1. The wife found that her husband had some bad breath recently, so she took the time to accompany him to the hospital. The doctor stopped her outside the clinic, pale and lowered his voice and said, "The examination shows your husband, three days ago."

1. The wife noticed that her husband had recently had some bad breath, so she took the time to accompany him to the hospital. The doctor stopped her outside the clinic, pale and lowered his voice, saying, "The examination shows that your husband died three days ago." The wife was stunned, turned her head to see her husband coming out of the examination room, naturally stepped forward to hold his hand, and said as usual, "The doctor said that you have been a little on fire recently, and I will give you soup later." Do you prefer winter melon ribs, or carrot corn? ”

2. This time the exam was hung up, and we waited for the bus together in the exam room. A lewd man next to him also hung up, saying: Hang it up! What are you doing with your face, I don't like to take the driver's license, I have a driver, my family has to come, annoyed to death... Everyone looked at him with contempt, what a big-tailed wolf! After a while, a black Maybach stopped, and the lewd man got into the car and left, and the scene was silent...

3. The daughter-in-law's girlfriend cried to her: "My husband has someone outside, and he is angry with me." The daughter-in-law comforted her: "Don't be angry, he may be confused for a while." Girlfriend: "I want to divorce him, but I don't want to have children, what should I do?" The daughter-in-law was silent for a while and said: "My husband likes you a lot..." I woke up in an instant.......#Funny paragraph#"

4. My father-in-law is digging coal in Shanxi, and since he became a multi-millionaire, he has begun to dislike his mother-in-law. Today the two of them were fishing in the river, and the mother-in-law was nagging on the side. Soon, a fish was hooked, and the mother-in-law said, "This fish is really pitiful!" The old man: "Yes! As long as it shuts up, it's fine! ”

5. 、? The next day, the daughter saw the honey water and note at the head of the bed - little baby, last night you drank two glasses of low-grade white wine, eight glasses of red wine and two bottles of beer and began to lose consciousness, remember, this is your limit. Dad can't be with you every day to protect you, you must control yourself. A father in Harbin was very touched when he saw it. That night, I took my daughter to the hotel. After two scenes, I heard my daughter talking in the haze: Dad, you can't drink enough! Boss, five more snowflakes........#Funny strip#"

6. When I was in college, I liked the school flowers at that time, but I was timid and inferior, and I did not confess. Ten years later, driving a Maybach S680, it was also very powerful. Classmates gathered, thought about going to talk to school flowers, wanted to see if there was a chance. After chatting, a child came over and pulled on the school flower's clothes and said, "Mom, I want to go home!" At that time, his face was green, and after a while, I talked about the goddess with another student and asked him: "Which piece of cow dung was the school flower planted on, and which pig arched?" Then the child came over and tugged at the classmate's clothes and said, "Daddy, Mommy let you go!"

7. Since I was a child, I have always loved to eat all kinds of snacks, and I have never hated them. After getting married, I was afraid that my wife would laugh at me, so I bought it for her to eat, and I had to endure the hunger myself. With the kids, I was finally able to snack in the open. After all, it can be said that it was bought for the baby, the baby does not eat, only I eat. Last night I bought a bunch of little cookies, chips, spicy strips, mangoes, ice cream, cream cake. My wife asked me: Why do you buy so much? I immediately and wittily replied: This is for my son. The wife directly threw a packet of spicy strips over: two teeth, you feed him spicy strips?

8. After work, several colleagues asked me to go to the newly opened hot pot restaurant for dinner. After sitting down, the waiter kept holding the tablet and looking down, and the colleague who was ordering the food was very angry. Suddenly he was a little angry, and he said to the waiter with a sullen face: Can you not play with the tablet when I order? The waiter was also very aggrieved and said: Big brother, I don't get this how to order food for you. I was so full of laughter that I was about to die.

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