1. The wife is not at home, the sister-in-law suddenly came, she quietly asked me: Brother-in-law, you tell me the truth, where is the private money hidden? I said, "How dare I hide my money?" Sister-in-law: Sister, come out

1. The wife is not at home, the sister-in-law suddenly came, she quietly asked me: Brother-in-law, you tell me the truth, where is the private money hidden? I said, "How dare I hide my money?" Sister-in-law: Sister, come out, the wife actually came out from behind the curtains, smiled and said: I went to buy vegetables and made food for you. Sister-in-law: Sister went downstairs, this time you should tell the truth, where is the private money hidden? Me: I really didn't hide any money. The sister-in-law took out her mobile phone and said: Sister, I heard it, the brother-in-law really has no private money. Then she turned off her mobile phone, smiled strangely and said: Old Nine, how much private money have you hidden? I was about to cry: I hadn't hidden a penny since your sister had searched for my private money. The sister-in-law said to the flowerpot: Sister, this time you should be relieved. My goodie, the flowerpot has a camera hidden in it? Are there so many routines now? The sister-in-law said: My task is complete, I should go. She walked to the door and smiled at me, and I turned 200 yuan to her with great interest, praising her for acting well, thank you very much. The sister-in-law went downstairs, and the wife waited for her downstairs, and in order to show her gratitude, she gave the sister-in-law 200 yuan...

2. The sister-in-law's husband is a truck driver, who was killed in a car accident on the highway late at night. Later, the sister-in-law was ready to marry an old man of an upstart, and the mother-in-law did not agree to it, and the sister-in-law was going to run away from home in a fit of anger. As she packed her bags, she cried and said, "I'll never go back to this broken house!" Then he slammed the door and ran. The mother-in-law did not chase, but turned on the TV very calmly. "Sister Riding the Wind and Waves" was playing on the TV, and the mother-in-law deliberately turned the sound loudly. After two minutes, there was a sudden knock at the door, only to hear the sister-in-law shouting outside the door: Mom, hurry up and open the door, I will watch the TV series and then leave.

3. When I was young, my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek together, and at that time I secretly said: even hiding under the window can't escape the clutches of my sisters. So I gritted my teeth and hid in the stove pit at home (at that time, the stove pit in the countryside was more powerful to climb into) My sister looked for a meeting, couldn't find it and ran out to play. It was winter, and I thought it was quite warm in the stove and I fell asleep in a daze!! When my dad took the firewood and lit it in the evening to prepare to cook, I climbed out with a big black face, which scared my dad into jumping back and rolling on the ground in a circle...

4. I remember when I was in the third grade when I was a child, our homeroom teacher gave us a science lesson. It was almost time for class, and the homeroom teacher asked the students to write about the reasons why the small light bulbs in the experiment did not light up. After a while, the class teacher drew a very naughty classmate to check the homework. Who knows, Ming ming wrote like this: the family is too poor to afford batteries... After reading it, the class teacher was directly stunned, and he was also made to cry and laugh.

5. After getting married, my husband stayed in the study all day and did not cook. Today my son came back from school, and I smiled and said, "Son, the meal will be ready in a moment." The son waved his hand: "Mom, I'm not hungry, I just ate two meat buns at Meimei's house, and her mother and mother let me bring a few." Just after saying that, the husband immediately rushed out of the study and shouted: "Where is the bun?" Enough for my dinner isn't it? "?#Funny paragraph ##Funny# #今天有啥好笑的 #