1. A girl got on the plane and saw a man sitting in her seat. She checked her ticket and said politely, "Sir, are you sitting in the wrong place?" The man took out his ticket and shouted:

1. A girl got on the plane and saw a man sitting in her seat. She checked her ticket and said politely, "Sir, are you sitting in the wrong place?" The man took out his ticket and shouted: "Look clearly, this is my seat, are you blind?" The girl looked at his ticket carefully, stopped making a sound, and stood silently beside him. After a while the plane took off, and the girl bowed her head and said to the man easily: "Sir, you are not in the wrong position, you are on the wrong plane!" There is a kind of forbearance called making you regret that it is too late, if howling can solve the problem, the donkey will have ruled the world long ago!

2. Dad and his buddies drink at home. Mom saw that they drank a lot, so she took advantage of the brothers' lack of attention and secretly flipped the tea into Dad's wine glass to pretend to be beer. Dude: Come, deep feelings, a mouthful! Say goodbye and dry the beer in your glass. Dad held the wine glass ink for half a day without drinking, buddy anxious: is it a brother! I'm done, you hurry! Dad said weakly: It's not that I don't want to drink, it's that this wine is a little hot.?

3. When the daughter-in-law of a colleague is still a female colleague, one day his daughter-in-law asks his colleague to drink coffee together. The waiter was careless and spilled a co-worker a body of coffee. Since there was no change of clothes around her brother, his daughter-in-law proposed that her colleagues go to the hotel to open a room first, and she went to help her colleagues get a change of clothes. Later, the two of them were together. Until the wedding day, my colleague Cai found that the person who sprinkled me a cup of coffee was his daughter-in-law's sister-in-law!

4. Because he stole two packs of Hibiscus King from the chairman, he was expelled by the chairman. Now I've been unemployed for half a year, rummaging through the trash cans all day looking for food. One day in the garbage can turned out 5 million, in the spirit of collecting gold, shouted: "Who dropped 5 million pieces and was picked up by me." "In an instant, a group of people surrounded me, saying that they were their own. At this time, a brother knelt down on the spot: "Brother, that is the money for my girlfriend's medical treatment, without this money, my girlfriend may die!" "There was no one to talk next to me, so I had to give him the 5 million coins."

5. At the end of the college entrance examination, at the graduation party in the Fun Valley, my brother patted his chest and said to me: "If I don't mix well in the future, you will not have my brother." Hearing this, I burst into tears and said excitedly: "After so many years of feelings, no matter how well you mix well, the money you owe me must be repaid!" ”?

6. The cousin with junior high school education became the sales manager of the company by virtue of excellent verbal kung fu, and asked a few of our brothers to come out to celebrate after work in the evening. While playing in the KTV, his cousin's wife called him and asked him to go back. My cousin turned to us and said, "Brothers, the next time we get together, I will have to accept her willfulness as I enjoy her youth." After listening, the other brothers' eyes were moist, and they thought in their hearts: You are the only one who can say that you are afraid of your wife with such a sense of justice.

7, girlfriend birthday, invited a group of friends to the bar to play, during the period there is a small fresh meat constantly persuade me to drink, because I have a bad amount of alcohol, have been rejected one by one by me, but the small fresh meat is still not dead hearted, bluntly said: do not drink is not to give me face. The girlfriend heard this anger and asked the little fresh meat: Why do you always call my girlfriend to drink. Little fresh meat said: Come out to play, drink to the fullest. The girlfriend said angrily: Don't come with me to this set, you men's flowers and intestines are already written on your face, even if you drunk my girlfriend, it will not be your turn. The little fresh meat was dumbfounded, and could only walk away in ashes.

8. My father was over sixty years old and did not dare to drive anymore, so he gave the Baojun 730 at home to my husband. As a result, the husband hit an old woman the first time he drove out, and lost more than 2 million yuan. This incident left a deep shadow on her husband, and he did not dare to drive, taking the bus to work every day. My husband had just arrived at the station this morning and the bus had started. So my husband had to chase after me and shout: Master, wait for me, master, wait for me. At this time, a young man leaned out of the car window and said: "Disciple, don't chase."

9, the day before yesterday when I went to work, it rained heavily, I did not have much of a single umbrella, the secretary said to go with me, she did not bring an umbrella, had to go with me. I agreed, but because it was raining so much, the secretary always squeezed on my side, and I couldn't concede defeat, and I squeezed on her side. Then she squeezed harder on my side, I squeezed her harder, and then I got angry: My umbrella, you squeeze your head!?

10. The company's leader Chen has always wanted to go crazy once, so he thought of going bungee jumping, but after all, he was a girl, and he still couldn't muster up the courage. Over the weekend, I decided to go crazy. I asked her: Some time ago, the bungee jump rope broke, fortunately, people fell into the river without life in danger. You don't know? Because of this, they must have replaced their ropes with new ones, and the safety measures should be more in place, she said. Now is the safest time to go.

11, I have a second-class friend, doing business, a little money. On the weekend, a friend came to my house as a guest, and when we were chatting, he asked me: Do you want to get rich overnight? Want to get both fame and fortune? Do you want to live a long life? I was full of excitement thinking that he had a good investment project, and said out loud: I want. As a result, the goods came with a contemptuous sentence: Then what are you waiting for? Wash and go to sleep.

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