1. The female secretary is pregnant, the boss lets her run away, and the female secretary insists on returning to her hometown in Gansu to give birth. Before leaving, the female secretary said to the boss: "How to notify you when you are born?" ”...... Boss: "Zhang postcard

1. The female secretary is pregnant, the boss lets her run away, and the female secretary insists on returning to her hometown in Gansu to give birth. Before leaving, the female secretary said to the boss: "How to notify you when you are born?" ”...... Boss:" Zhang postcard to me, written on, Lanzhou ramen. ”...... A few months later, the boss left work, his wife handed a postcard, and the boss fainted after receiving it and was taken to the hospital. The doctor asked: What stimulated the shock past? The wife said: After seeing a postcard, I fell. ...... The doctor took the postcard and read: Four bowls of Lanzhou ramen; two bowls with sausages, two bowls without...

2. After dropping out of junior high school, I went to work at a milk tea shop. A cup of milk tea costs 5 cents, and then sells for 20 yuan. As long as there is a well-positioned façade, 1 million a year can also be earned. Today's young people actually drink milk tea as fashion, do not know that it is all pigment flavor made out of things, moldy fruit is still squeezed into juice for you to drink. I resigned a year later because I was condemned by my conscience. Now I run a milk tea shop and have made 500,000 yuan!

3. Rented a Passat to go to a class reunion and had a good chat with everyone. After eating, someone proposed to visit the teacher. We immediately agreed, bought some fruit and went. When we were about to leave, the teacher took my computer bag and said, "Look, see what else I have with me, just leave it at the door!" ”

4. My husband came back from a business trip for half a month and wanted to surprise my wife. After opening the door, I found that my wife ran to the bathroom in a panic, and my husband felt strange. He immediately ran to the bedroom to take a look, and was surprised to see that the window was open, and there was a man hiding outside the window, and the husband was mad and pushed the man down the stairs. After the wife came out of the toilet, she stuck her head out of the window and asked her husband: What about the master who installs the air conditioner?

5. In the hot summer, I ordered a cold noodle, shredded meat and green peppers put together in the shape of a butterfly, I had a special appetite at first glance, and my roommate was losing weight, I teased her: "It's fragrant!" Do you eat or not? She gave me a blank look and said, "Imagine a fat cook in a stuffy kitchen, wiping the sweat from his nose and sideburns while laying butterflies for you." "I...#Funny#Funny#"

6. This year, due to the special situation, I have not yet resumed work, and in recent days, I have calmed down and thought that my father-in-law and mother-in-law feel that my father-in-law and mother-in-law are the best father-in-law and mother-in-law in the world!!! The reason is that years ago, they tried so hard to prevent me from being with my wife. I didn't understand it at the time, but now I finally understand their pain, but now it's too late to say anything!!!

7. During the New Year's holiday, I frequently quarreled with my wife, and I felt that my life was almost over. Eventually, the couple went to divorce. After completing the divorce procedures, I said to my ex-wife: In the past, I may be bad and let you suffer, and then you should not know me! Listening to this, the ex-wife was anxious: we have a divorce agreement, child support you do not give on time, I will find you!

8. I asked my sister: as long as you invest more than 100,000 yuan, you can do nothing, stay at home and receive an annual salary, ranging from 300,000 to 100,000, and also eat and live in a house! Dry or not? Sister: What kind of good project? I replied: Marry you off! My sister asked suspiciously: Why do you want me to spend 100,000 yuan when I get married? I smirked: Can you get married without plastic surgery?

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