1. In the office, the brother-in-law and the female supervisor are talking, and the Voice of Alipay suddenly prompts: "Alipay has arrived at 700,000 yuan!" The female supervisor looked at her brother-in-law and said, "Pretty rich."

1. In the office, the brother-in-law and the female supervisor are talking, and the Voice of Alipay suddenly prompts: "Alipay has arrived at 700,000 yuan!" The female supervisor looked at her brother-in-law and said, "Well, you are quite rich, so rich to go to what class, so let's invite you to dinner at night." "At night, the brother-in-law was with the female supervisor. The next day, the female supervisor said that there was an emergency and hoped that her brother-in-law could lend her 700,000 yuan. After a while, the brother-in-law's mobile phone rang again: "Alipay has arrived at 700,000 yuan!" The brother-in-law quickly explained: "This is the SMS ringtone I set!" Huh? The female supervisor passed out, and the brother-in-law said: "Should I tell her that I really have 700,000 yuan!" ”?

2. The husband has always suspected that the wife is having an affair, but there is no evidence. Once, my husband was on a business trip for half a month, and when he came home, he quietly asked his two-year-old son: "When Dad is not at home, is there any uncle he doesn't know who comes to our house?" The son snapped his fingers and said, "Yes, there have been two uncles." The husband beat his wife up and asked viciously, "Say, who is he?" The wife cried bitterly: "Send liquefied gas, collect electricity..."?

3. The old man spent 200,000 yuan on his pension to buy a purebred Tibetan mastiff, and one day the old man bit his mother-in-law when he was not at home. The mother-in-law was particularly angry and gave the dog to me behind her back. In the evening, I took a tibetan mastiff for a walk in the park, and on the way I met a beautiful woman to talk to, and we had a few small talks. After the beautiful woman left, I suddenly found that the Tibetan mastiff was also missing, and I couldn't find it for half a day! After a while, the beautiful woman returned, followed by my Tibetan mastiff. Beauty scratched her head and said: Big brother, can you take care of your dog, what does it mean that it is blocking the way and not letting me go home?

4. The rich driver took a temporary leave of absence, but unfortunately he had to go out to run errands, so he had to take a taxi. When he went to the place to pay, the rich man found that he did not bring money, but fortunately he had two packs of cigarettes with him. So the rich man embarrassedly took out a bag of Chinese flowers to give the master money as a car. The master took his cigarette and said, "Such a good cigarette." The rich man was embarrassed to get out of the car, the master suddenly stopped him, wiped a bag of red river from his trouser pocket and handed it to him, calmly saying: Find change...

5. The female leader called me to the office again today and asked me: Do you think I look good? I said: Even if the pageant champion stands with you, everyone will definitely think that you are the champion. The female leader's face suddenly smiled and blossomed, and then asked: If I were not your leader, how would you answer?

6. I used to drive a girlfriend's fit, and accidentally hit the street lamp. The policy showed a loss of 77,000, and Ping An Insurance said the vehicle was scrapped to 77,000. The garage bid 80,000, all kinds of full of routines, I don't know how to operate. In addition, it is not my own car, and I am afraid of trouble and directly hand it over to the insurance company. Later, I asked my girlfriend to know that his car ran 9,000 kilometers, which was quite valuable.

7. I had no experience when I first flew, and I heard that it was similar to taking a bus. On the day of departure, as soon as the cabin door opened, I was the first to rush in and grab a seat. Then a man in sunglasses came up and said to me: You get down, this is my seat. I didn't say angrily: Roll! I grabbed it first! When the purser saw it, he also came over and said: Sir, I'm sorry, this is indeed his seat. I'm still a roller. The man got angry and shouted, "Okay, you flew the plane today!?

8. Yesterday morning, when I was lying in bed and dreaming, I was confused and received a call from my father: Son, I won the lottery, you hurry back. I was suddenly surprised and happy, thinking about whether this would be a dream, I pinched myself, it would hurt, it turned out that it was really not a dream. So he immediately quit his job, didn't even want his luggage, and rushed home. After arriving home, my father took a bank card and said to me: Help you save a hundred million, you take it and spend it casually. I was ecstatic, and I couldn't dream of anything that I actually encountered. So I took out five million, bought a sports car, and bought a mansion with another 20 million. Then he drove to the goddess's house and said to the goddess: There are eight million in this card, when I am my girlfriend, this money is yours. The goddess didn't even think about it, so she said: I am ten thousand willing. Watching the goddess smile like a three-year-old child, my heart was also excited. In the evening, the goddess said: Now that the time is so late, you should stay with me tonight. I agreed. The goddess said: Then I went to the bath first, and I nodded. Then there was the sound of rushing water in the bathroom, and listening carefully, I went, and it was raining heavily outside, and it made me noisy. Emma, if it were any later, my kids would be able to make soy sauce

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