1, yesterday overtime, early home, secretly opened the door to find, daughter-in-law and a man hugged together, I got angry to go up to her slap, she broke her mouth and scolded, who are you, go out to see

1, yesterday overtime, early home, secretly opened the door to find, daughter-in-law and a man hugged together, I got angry to go up to give her a slap, she broke out scolding, who are you, go out to see whose home, I pushed out the door to see 403 is really not their own home, I turned around and left, as if it was a little wrong.

2, when my wife was a flower of the music department, there were many people chasing her, and I could be looked at by her, not because of my rich father. After marriage, the wife stopped working, and every day she either drank tea with the rich wife or went to the SPA. Yesterday, without saying anything, my wife bought a house and gave it to her brother. Then I got into a fight with her, and we both sat on the couch and ignored either of us! After a while, I lost my temper and tried to coax my wife, so I said to my phone, "Call." My wife looked at me, and Siri replied, "Call to whom?" I said, "Wife." Siri said, "Call the first wife?" "Before I could react, I was beaten by my wife with a feather duster!?

3, my husband in SF to send express, basically no holidays, recently hard to take off work, I let him take me back to my mother's home. There was a motorcycle at home, very fast, and on the way, my husband suddenly asked me to put my hand in his pocket. I listened to a wave of emotion in my heart, and said: Yo, do you still know that it hurts me, afraid that I am cold? The husband of the second goods listened to a serious answer and said: I have a cigarette in my pocket, afraid of falling.

4. Some time ago, there was a girl who shared a room with me, and she did not trust me, so I made a contract with her for three chapters of the law, at any time, I was not allowed to enter her room, I was not allowed to plot against her, otherwise I would give her 200,000 unconditionally. At first, it was fine, but later, she always teased me, and I put up with it again and again because of the money, and then later, in front of me, she tore up the contract. I locked my room, she always knocked on the door, opened the door and then sneaked back to her room, I knocked on her door again: "You can rest assured, even without this contract, I will not touch you, I think a man's character is far more valuable than two hundred thousand!" "Then she became my girlfriend, and then she got pregnant.

5, send a message to the girlfriend, the result was mistakenly sent to the female colleague, and when it was understood, it could not be withdrawn. The female colleague came over and whispered, "Brother, you like me?" Why didn't you say it earlier! I was trying to explain it, so I heard her say, "Forget it, since you have confessed, I can only break up!" The female colleague suddenly shook my hand and said, "Brother, wait for me for three days, after three days I will definitely break up with my daddy!" ”

6. After graduating from Shanghai University of Finance and Economics, I found a job in a bank. Yesterday a great uncle came to withdraw the money, and the old man took the note and signed it upside down. I said dismissively, "The countrymen are the countrymen, and you take them down." The old man said, "I took it down, but the letter I signed was also poured!" "I looked at it with my eyes wide open, and indeed it was the same as signing it like signing it!" Sighed, "Uncle or your uncle." ”

7, my husband and I set up a stall at the door to sell fried skewers, and now selling fried skewers every day is particularly hot and tired, and we dream of selling fried skewers at night. Yesterday I bought a disc of Zhen Huan's biography, watched it for a while, and thought that I could dream of being a harem lady at night. As a result, I dreamed that I would wear a cheongsam to sell fried skewers in the palace, and the empress dowager and the ladies would come to buy them...

8. The father-in-law is 78 years old this year, and after retirement, he was rehired by the unit, and his salary was 30,000 a month. Today, my father-in-law was working, and my mother-in-law sent him a V letter saying: "Husband, I want a bag, can you buy it for me?" The father-in-law asked, "What bag?"?" Mother-in-law: "LV." Father-in-law: "This is not easy to buy, right??" I'm afraid I can't buy real materials!! The mother-in-law said, "No!! I'm going to do it!! "In the afternoon, my father-in-law came back very late. As soon as she entered the door, my mother-in-law asked, "Husband, what about my bag?" Did you buy it?? Father-in-law: "Bought it!! Mother-in-law: "Where??" How come I didn't see it?? Looking at the mother-in-law's impatient eyes, the father-in-law immediately took out a bun from the bag and handed it over, saying: "You said that what bun you eat is not good, you have to eat donkey meat buns, this thing is not easy to buy, I ran several streets!" ”???

9, the husband came back early from a business trip, just entered the door and hugged me, I said: "Honey, I went downstairs with Mrs. Li to buy vegetables yesterday and forgot to bring my wallet, borrowed her 200 yuan, and was planning to pay it back, you send it to her." Half an hour later, my husband came back to sit on the couch without saying a word, I asked him what was wrong, my husband: "When I handed the money to Xiao Li's wife, I was beaten by a strange man!" ”

10. When I was in college, the dorm buddies fell in love with the flower goddess of our department. The buddies gave her a spare tire for a long time, and finally succeeded in her position after changing countless boyfriends. Once the two brothers went to the home near the school, they asked for a membership card, and the brother directly gave the card to his daughter-in-law. Some time ago 520, the two went to romance again, and as a result, after checking out the checkout, the text message told the buddies that his card had been upgraded to a diamond member...

11. My mother-in-law retired some time ago, and her monthly pension is only 1500 yuan. My wife just gave birth to a child, my mother-in-law came to the house to serve the confinement, I let her lack something and tell me! Yesterday, my mother-in-law said, "Son-in-law, I have a necklace that is very beautiful, just a little expensive." Me: "How much?" If you like it, buy it. Mother-in-law: "28.6." Me: "Mom, buy what you want, don't scare me for a day." Mother-in-law: "Husband is so good, I bought it yesterday, 28.6 grams to wear will not be too conspicuous ah?" ”

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