1, with the boyfriend back to the hometown, in the village, the boyfriend urinary urgency, go to the grove convenient, I am waiting on the side of the road, there is a grandfather came, the uncle asked me: "Girl, who are you looking for in our village?"

1, with the boyfriend back to the hometown, in the village entrance, the boyfriend urinary urgency, to go to the grove convenient, I was waiting on the side of the road, there was a grandfather came, the uncle asked me: "Girl, who are you looking for in our village?" Me: "Uncle, I'll go to Li Xiaodong's house!" Just then, my boyfriend came out and I said to him, "Did this uncle say anything about your village?" Boyfriend: "This grandson who does not know, my neighbor" I tugged on the boyfriend's clothes to make him speak more politely, and the uncle next to him saw the boyfriend and greeted him happily: "Second grandfather, you are back?" I, depend, the rural generations are really chaotic...

2, my cousin's boyfriend and three female colleagues went on a business trip, and my cousin pulled me to a barbecue with joy. While eating, a seven- or eight-year-old boy suddenly asked his cousin: Auntie, are you married now? The cousin was stunned for a moment, and then subconsciously replied: Not yet. The little boy continued to ask: Auntie, how old are you this year? Why don't you get married at such an old age? The cousin laughed at Mimi and squatted down, and replied kindly: "Because I am afraid of giving birth to a child as ugly as you." The little boy's face changed drastically, and then he cried with a wow!

3. Today we are both resting at home, and we have just eaten and are sitting on the sofa. Not long after, my girlfriend's stomach hurt, and I didn't dare to speak on the side. I silently took out my Xiaomi phone and started playing games. The girlfriend looked at it and her heart was half cold. Two minutes later, my girlfriend couldn't sit still and was preparing to leave. Only to see me silently hand over my mobile phone and say: Okay, take it and cover it!

4, in the morning, the buddy went to play basketball, and when he came back, he found that he had a plaster cast on his hand. Me: I went and hit the ball with the handle broken? Dude: No, it's because I'm too lazy! Me: What's going on? What does being too lazy have to do with hands? "Dude said: When I was playing, my shoes went into the stone, I was too lazy to use my hands, so I wrapped my feet around the telephone pole and shook my feet, and others thought I was electrocuted, so they hit my hand with a wooden stick...

5, at two o'clock at night to chase the "Hidden Corner" drama, is preparing to sleep, suddenly stomach pain can not sleep, can only hold up to the hospital to work to see a doctor. Early in the morning, when I was queuing up at the hospital, an old mother suddenly stepped in front of me. I asked her, "Why did you cut in line?" She replied, "Because I don't have the qualities!" For a moment, I was speechless and simply slapped it. She jumped up and yelled, "Why did you hit me?" I told her dismissively, "Because I'm sick!" ”

6. The little uncle works in a KTV and is attracted to the divorced female boss. The landlady gave him a sea-view villa, and the little uncle immediately married the landlady. On the second day of marriage, the landlady took out a small bottle and said that in the days to come, every time she cried, she would drop a drop of water into the bottle, and when the day came, the bottle was full, and the heart must be dead, and she would not hesitate to leave him. Now 3 years have passed, a few days ago the little uncle secretly poured two large spoonfuls of water into the bottle, was found by the daughter-in-law, beaten.

7. The rich man goes to Haidilao to eat hot pot. Suddenly a single handsome man came up to the rich man and said, "I really envy you, when will I have the opportunity to eat a couple's package?" The rich man comforted the single handsome man and said: "Don't be discouraged, as long as you have money, like me, a person can also buy a couple package!" Single handsome man: "Yeah, it's okay to be ugly, just have money." ”

8. After work, several colleagues asked me to go to the newly opened hot pot restaurant for dinner. After sitting down, the waiter kept holding the tablet and looking down, and the colleague who was ordering the food was very angry. Suddenly he was a little angry, and he said to the waiter with a sullen face: Can you not play with the tablet when I order? The waiter was also very aggrieved and said: Big brother, I don't get this how to order food for you. I was so full of laughter that I was about to die.

9, the old man's family has a two-ha, every time he goes to visit, he will bring it delicious food. Once, the old man had to travel for a while and entrusted Erha to my care. After eating this day, I took Erha downstairs to play, and met an acquaintance, who came to greet me with a chicken leg in his hand, and Erha obediently walked to his side, and then took advantage of his lack of attention to bite his chicken leg away. When this foodie, when I reprimanded it, came up to me and bit the chicken leg into my hand...

10. After graduating from the university, the daughter of the chairman interns in our company. I have always had a crush on her, that time helped her pay her 8,000 yuan Alipay flower shell, she immediately agreed to eat with me. I took her to a couples package, and after a few glasses of red wine, I plucked up the courage to ask, "Can you be my girlfriend?" She didn't even think about it, and immediately shook her head resolutely. Heartbroken, I put on my denim coat and said "bye-bye" to her and left. Who knew that without taking a few steps, she shouted loudly from behind: "Love—you." I quickly turned around and looked at her excitedly, and she said quietly, "Hey, you, you haven't paid for your meal yet." ”

11. After graduating from a prestigious university, men did not find an ideal job, so they went to the city to work. With the money saved in the second month of part-time work, he is ready to change an LCD color TV for his mother in her 60s! But his mother called and said, "No need to break the bank, I am colorblind, black and white TV is the best..." He asked strangely: "Mom, you weren't before, why are you now colorblind?" The mother said, "For you to buy a house in the city and marry a daughter-in-law, can't I be colorblind once?" ”

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