The rich woman's husband died, and she found a young man in his 20s to marry.
Not long after the marriage, the couple went out on a trip and accidentally had a car accident, the husband was not hindered, but the wife was seriously injured and dying.
While waiting for rescue, the husband held his wife's hand and twitched his body.
The wife said with all her strength: You... Can...... Promise me one thing?
The husband said: You say, I promise you everything.
The wife said: You... Don't laugh... So is it okay to be happy?
The first year of marriage qingming, I went to the countryside with my wife to her hometown ancestral grave to the grave, due to the hurry, after arriving found that there was no money, there is a grocery store not far away, I have a stomach discomfort, I asked my wife to buy, I sat alone next to the cemetery to smoke.
It was drizzling in the sky a little while later, and I didn't bring an umbrella, but fortunately it didn't rain much.
At this time, a couple came over, carrying umbrellas, carrying a small basket, which contained paper money or something, and should have come to the grave.
The man looked at me and asked me: It's raining, why are you sitting here alone?
I weakly replied: I am waiting for my wife to send me money!
The man was frightened, and he ran away, and the woman fell to the ground with a toe at her feet, crying and crying...
After graduating from college, my brother went directly to work in a large company, and recently got a promotion, and his annual salary suddenly rose to 600,000.
After the promotion, my brother was busier at work, in his early thirties, and had no time to fall in love.
The family was in a hurry, and asked an acquaintance to introduce him to one. My brother is shorter, only 1 meter 66, and the matchmaker falsely reported to the woman that it was 1 meter 73. The other girl is really 1 meter 73, but the matchmaker is reported to be 1 meter 66.
After meeting, both of them were stupid, they didn't expect that 1 meter 73 would be shorter than 1 meter 66, and the scene was suddenly embarrassing!
The old man loves to drink, but the amount of alcohol is relatively poor, belongs to the level of three cups poured, how to drink can not be improved, and every time drunk after the drunkenness of the drunken crazy, scolding grinning pointing east and west to the mulberry scolding locust, so that the mother-in-law is overwhelmed.
On this day, the mother-in-law thought of a way to secretly pour out a large part of the wine in the bottle and mix it with water. When the old man was eating, he picked up the bottle and drank a few sips, smacked his mouth and felt that the wine was a little wrong, but he still began to sprinkle the wine madness.
The mother-in-law wondered: "Can you drink water and go crazy?" ”
The old man picked up the bottle and looked at it, saying, "No wonder this drunken madness can't be sprinkled up today!" ”
The colleague went on a business trip and called a taxi at the train station.
The car ran for a long time, and the colleague suddenly asked the driver: Why are there so many squares in your city, I saw 5 along the way, it is still exactly the same.
The driver said: Very normal, we are more popular here. Colleague said lightly: Is it? The uncle who sold snacks in the square was really powerful, and he was actually 5 twins.
The driver's license has been in hand for more than a year, and I recently had a lot of money and wanted to buy a car.
Find a buddy who knows how to drive to accompany me to see the car, after looking at it, I paid for it, and as a result, when it came time to pick up the car, the buddy suddenly had something to do and couldn't come.
But since I got my driver's license, I haven't touched the car for more than two years, pure white one, how to drive home is a problem. Fortunately, the salesman is more serious and responsible, when delivering the car, he introduced the general situation of the car in detail, how to hang the gear, how to start, how to park, how to shift gears, how to drive the near light, high beam, etc., and also sat on the co-pilot to accompany me around.
Finally I bravely sat in the driver's seat and drove.
On the way home, the more I thought about it, the more wrong I became: I spent more than half a year in driving school, paid thousands of oceans, took the exam three times, and did not dare to go on the road... As a result, when I went to the sales consultant, I got it in half an hour!
After work, the bus is crowded, and there are many people on the bus.
The driver suddenly put on a sharp brake... I threw myself in front of me, my hand right on the chest of a fat girl opposite.
Hurriedly withdrew his hand, and apologized in a red-faced voice, thinking that this was over, and he wanted to eat a slap!
But the fat girl just glared at me and said fiercely, "If you are lucky as a boy, if this is left in ancient times, I must force you to marry the old woman!"
My brother was the executive director of a large company, and he was handsome. During this time, a female colleague in his company has been chasing my brother.
At dinner on this day, the female colleague asked my brother grumpily: "Why don't you like me when I buy you food and drink every day?" ”
My brother: "Everyone is a first-time person, why should I like you?" ”
Female colleague: "I'm not ugly, why don't you like me?" ”
My brother: "You still like the renminbi, you ask it likes it, don't you?" ”
My husband is a deputy director of a municipal direct office, and he has been busy lately every day.
Today it was hard to take a day off, turned off the phone and slept at home.
The phone rang at home, and I picked up the microphone and fed it, and the other person said, "Please ask Director Wang to answer the phone." ”
I said, "I'm sorry, he's not home." ”
The other party muttered, "This little king, I can't find anyone all day." ”
I quickly asked, "Are you looking for Director Wang or Xiao Wang?" ”
The other party: "Aren't Director Wang and Xiao Wang both your husband alone, is this different?" ”
Me: "Of course it's different, my husband said, if you look for Director Wang, just say that he is not at home, if you look for Xiao Wang, wake him up." ”
At noon, I went to my brother's house for dinner, and after eating, my brother said I would make you a cup of tea.
My sister-in-law asked in the kitchen, "Husband, do you want lemon flavor or ginger flavor?" ”
My brother said loudly, "I just ate fish, ginger is fishy, I want ginger juice to taste!" ”
I waited for a while, and no one asked me, "Brother, why doesn't my sister-in-law ask me what I want to drink?" ”
My brother: "What's the drink, she helped me put the dish soap, I'll wash the dishes later!" ”
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