1, female colleague just divorced, bad mood, ask me to go to drink. Colleagues a game, I went, she drank a little raw, picked up a bottle and blew, completely wanted to get myself drunk, I was secretly vigilant, just divorced like this. Mo was not looking for a receiver, so I quickly asked, "I'm not pregnant!" She said no. I was relieved. At ten o'clock in the evening, she was already half drunk and said, "Brother, I have nothing now, you take me in." "I have some hesitation, she is 30 years old beautiful, the figure is good, people love, it is said that the divorce is because of spending money and spending a lot of money, I am hesitating, when I interact with her, then the 678 yuan in my pocket, is not it impossible to keep? What to do??
2. When I was in high school, one day there was no one at home, and my girlfriend and I lingered on the couch for a while, and then rushed to school. In the evening, my mother came home and asked, "Why is there so much woman's hair on this couch?" I muttered, "I don't know, you ask my dad!" "That day, I learned how tiger my mother was, and the next day my father would not have lived the third day if he had not found colleagues from the whole company to testify." Then, I was beaten up by my dad and almost flew xian out of the sky...
3, recently every day overtime, a little tired, daughter-in-law thoughtfully pinched my shoulders, don't say, but also very comfortable. I praised my daughter-in-law vigorously, and the daughter-in-law said happily: Husband, do you want to run a member, charge a thousand yuan, and get a monthly card! It's a good deal. I was busy transferring a thousand pieces to my daughter-in-law, and asked my daughter-in-law to press it twice, but my daughter-in-law ignored me. I was busy reminding her that I had a full amount of money, a monthly pass! My daughter-in-law didn't look at me and said casually: Our store has closed down due to poor management! It turned out that this was the money to go shopping with my girlfriend tomorrow.
4, the wife spent 1500 to buy a pure white skirt, like it too much. Yesterday my wife asked me to wash my clothes, and I washed my skirt directly with my jeans. After washing, I was dumbfounded, and the white skirt turned into a blue skirt. I hurried to dry my clothes, hoping that my wife would not find out. Who knew that the wife saw it at a glance and said: Husband, you are so good, how do you know that I have always wanted to buy a blue dress??
5, when I was a child, I was particularly naughty, I provoked my mother, my mother encouraged my father to beat me, and then I ignored them for a day. My Dad: Yo, son, are you still angry? It was your mother who made me beat you." Mom said: I just said that, you really fight. I said silently: None of them are good things... So my brother was once in mixed doubles.
6. There was a little boy who, one day after school, asked his mother, "Mom, where did I come from?" "Moms find this question difficult to answer, but should take this opportunity to educate their children." She spoke solemnly. After the son listened, he was confused and said, "How can this be?" My table mate said he was from Shanxi! ”
7. My cousin, who lacks heart and eyes, has not found an object for nearly thirty years, and my aunt has entrusted me with the arduous task of finding an object for him. A few days ago, a new female colleague from the company was good, so she introduced herself to my cousin, gave him WeChat, and let him go by himself. After work this night, when I was bored brushing the circle of friends, I saw the girl send a circle of friends and said: Seeing a couple at night is really enviable! I haven't eaten yet, I'm lonely and want to cry... After a while, I saw my cousin comment on her: 666... I.......?
8, grandpa is the coach of the modern driving school, now there is no one in the driving school to practice the car, he works part-time as a substitute driver. In the evening, my grandfather picked up a car owner from Pagani at the International Trade Hotel. Pagani Owners: Coach? Has the driving school closed? Grandpa: No, the driving school has not arranged to run around these days. Pagani Owner: Then get in the car! Grandpa: You still have to find a professional to drive this car, I have never wiped this kind of car! Pagani owner: You are not driving me to give you a bad review, or you directly cancel the order.
9. After graduating from college, I went to a large company to be a secretary to the president with a bit of posture. On my first day at work today, I went to deliver a document to the president. His office was on the 15th floor, and when he got to the elevator, he found a lot of male colleagues waiting there. I was afraid of delays, so I chose to climb the stairs and rushed breathlessly to the 15th floor office. When the chairman saw my appearance, he asked: What is wrong with you? Me: It's all men in the elevator, and I'm a girl who goes into the elevator with them for fear that they'll take advantage of them, climb the stairs, and die of exhaustion...?
10. Yesterday, the color drifted more than 6 million, should first give the cause of love, directly bought a lot of extracurricular books, sent people to the children of the mountain. Wandering to my mother's place, I thought I hadn't been here for a long time, just give them some money and buy more supplements. After talking to my mom for a while, my dad came back, looked at me, said something to my mom, and then the two of them went into the room and closed the door. Then I went over and put my ear to the door and heard my dad say, "I bought a roast chicken leg and you'll finish eating and then go out." ”
11 For young mothers, sometimes convincing their young children to go to bed can be a headache. However, a friend came up with a humorous idea. She said to her son: Your little bed is an envelope, and you are a letter with good news. The child jumped on the bed happily, slipped into the quilt, asked his mother to put him in an envelope, put a stamp on it, and mail him to a sweet sleep.
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