After living with a divorced landlady for half a year, she gave me a house as compensation after breaking up with me. I lived alone in a big house and was particularly lonely, so I found a beautiful woman to share. She's one

After living with a divorced landlady for half a year, she gave me a house as compensation after breaking up with me. I lived alone in a big house and was particularly lonely, so I found a beautiful woman to share. She's a female anchor, and I often watch her live. On this day, the beauty said in the live broadcast: I am going to move tomorrow, and I can't broadcast it live. When I heard this news, I panicked, can't I see beautiful women in the future? So I immediately ran to knock on the door to confess, but I didn't expect the beauty to agree! I asked her where she was going, and I wanted to go too, and the beauty said, "Isn't it upstairs?" The floor is high and the light is a little better.

2, the brother mentioned a Paramela, sister-in-law also wanted to drive, so he signed up to learn a driver's license. Before I left, I asked my sister-in-law, "Sister-in-law, are you afraid of being disciplined?" I heard that the driving school instructors have a bad temper! The sister-in-law said very calmly: "It's okay, the coach is my cousin, I definitely can't bear to scold me!" "As a result, after going to driving school for a few days, she came to me crying. It was said that her brother was in front of all the students, as long as she made a wrong step, he would beat her fiercely, and she was dizzy when she hit her, and other students saw this scene, but they studied more seriously.

3. Before dying, the rich man said to his three sons: Whoever can find a way to fill an empty house is the heir to the property. The eldest son brought a lot of cotton, and the rich man shook his head. The second son opened the school flower book and said: I can fill this room with laughter. Regal smiled and shook his head. Finally the youngest son took a lighter and said, "I can use the light of the fire to illuminate the whole house." The rich man said satisfactorily: The younger son is the heir, do you agree? The eldest son said: I am stupid and unworthy of these properties. The second son said: I have the brain to rely on myself, and I will give my brother my property. So the rich man passed away happily. At this time, the eldest son said weakly: Third brother, you can turn off the gas, right?

4, a girl plus my friend, I looked at the circle of friends, a white rich beauty level of the girl. We talked hotly, but we never had a video or a voice. I was afraid of being deceived, I sent a voice red envelope she did not take, let her say two words she refused. I questioned her: You must be a man, and I will not talk to you in the future. She sent a voice: Typing and talking is not good, you have to use the old woman's mouth, now it is boring, right? Well, it's boring, it's my wife's voice!

5, and girlfriends to eat, I worked overtime yesterday a little bit did not sleep well! The girlfriend saw it and asked with concern: "You just got married, is it necessary to fight like this?" I smiled and said, "If I don't fight hard, I won't be able to raise my son." Because if one day the son says: Mom, I beat up my classmates, his parents want 100,000 medical expenses. I can just say: What! Want 100,000! Give you 400,000, hit 3 more times! In order to become such a great mother, I have to fight hard! ”

6. One day, in the office, the English teacher corrected the paper, and suddenly an angry expression appeared on his face. The Chinese teacher asked: What's wrong? The English teacher pointed to Dumb's composition and said: I have never seen such a bad composition! Chinese Teacher: What did Dumb write? English Teacher: The Story of the Frog Prince. Chinese teacher: This is very good. English teacher: What's so good that he wrote at the beginning that the princess asked the frog "CanyouspeakChinese?" "Frog" Yes! ", the back is full of Chinese!

7, during the Tanabata Festival, colleagues packed up their things early and prepared to go on a date after work, only I was alone! My colleague advised me: "Xiao Li, don't ask too high, otherwise you will not find the object!" I explained, "I don't have any high requirements, as long as I don't hate to be poor!" The colleague looked surprised: "Your requirements are not high!" "Erm... Am I really asking for too much?

8, my wife is particularly strict in managing money, and I remember that when I was not married, I was asked to hand over my work. In order to prove that he loved her, he had to do so. On the day of the wedding, the bridesmaids have been blocking the door, the groom stuffed a lot of red packets, they did not open the door, until the red envelope on the body was stuffed, the groom had no way, directly shouted inward: "Silly wife, this stuff is all our family's money!" When the bride heard this, she stood up violently and ran to open the door herself.

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