1, take my son to the restaurant to eat, when checking out I deliberately said to my son: broken no money, why don't you brush the bowl here to settle the account? The waiter also nodded and said yes, and the cooperation was very tacit. Son listens

1, take my son to the restaurant to eat, when checking out I deliberately said to my son: broken no money, why don't you brush the bowl here to settle the account? The waiter also nodded and said yes, and the cooperation was very tacit. After listening, the son calmly said to the waiter: You can think clearly, I can stay, you have to pick me up and take me to the kindergarten every day, cook for me to eat, and help me take a bath and tell bedtime stories at night, is it worth it for a few bowls? Or is it... Do you want to be my stepmother? I......

2, the brother-in-law and his wife have been married for 5 years, and they are very happy to learn that their wife is finally pregnant. The brother-in-law bought a bottle of fetal supplement and gently said to his wife: "Wife, you eat quickly, after eating it will definitely help the development of the fetus." His wife watched for half a day, directly threw the bottle into the garbage can, and scolded: "Stupid goods, this is the glue for repairing bicycle tires." ”

3, the unit recruited operators, after the recruitment advertisement was sent, there were several girls to apply on the same day. I saw a girl's resume that read: She had been a voice actor, and I thought that this person's Mandarin must be standard. So I recorded her. As a result, although the girl worked very hard, but her Mandarin was not standard at all, I asked her, "Didn't you ever work as a voice actor?" Your Mandarin is not ordinary. The girl said: "Manager, 20 years ago, I filmed a TV series reflecting the anti-Japanese resistance, and the baby crying in it was matched by me." ”

4, a brother and son of the family are graduates of prestigious universities, after marriage, they changed to a large house in a prime location. Me: People like you who have graduated from famous schools are also acquaintances with social elites, and they must have received a lot of money when they got married, right? Dude will smile: So, the house I live in now is worth two million! Me: I didn't ask about your house, I just wanted to know how much money you received? Dude: You know, before marriage, I rented a house!

5, a bear child, the grade is the first in the penultimate year after year, and often fights with people. But according to the requirements of the leader, the teacher has to give the students a better final comment. The teacher thought for a long time and wrote: "The student has stable grades and strong hands-on ability!" ”

6, the college entrance examination that year, for a long time did not stay in school, has been recuperating, the play is not very good, but I filled in the school suitable for myself according to my own situation, all the way to graduate school, so we must have such a concept, the college entrance examination is not the end, the college entrance examination is not good does not mean that your future is gone, you still have the opportunity to work hard and make progress. Come on

7, my dream from childhood is to be a pilot, but it should not be, in the third year of high school did not protect the eyes, became short-sighted, and finally lost with the ideal of childhood. So I hope that everyone must protect their eyesight, not like me, because the exam can not be copied, resulting in insufficient final scores.

8, Zhang Mingming and a few friends booked a room on the 25th floor of a hotel, when they came back, the elevator of the hotel was broken, and the waiter arranged for them to spend the night in the lobby. A few friends discussed for a while, and everyone decided to climb the stairs on foot and go back to the room. To pass the time, they took turns telling jokes, stories, or singing songs to relieve fatigue, and when they climbed to the 18th floor, it was Zhang Mingming's turn to tell a story, which he said was not long, but sad: he forgot the key in the hall.

9, a colleague was recently chasing a sister, yesterday asked him how the war situation is, he said: "The relationship has been determined." Me: "So fast". When he finished the next sentence I knelt down. He said "it has been determined that it doesn't matter". Sleeper, then you directly say that people do not agree to it and do not end it!

10, today to do toe manicure, there is a row of nail art booths, one of the stalls has a little girl shouting: "Mom, you see, this sister's feet are really beautiful!" "At that time, I decided to do a manicure here ~ When I finished, this little sister of kawaii said, "Mom, tonight we eat pig's trotters, let's buy it according to this sister's feet... ”

11, yesterday the object said to me: "I fell into the water at the same time as your mother!" Who will you save first. I said, "I'm sure I'll save you first." She was amazed! He said, "What about your mother?" "I said to save you first!" But I'm going to go home before I get to you. Girlfriend asked: Why? I said, "I'll have to go back and call my dad to save my mom."

12, my cousin is not married in her 30s, and my aunt always talks about why her daughter can't marry in front of our relatives. I advised her, "Aunt, if you see your cousin so obedient, you will definitely find a good Ruyi Langjun in the future." The aunt sighed, "You don't have a daughter, you don't understand, a 30-year-old daughter who still comes home on time, can she not worry about people?" ”

13, my cousin is not married in her thirties, and my aunt always talks about why her daughter can't marry in front of us relatives. I advised her, "Aunt, if you see your cousin so obedient, you will definitely find a good Ruyi Langjun in the future." The aunt sighed, "You didn't raise a daughter, you don't understand, a daughter who is still home on time at the age of thirty, can she not worry about it?" ”

14, no matter what, life still has to continue to move forward. Sometimes hurt and failure are not seen as a bad thing, it will make you better, and so will loneliness and loss. Everything will become a good thing later, as long as you can go on.