1, there is a young woman in the unit divorced, when she left work this night, she secretly stuffed a card for me, I walked to the place where no one looked, it was a hotel room card. One in my heart

1, there is a young woman in the unit divorced, when she left work this night, she secretly stuffed a card for me, I walked to the place where no one looked, it was a hotel room card. My heart skipped a beat, and I thought to myself, is this the legendary peach blossom luck? At this moment, the boss stopped me and told me to make a plan, which I would have tomorrow morning. I was resentful, but there was no way, who made her my boss? The boss Shi Shiran left the company, I thought for a moment, found another female colleague Amei, she has a strong business ability, if you let her help me do this plan, it will be no problem. Ame smiled and said, is there a date at night? I smiled and said nothing, Ame nodded and said, if you want me to work overtime to help you, you give me two thousand yuan. I didn't say a word, and directly transferred two thousand yuan to her. She patted me on the shoulder and said, you go, the plan is handed over to me.

2. My girlfriend and I are both post-00s, and although my girlfriend has not yet obtained a license, she has already lived in her partner's home. In our rural areas, we are married. Today I accompanied her to the pregnancy test, and the nurse asked while checking: Do you smoke and drink? The girlfriend looked confused and tentatively asked: Now? Forgive me for not being able to stop laughing, and the nurse looked at us with a black line. Then she pointed to the door and said to me: Please go out and laugh!

3. After getting married, I found out that my wife was a "brother-in-law demon", often secretly transferring money to my brother-in-law. A few days ago, I went to the 4s store to pick up a Volkswagen Magotan, and as a result, after driving for less than a week, my wife gave the car to my brother-in-law. I dare to be angry, and I can only go to the bus to go to work in the morning. After getting in the car today, I sat with a lad. Halfway through, the young man took out his mobile phone in his bag to look at the time. Then, the young man said loudly: I will go! I thought he was going to be late, and turned my head to see him with an air conditioner remote control in his hand!

4. I found out that my girlfriend was pregnant, and as a result, she was so angry that she bought a ticket back to her mother's house. After I calmed down, I quickly bought a ticket to apologize to my girlfriend. While waiting for the car, a woman next to her was making noodles for the little girl. The little girl's torn paper bag was not held and fell to the ground. While making noodles, the woman frightened her and said, "This thing can't be thrown away, and it will be fined." At this time, the little girl picked up the wrapping paper on the ground and threw it into the instant noodle bucket made by her mother.

5. In a deep mountain forest, there are two pigs living together. There is a pig who is particularly diligent, getting up early and returning to the field to work late. But the other pig is very lazy and lives on the help of the diligent piglet. About two years later, Pig Xian saw the two piglets. Only to see Pig Xian roar angrily at a thunderbolt to kill the diligent piglet: "You actually betrayed the pig's soul!!!!

6. When the little uncle went to college, he fell in love with the school flowers with the nickname of Iceberg Beauty. He was very timid and never had the courage to confess to the school flower. Once we were drinking together, the little uncle suddenly asked: Sister-in-law, what is it like to have a crush? I replied: It's like seeing a toy I like in the store, I want to buy it but I don't have any money, I try to save money, when I look back, I find that the price has risen, I save money more desperately, and when I think it's almost the same, I go back and find that I have been bought, I hope I won't see this toy in the garbage heap, or I will still pick it up.?

7. This night I was watching TV with the children in the living room, when my wife came back from work, fried an egg and boiled a noodle. After eating and going to wash the dishes, the kitchen light broke down and she changed a light bulb. Later, while drying clothes on the balcony, she saw a cockroach, and she picked up her slippers and beat the cockroach. When she was done, she looked at me and said, "I feel more and more that after giving birth you will have no effect." ”

8. I work as a dispatcher in Shunf Express, and my brother pays a salary of 8300 yuan a month. After work in the evening, I went to the hotel to drink a bottle of 3500 pieces of Maotai. After drinking, I came home confused and didn't want to wash my feet and wrote on the couch. My wife washed my feet, and my father saw it, slapped me directly, and said: I washed your mother's feet for a lifetime, and your boy actually let his wife wash your feet, and our family rules can't be messed with! After hearing this, my wine immediately woke up.

9. I earned some money by doing part-time work during the holidays, and reported a tour group to relax. On the bus, I had some problems with the back of my chair and would fall backwards. I was afraid that the back row would not be easy to sit, and as long as the back of the chair fell backwards, I reached for the side of the seat to adjust the switch and let the back of the chair bounce back. When the Nth adjustment, a female voice came from behind: Little brother, you have wiped my feet all the way, and you are not ???

10, the sister-in-law's ex-husband is a scumbag, and ran away with a greasy rich woman. The sister-in-law has a strong personality, signed a divorce agreement, and flashed marriage with a blind date. After the wedding, the two went to Ireland for their honeymoon. Then, when her husband went back in the middle of something, she went on a tour by herself. After coming back, I was very excited, as soon as I entered the house, I saw my husband cooking, rushed over and hugged you and said: Husband, I want to kill you, right, what is your name??

11, the husband imitates others to set the phone of the little three to 10086, in the middle of the night the little three called, the husband pointed to the caller ID and said: "This damn 10086, do you want anyone to sleep!" The wife said coldly: "What, mobile is going to go out of business, poor enough to contact Unicom customers?" ”

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