1. Travel with your husband to stay in a hotel, it is too dark, a bottle of mineral water actually costs 50 yuan! Husband: "Let's drink this 50 yuan bottle of mineral water and drink hard!" Me: "You're crazy

1. Travel with your husband to stay in a hotel, it is too dark, a bottle of mineral water actually costs 50 yuan! Husband: "Let's drink this 50 yuan bottle of mineral water and drink hard!" Me: "Are you crazy?" Supermarket outside is only a dollar a bottle! Before I could finish speaking, my husband snapped open four bottles and said proudly: "I'll go out for a while, you open up and drink, so temperamental!" "In less than ten minutes, my husband came back with a bag of mineral water. While making up for the drink, he said excitedly: "50 mineral water is delicious, right?" Let's drink it for 50 and leave a piece of it! "The hotel manager knew and called out to the insider!

2. I had a big fight with my daughter-in-law in the morning, and when I came home from work in the evening and saw that my daughter-in-law had not cooked, I sat on the couch and played with my mobile phone without a word, thinking to see who could be good. After about half an hour, the daughter-in-law suddenly took the initiative to speak: "Forget it, it's not interesting to be angry, let's go out to dinner." I said "Hmm" with a straight face, and was about to get the key wallet, when my daughter-in-law said, "Don't take it, this time I will please." I was in a much better mood, and when I walked out of the house, I just asked, "Where to eat?" The wife "hissed" the door shut in the house.

3 SF Express brother sent raisins sent from his roommate's parents from his hometown to the dormitory. The roommate was still there, we stole food, and finally a dozen people ate the raisins. We looked at each other and did nothing, destroying the bags and the notes. After 5 days, my roommate asked doubtfully, "Why hasn't the raisins my mother brought me arrived yet?" ”

4 One day I asked my female colleague, "Why don't you find someone if you look so pretty?" She said: "There has been no favorite.". I said, "What do you like?" She said, "I like Chinese culture." Leaving a confused look on my face, do you understand netizens, what does she mean by this?

5 Obviously cheated by the online love girlfriend, heartbroken, life is loveless. Talked about a girlfriend online, talked for half a year, and cheated me of more than twenty thousand yuan. I was heartbroken and devastated, and I planned to jump off the building and take my life. After a newly divorced big brother came, he persuaded me: I don't want to live after being cheated by a girl? It's just a bad woman who cheated on you, is it worth it for you to jump off a building for a bad woman? As soon as I listened, I didn't want to live anymore: I tell you, there are no good girls in this world! Saying that the eldest brother and I sat together.

6 The company downstairs has a small restaurant, fried rice, rice unlimited, I and female colleagues found that the day after tomorrow to eat, a few days later the restaurant owner announced that the rice is not free, I said why ah how good the welfare is canceled, the boss glared at me, said: "Brother, you are still interested in asking, I have a 12 yuan box lunch, hard to be eaten by you into 1 yuan 2, listen to your meaning, but also want to give me the unit price of the guest to eat into a dime and two ah? "In fact, I really don't blame me, mainly female colleagues have a large amount of food."

7 Holiday group travel, collective rent a bus. A colleague on the highway opened the window and yelled outside: Cool. The driver glanced at the colleague and silently closed the window, jamming his colleague's head outside. The colleague shouted anxiously and kept tapping on the window. The driver said: Since you can't put your head in the car, let's let it dry outside.

8 The brother-in-law is a high-achieving student at CENTRAL America, during his school years, he copied a famous painting, and as a result, he was favored by a rich man and bought it for 16 million yuan! The brother-in-law became rich overnight, and was particularly excited, and immediately took the whole family to travel abroad. After arriving, the brother-in-law found a five-star hotel to stay. After checking in, the waiter took the brother-in-law to a room. Closing the door, the brother-in-law yelled, "Do you think I'm a fool?" Is your most expensive single room here as big as a cupboard, with nothing but a chair in it? The waiter said quietly: "Sir, please come in, this is the elevator!" ”

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