1. At night, please ask the husband to go to KTV to sing, play too hi, just sleep in KTV - accommodation. I woke up early the next morning looking at my phone and there were 105 missed calls, all from my wife

1. At night, please ask the husband to go to KTV to sing, play too hi, just sleep in KTV - accommodation. I woke up early the next morning— looking at my phone, there were 105 missed calls, all from my wife! Frightened, I quickly asked the old man, "What should I do?" The old man thought about it, decisively turned off my mobile phone, and pulled out the SIM card and broke it in half. Then the old man said to me: "I will go out to get a new card, and tell my girlfriend that your mobile phone card is broken, so I changed to a new number!"

2. When applying for a second-generation ID card, it is unlicensed for a period of time.

Internet addiction is rampant, and the nearby Internet café is strictly checked, and can only borrow the identity of colleagues

proof!

In the first Internet café, the network manager took the certificate and looked at me, faintly

Say, "Memorize the number!" ”

I couldn't remember it, so I had to take it and go out!

Turning around and walking to the second house, the front desk was a girl, staring at me and glancing at the documents and saying: "There is a place on the 5th, go over!" ”

Zheng was overjoyed and suddenly a little lonely, and asked incomprehensibly: "Why don't you let me memorize the number to determine myself?" ”

The girl was also impatient: "How much bumps do you have with your ID card avatar?" ”

3 Weekends attend a classmate's wedding. During the dinner, I met the goddess I chased to the death when I was in school. As soon as she saw me. Screaming again. It was punching and punching me again. That's intimate. It took me a lot of effort to stabilize her. I was so beautiful that I almost fainted. Ha ha. Maybe you can relive old dreams. Who knew that she had a sentence at this time. I heard people say: You are already dead...

4 After a quarrel, husband and wife live in the same room, and no one pays attention to anyone. A week later, the wife couldn't resist and wrote on a note: "Honey, I'm going to sleep with you tonight." Then ask the dog to give the note to her husband. After a while, the dog grabbed the note. The wife opened it and saw that it said, "I refuse to sleep with the dog!" ”

5 The daughter-in-law was washing her hair, at this time came a phone call, her girlfriend called, I looked at it and hung up directly. After washing her hair, my daughter-in-law asked me: Who made the call? I said: You girlfriend. When my daughter-in-law picked up her mobile phone and was about to call back, I asked my daughter-in-law: Why are you still in touch with your girlfriend?

6 In order to save a beautiful woman who jumped into the water, the old man saw the courage of the righteous bravery, and was given a Rolls-Royce as a thank-you gift by her local tycoon father. That night, the old man was idle and bored, drove a Rolls Royce to run Didi, and picked up a small couple at the movie theater. The man who got on the car said, "Go back to bed early at night, I'm going to talk to my friend LOL five rows, and tonight I'm going to stay up all night!" "The sister didn't make a sound, her face was not happy!! When I arrived at the destination, the man got out of the car, and the girl did not get out of the car and directly closed the car door. Then she opened the window and said to the old man loudly, "Master, go to the nearest hotel, you can collect the car now!" The old man also had the purpose of helping others, and he went out with one foot on the accelerator, and the man chased three streets.

7 When we went to school, we had 6 people, 4 Wi-Fi, and 7 computers in our dormitory. One summer, the teacher at the school asked me to pick up the new students, and I drove there. On the way, I asked the freshman, "Do you know what the highest state of the house is?" Freshman: "What?" I said, "I'm a senior in college, and I got lost at school yesterday." "Freshman:"

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