to my sister: You have a lot of girlfriends and classmates, introduce me to an object, you can't let your brother and I be so single.
Sister: Yes, but wait.
Me: Wait until when?
Sister: When I want to break off friends with someone.
I:......
Xiaoming came home from school, and there were guests at home, and his mother introduced him: "This is my cousin." ”
"Cousin".
"This is my cousin."
Cousin.
"This is the cousin".
"How is it all a table word!"
"Snap", was slapped by his mother.
Xiaoming cried bitterly. "It was meant to be," Xiaoming said as he cried.
Xiao Wang: Do you know what are the most important four words for chasing girls?
King: Active and sincere?
Xiao Wang: No.
King: Dead Face?
Xiao Wang: It's not right, it's confirmation payment!
I have to say that this amount of information is a bit large
Reporting the manufacturer, I was insulted personally
Since then, the door to a new world has been opened
Look closely, use your brain, don't use a calculator, do you know the correct answer?