Teacher: Kobayashi, which do you think is more important, the sun or the moon? Kobayashi: The moon is more important. Teacher: Why? Kobayashi: The moon can bring light to the night, and the sun seems to be nothing

Teacher: Kobayashi, which do you think is more important, the sun or the moon? Kobayashi: The moon is more important. Teacher: Why? Kobayashi: The moon can bring light to the night, and the sun seems to be useless, always coming out in the daytime.

2, playing with the mobile phone in bed, my mother came over, saw my chat background, and asked me: "Son, is this girl your object?" I shook my head and said, "No. My mom said, "Then why do you use this girl as a background?" I said, "It's not my phone, it's Daddy's!" ”

3) I often do the same fantasy: I won five million words in the lottery! One million to buy a house, one million to save in the bank, half a million to buy gold to keep it still to prevent the banknotes from becoming paper. The remaining one and a half million are used to live a good life, buy a car in the early 200,000s, relatives and friends should give some please to eat, should go to work and have to go to work, should do some small business to do small business. In fact, what I want to say is that gold this thing, you have a lot of cash on hand to spend can buy some to put, in case something earth-shattering happens, the banknotes become waste paper, and it will not be nothing, save your life! It can help you make a comeback.

4, at eleven o'clock in the middle of the night, my wife was still watching TV, I shouted to let her go to sleep, she reluctantly turned off the TV, and then had a big fight with me, I quickly turned on the TV, apologized, but it was still useless, and finally understood, she turned off the TV I did not praise her for being really good.

5, Xiao Zhang is ready to get married, and his girlfriend is buying furniture in the mall, and he met a colleague, so he asked him to help him. Colleagues are very enthusiastic, with Xiao Zhang straight to the place where the sofa is sold, pick and choose, especially careful, Xiao Zhang is very strange, asked: "Why do you attach so much importance to the sofa?" The colleague whispered, "The sofa is important!" Later, not only to sit, but also to sleep. Xiao Zhang was puzzled and said, "Who still sleeps on the sofa now?" The colleague laughed when he heard it and said, "Of course, you slept, and as soon as my wife and I quarreled, she drove me to sleep on the sofa." Just now I looked at your girlfriend's face, hey hey, brother, you will sleep on the couch more in the future. ”

6, a patient lying on the bed and said to the nurse: 'Nurse, I have no love, no family affection, no friendship, no money, whether I really have nothing. The nurse said in a loving voice after listening: "Look at what you said, how can you be so unconfident in yourself, aren't you still sick?" ”

7, take a long-distance bus to go on a business trip, sit next to a beautiful woman, on the way we all fell asleep. My wife called and asked me where I was? I said in the car, at this time the beautiful woman on the side woke up confusedly, only to hear her say to me in a very weak voice: You pressed my hair, can you move? Then the phone came with a beep-beep sound... I'm wronged!

8, the girlfriend is a flight attendant, she is born beautiful and has big legs, I am very envious. Later, she met a local tycoon on the plane, and she did not expect that the two were in the same city, so she recognized him as a dry father. One day, my girlfriend secretly bought a Maserati with her father's credit card, but she didn't expect to crash the next day. Then she went to the insurance company to settle the claim. Not long after the result, the girlfriend called the local tycoon and said that she had a quarrel with the insurance company! The local tycoon rushed over to inquire about the situation with a confused face. The insurance officer said very helplessly: "Big sister, it is not that we do not lose, you see such a large road on a telephone pole, do you say that she is practicing car training or practicing aiming!" ”

9, the wife complained that it was too cold at night, bought a bed of electric blankets, but the husband is not safe, after half a day to explain, he is willing to sleep in this bed of electric blankets. Before going to bed, the wife put a piece of ham in the oven and roasted it at a low temperature so that she didn't have to get up in the morning to make an early breakfast. After midnight, a smell of meat wafted through the bedroom, and the husband woke up from his dream, jumped up, shook his wife awake and said, "Honey, wake up, we are roasted." ”

10, the father is drunk, came home to look at his daughter, very seriously asked the daughter: "Have you borrowed money from others outside recently?" The daughter replied, "No, our family is so rich, do I still need to borrow it?" Dad: "Don't give me a poor mouth, tell me the truth!" Daughter: "Borrowed!" Dad: "How much?" Daughter: "Borrowed 10,000!" Dad got angry and said, "Why don't you borrow money?" Didn't you tell me I wouldn't give you a bank card and swipe it? ”

1 Once upon a time, the little boy who sold pants next door always had a better business than me. Secretly observing that he never brought a ruler, and the amount of teasing the girl with his hand on his waist made the girl giggle! But why did the girl beat me with my hand? Why are the bra sellers inferior?

12, today and my son went home, when I went up the stairs, my son asked me: Why do the lights in the stairs always have to shout before they turn on? I replied: Because this is a voice-activated switch! The son thought about it and asked: I can use the remote control to turn on this kind of light, do you believe it? I smiled and said, "If you can turn on this kind of light with the remote control, I'll give you a hundred bucks." Only to see my son run home, take out the TV remote control from home, and then throw it the ground, only to hear the sound of ding, the lights in the corridor are on!

13, the old man received a pension of 800,000 yuan, he was particularly happy to invite us to eat at a high-end restaurant. After the dishes were all served, I suddenly found that there was no corkscrew on the table. I said: It's okay, I'll use bamboo chopsticks to make beer. The whole table looked at me adoringly, but there were only disposable wooden chopsticks on the table, not taking advantage of the hand. I picked up a porcelain spoon on the table and explained, "Everybody see, this is the lever principle in physics!" "I tried to say goodbye, the spoon broke, my hand was cut, and the blood flowed like a flood...

14, the female boss was dumped by the scumbag, gave me a Jaguar, let me marry her, I immediately agreed. After marriage, she kept her money very strict, and there was a safe deposit box at home, and the password was known only to her. Once I was in a hurry to use the money, so I had to run to my wife to apply. My wife approved, and I asked what the password was. The wife said, "That's the day we first met." "I didn't dare to ask any more questions at the time, so I had to ask a friend to borrow money...