1. I lived with the divorced landlady for half a year, and she gave me a house as compensation after breaking up with me. I lived alone in a big house and was particularly lonely, so I found a beautiful woman to share. she

1. I lived with the divorced landlady for half a year, and she gave me a house as compensation after breaking up with me. I lived alone in a big house and was particularly lonely, so I found a beautiful woman to share. She's a female anchor, and I often watch her live. On this day, the beauty said in the live broadcast: I am going to move tomorrow, and I can't broadcast it live. When I heard this news, I panicked, can't I see beautiful women in the future? So I immediately ran to knock on the door to confess, but I didn't expect the beauty to agree! I asked her where she was going, and I wanted to go too, and the beauty said, "Isn't it upstairs?" The floor is high and the light is a little better.

2. The former tablemate was the son of the trustee of our school, who slept all day except for the Internet. Every time I took the exam, I slept while handing out the test papers, and many teachers knew him and didn't care about him. Once a teacher from a foreign school came to proctor us, saw him sleeping, and woke him up: there were still fifteen minutes to turn in the papers! The school trustee's son looked up: Fifteen minutes is not time? In the TV series, it should be the son of the school trustee who quickly answered all the questions on the exam paper. In reality, it is the son of the school trustee who has finished speaking and then turned his head and continued to sleep...

3. A rich man is old and wants to choose an heir from 3 sons. Finally, the rich man thought of a way to test who was the most filial. The rich man used the housekeeper's mobile phone to send a text message to his 3 sons: The old man is about to die. As a result, I waited for a long time and didn't see anyone. Later, I saw 3 sons each carrying a wreath.

4. After the cousin got home from work, it was already midnight. She ordered a takeaway online with a note: There is an extra reward for early delivery! The navigation shows that the distance is 25 kilometers, but the takeaway brother delivered it in half an hour. The cousin opened the door, took the takeaway and said , "Thank you!" The takeaway brother hurriedly asked, "What about the extra reward?" The cousin said: "Five-star praise wait for Ha!" ”

5. The cousin took the demolition money of his father's house for 10 million yuan and found a beautiful wife at the goddess level. Then I bought a large villa of 200 square meters. After five years of marriage, my cousin said to his wife: Honey, I find that I seem to be sick. His wife: Where is the illness? Cousin: I find my arms getting shorter. His wife: Don't rip me up, how I didn't see it. Cousin: Really, when I first got married, I could hold you with one arm, but now I can't hold you with both arms.

6. During the Qingming Festival, my father said that I was not a child and wanted to take me to the ancestral grave in my hometown to see. When we got to the cemetery, my father and I saw a man crouching on the ground, as if he were very depressed. I thought to myself, could it be that he was trying to steal tribute? I asked, "Don't you have money to eat?" He looked up and replied, "I'm hungry, waiting for my family to send me money!" "My father and I were so frightened that our legs trembled and we immediately fled into the wilderness.??"

7, the first day to go to work in dad's company, driving a Porsche for fear of being gossiped about, so I took the subway to work, next to a grandfather. Just fine, he suddenly leaned back in his chair, closed his eyes, grinned, and the corners of his mouth twitched vigorously. I look at what is going on, sick or what? Hurriedly put his face into the old man, pushed his shoulder and shouted: "Old master, old master, what are you doing?" "Suddenly, I couldn't dodge and was sprayed with a snotty face.?

8. Work part-time as a waiter in a hot pot restaurant with your roommate on college weekends. A guest asked to stir the bottom of the pot with chopsticks that day. The housemate stirred and stirred, felt really fragrant, and conveniently clipped a chopstick to eat! All the guests at the table were stunned, and they all looked at their colleagues in an instant. Then I saw my roommate pretending to be noble and cold and saying: I will try it first!

9. Since I went to elementary school, every time I didn't do well in the exam, my mother beat me with a rolling pin. I was hit with a bruise and a purple patch, and I sat in the doorway crying. Dad said to me in pain, "Son, don't be afraid of pain, just wait until you grow up!" "Twenty years have passed in the blink of an eye, and I have started a family. Today, I was sitting in the doorway smoking a cigarette, and Dad saw it. He asked me, "What about son, when you were a kid, didn't your father lie to you?" I smiled and said, "Of course, I didn't lie to me, the few sticks that were just beaten by my daughter-in-law are much lighter than the strength of my mother's beating, and I have the skills of being beaten when I was a child, and now I don't feel any pain at all!"

10. The elderly drunken female supervisor of the single female colleagues in the whole company fell in love with the new small fresh meat at first sight and often cared for him. At dinner last night, the female supervisor pretended to be drunk and asked Xiao Xian to take her home, and he gladly agreed. After sending the female supervisor home, he put the female manager on the sofa and washed her face with hot water, which was very clean and careful. The female supervisor was too shy to move, so she pretended to be asleep. Then, the little fresh meat actually closed the door and left, never coming back... What's going on here?

11. My girlfriend and her sister both liked me at the same time, but I finally chose my sister. For almost a long time, their sisters were a little anti-eye, and I couldn't talk to my sister-in-law. Finally survived until the sister-in-law got married, and the sister-in-law went to the honeymoon after the new marriage in early January. After returning from the honeymoon, but sullen, I asked her: What the hell is going on? She endured for half a day and said: Brother-in-law, I still want to marry you, can you divorce my sister?

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