1. When I was in college, the rich second generation liked school flowers. However, because of shyness and difficulty in expressing his heart, he asked for a breakfast every day to give to the school flowers. Finally, kung fu pays off. School flowers and give it to her every day

1. When I was in college, the rich second generation liked school flowers. However, because of shyness and difficulty in expressing his heart, he asked for a breakfast every day to give to the school flowers. Finally, kung fu pays off. The school flower and the little brother who delivered takeaway to her every day were happily together.

2, a new young man from the unit asked me: How to adjust the mobile phone to vibrate? Me: Meeting mode. Boy: Then I'll switch to meeting mode, and you'll dial me down to see if it's shaking. I just dialed his phone number when his phone rang! When I made a move, he turned to my contact information, smiled and asked me: What is your name? Today, he's all my boyfriend.

3, in my counseling, many women who are struggling with whether to divorce, the wording is surprisingly consistent: I can't stand it for a long time, but thinking that the child will not have a father after divorce, I want to give the child a complete home. My reply is often: why is there no father for divorced children, and you are divorced and not murdering your husband. First, divorce does not represent the separation of parent-child relationships. Divorce represents the separation of husband and wife, the child and the parents of the link to the child, which is a simple truth that my little niece understands.

4. On this day, the sister-in-law called her wife and said, "You absolutely can't imagine that when I came home today, I bumped into our squad leader." The wife exclaimed, "He is such a rich, funny and perfect man who was actually bumped into by you!" The sister-in-law was just about to speak, and the sister continued to gossip and asked, "How does he feel about you?" Who knows, the wife came and said, "I don't know, he has not yet passed the dangerous period!" ”

5, my father entrusted someone to find a relationship and sent me to the train station as a conductor. Yesterday I was idle and bored, and a small child was lying on the counter chatting with me. The child asked, "Why are you locked up?" I jokingly said, "Because my sister can't study well." The child was visibly unconvinced: "You deceive. I smiled and said, "Really, I didn't lie to you." The child shook his head: "You are a liar, you are obviously an aunt!" ”

6, five girlfriends are pregnant, I am still worried about the cost of the fetus. Brother please drink, I went. I asked my brother: If a train is driving on a normal track and it will hit 5 children who are playing, and the other track has only one child, if the track controller is in front of you, will you change lanes? Dude said: I drift directly by train, one does not stay! The most annoying bear child!

7. The brother-in-law's roommate who is studying at HIT is married, and asks the brother-in-law to be a groomsman. Before the wedding started, the makeup artist asked the brother-in-law, "Do you need to put on some makeup for you?" The brother-in-law jokingly replied: "I don't need it, in case I steal the limelight of the groom, how bad it is!" At this time, the colleague who was the groom came over and said to the makeup artist in a serious manner: "You should still give him a makeup, otherwise others will definitely say that I deliberately asked someone uglier than me to set me off, then it would be even worse!" The brother-in-law looked embarrassed: "They are all married, and they are still joking with me." ”

8. Can I eat vegetables overnight? Green leafy vegetables: eaten within 4 hours, but in recent years, due to rising prices, green vegetables have also followed the "rising tide", resulting in more and more people reluctant to buy. If the previous night's stir-fried vegetables are not eaten, they are usually left to be processed and redone the next day, turning into a rich "breakfast". However, once the leafy green vegetables are overnight, their nutritional value will be greatly reduced. Experiments have proved that after placing green leafy vegetables in the refrigerator or at room temperature for 5 to 10 hours, the number of bacteria will increase greatly, even in the case of heating, the bacteria will only increase unabated and converted into more nitrite.

9, the wild play is tired, sleep dead at night, boyfriend five times three times sneaked into my tent to find fun, I am confused and let him fool. In the morning, when I saw that his eyes were blue and black, I complained: "You did a good job last night!" My boyfriend swooped down on his knees and confessed to me, "I'm sorry, honey! I got into the wrong tent last night, and it was the girl who pestered me until dawn to let me out! ”

10, this morning, I was queuing up in the canteen to eat, saw a beautiful woman in front, so I stood behind her, just stood still, the beauty turned around, tragic, porridge gorgeous along the brother's clothes the whole bowl poured I was full of. The girl's face was overwhelmed, and I suppressed my anger and wanted to go back to the dormitory to change clothes. At this time, the girl opened her mouth and said something that I messed up whenever I thought about it, "You pay me porridge!" ”

11, waiting for the elevator, I saw a rough man shouting desperately on the phone: "I can't put you down, I really can't put it down!" Can't help but sigh that amorous is always ruthlessly hurt, the iron man tender love gold does not change, just when I am thinking of thousands of thoughts, he said again: "Sleeping in the groove, the car is supported to pack six, you sit in the trunk ah?" "I closed my brain in an instant...

12, just chatted with the goddess, the goddess asked me why I was so good to her. I sighed: "Life is a rare chicken!" "In an instant, the goddess's head darkened! Come back! Don't leave! Listen to me explain! The input method of all evil, the word I want to type is confidant!

13, LunLun bought a lottery ticket and won five million, traveled to Shanghai, hungry to go to the restaurant to eat, Lunlun wanted to show that he had money, so he asked the waiter: "Waiter, here in your place, order a table of 25,000 dishes, is there, where is the private room?" Waiter: "Sir, don't kid me, are you really sure you order a table of 25,000 dishes?" Lun Lun: "Of course, take me to the private room!" Waiter: "Sorry sir, in our place, spend less than 30,000 yuan, you can only eat in the lobby!" ”

14, ordinary, obscure, no one cares about no one asks, I grew up like this, the world is too cold. Later, I found that I was too pessimistic, or someone cared about me, such as when I visited some websites, it always asked enthusiastically: Are you over 18 years old?