One day, I went to my sister-in-law's room to get something, and as soon as I opened the door, I saw my sister-in-law changing clothes inside. I was embarrassed and said sorry and was ready to go out, but my sister-in-law stopped me

One day, I went to my sister-in-law's room to get something, and as soon as I opened the door, I saw my sister-in-law changing clothes inside. I was embarrassed, and said sorry and was ready to go out, but my sister-in-law stopped me and told me to answer two questions, and if I answered any of them correctly, I wouldn't blame me. I said you ask, and she said: Do you want to choose 3-1 or 1-3? What does this mean?

2. One day, a father and son were waiting for traffic lights, and there was a woman pushing a stroller next to their son. The son whispered to his father: Daddy, that baby is so terrible, his mouth is grinning to the sides of his face. The father hurriedly stopped the son: don't talk nonsense, the green light is over, let's go! Out of curiosity, the father couldn't help but look back at the stroller, and the son was right, the baby had a big cracked mouth, constantly gasping for breath, and it was a puppy.

3, one day, a girl in her heart thinking about confessing to the boy she likes. Thinking about it, the boy came to her and said to her: I like you, be my girlfriend. The girl agreed, and then the boy slowly fell in love with the girl, and one day said in a joke, that day I confessed to you that I lost a bet with my friend. The girl smiled and said, "I know, I made them do it."

4. One day, a man went to the marriage agency to register for marriage, and the staff asked him to fill in the marriage requirements. After thinking about it for a long time, the man mentioned two points: first, women' and second, living. The staff glanced at it and said coldly: "You are not young, how can the requirements be so harsh!"

5, one day, there is a toothache to die of a person to extract teeth, he is very timid and dare not let the doctor pull out, so the doctor said that you drink a bottle of liquor to strengthen the courage, after the patient drank, the doctor asked: "Can you pull it out now?" Sick, he rolled up his sleeves and said, "Mother, I'll see who dares to pull out Lao Tzu's teeth."

6, one day, in a restaurant blind date, I said to the other party: "I am a relatively simple person, there are no high requirements for marriage, as long as there is a home that can cover the wind and rain on the line" The other party asked: "Big sister, is the thing you are talking about called a house?" ”

In order to express her love for her boyfriend, a girl specially knitted a very handsome sweater for her boyfriend. The boyfriend was so touched that he couldn't take it off every day. But after a few days, I stopped wearing it. When a friend asked why, he got angry: "She used the rest of the sweater to knit an identical one for her dog, and went out to walk the dog, and everyone said it was a couple's shirt." ”

2, a good brother married, another friend specially spent 800 to invite a girl to participate in the wedding, the wedding of the woman with tears stared at the groom deadly, staring at her for a long time after everyone comforted her what is wrong, but she just did not speak, stared at the groom, stared at my brother's heart. Knowing the moment of the exchange of rings, she cried. Cry louder than the background music! Then run, run, run! finish!

3. The owner of a Taobao shop, mainly engaged in various types of avoidance Y sets. Recently, I have received bad reviews, take a closer look. There is a customer who always gives a bad review: it is not that the shelf life is six months! I only used it for half a month and it broke! The quality is not good, and it is not returned. Negative!!!

4, a teacher is late for class, as soon as he enters the classroom, he will self-examine: Sorry, students, my electric car is broken, so I am late, I am not eligible to accept your standing salute, and I will be exempted today. The students were greatly moved and all said: Qualified. The class leader immediately stood up and shouted: Stand up and salute, and the students shouted in unison: Hello teacher. The momentum was earth-shattering, and the teacher said in frustration: After the principal knows that I am late.

5, a Porsche Macan and a Zotye SR9 met at the same time at the traffic light intersection, the owners of the two cars looked at each other, while squeezing out a sentence from between the teeth: Silly X... After the green light came on, Macan kicked the SR9 far behind the accelerator, and then to the next red light, the SR9 slowly caught up and stopped next to The Macan, rolled down the window and said to the owner: Dude, don't run so fast, buy expensive, buy expensive, it's okay, don't lose!

6, a beautiful woman alone in a corner drinking wine, looking at her pitiful appearance heart is about to break, seeing that the last bottle of wine is almost gone, there are many hookers around waiting for the opportunity to move, can not hesitate to run over to the concerned question, beauty you still want these bottles?!!!

A woman who needed surgery rushed into the doctor's office as soon as she got the payment slip. He asked the doctor, "Doctor, why is the operation so expensive?" The doctor froze, and the woman continued, "Look at your scalpel, it's not as big as my kitchen cutter!" If you look at your gauze again, it is not as wide as my face wash towel, why is the operation so expensive? The doctor listened and immediately called the nurse in. Then he said to the nurse, "When this lady has surgery, remember to change the scalpel to a kitchen knife and the gauze to a towel!" ”

2, a project and wife separated from each other, can only meet three or five times a year. But usually on the construction site every day with his wife online chat, one day, he was busy to get ready to go home, sitting on the train home on the Internet to ask his wife: Honey, how are you feeling now? His wife replied: My mood now is like meeting netizens.

3, a buddy he has always been single, which is not easy to meet a girl in the marriage agency. When they went on a blind date today, he was a little stage-frightened, so he had to take me along, but fortunately the other party also brought a girlfriend with him. After meeting, they asked us who had come on a blind date, and I pointed to my buddies and said it was him. Then the woman's girlfriend said to me: Let's go find a place to eat, so as not to hinder them. In this way, the two of us went to eat brine rice, and the dudes and they went to eat Western food! When I got home in the evening, I received a text message from my buddy: Today you took away my object! But my side has become... What's it called! I didn't make it!

4) A black classmate said to his white classmate, "God is not fair at all, it is convenient for you white people to cheat." "What do you say?" "You can just write the answer on your lap when you take the exam, but we can't read it clearly!!!。

A playboy just had a fiancée, and after getting married he confessed to his fiancée! Say, "Before we get married I'm going to tell you all the things I've done before I've been unfaithful." Three days later, the playboy repeated this again. His fiancée felt strange. He was furious: "Didn't you already tell me?" The playboy said, "Yeah, but that was three days ago."