The second generation of the rich took ten cigarettes to soft China, and five boxes of five grains of liquid went to the old man's house to propose to him. The old man agreed, and before leaving, he said to Fu Erdai: "After that, my daughter will be handed over to you, she is more willful and stubborn."

The second generation of the rich took ten cigarettes to soft China, and five boxes of five grains of liquid went to the old man's house to propose to him. The old man agreed, and when he left, he said to the rich second generation: "After that, my daughter-in-law will be handed over to you, she is more willful and cruel, and she can even be said to only run into trouble..." Before the old man finished speaking, the rich second generation went up and slapped it: "Who allowed you to say bad things about my woman?" Then fukuji got married a few months early!

2, the sister-in-law returned to her mother's house after her honeymoon trip, and my wife and I also went back to dinner together. At the dinner table, I accompanied the new aunt to drink, a bottle of wine under the belly, I wish the new aunt a happy new marriage. He poured half a glass of wine: "Brother-in-law, she was a little sheep before marriage, and a wolf after marriage!" Me: "It's impossible, usually the literature is weak." He was anxious: "Where the text is weak, it is all pretended, I don't believe you will try it one day!" "Me: "What? Try it? You're welcome, you're welcome! Uh~ my family also has..."

3, when I was a child, I took two cents from my grandmother's sewing machine to buy food. As a result, when I went to the commissary, I was touched by my grandfather. After a violent beating, Grandpa asked, "The money is locked in a drawer, how did you steal it?" I had to answer truthfully: "Grandma has money in her sewing machine." The next day, my grandmother gave me another fat beating: "The guts are getting fatter and fatter, dare to steal 1 piece at a time?" ”

4. After leaving work from the Maybach 4S store, I was stopped by a strange man on the road. He took my hand excitedly and said, "Yo, strong, I haven't seen you in a few years, it's really changed, your face has become so pale now; you used to be tall, but now you're much shorter, what's going on?" I said, "I'm not called Strong..." He was surprised: "Oh, even the name has changed!" ”

5, the husband is a smoke gem, five packs of Chinese cigarettes a day, and then unfortunately died of lung cancer. My daughter and I remarried to a rich old man and lived happily ever after. Yesterday after dinner, I tricked my daughter into playing with the elastic band, that is, both of them put their fingers on one side and then I let go and played with her, and she still had to play. I thought she wouldn't, so I said triumphantly, "Come, come! Unexpectedly, she put it on and pulled hard to let go, and then said: "Come! Hurt each other! ”

6, Fan Fan and his girlfriend have a conflict. The day before yesterday, I started coaxing, and the phone did not answer the message and did not return. I said that you should be sincere in your apology, and seriously reflect on the sincere apology. Then he edited the message: I have been looking at your photos for the past two days, I really feel sorry for you, after serious reflection I found that I was too wrong, forgive me okay? After that, his girlfriend replied in seconds: Which photo was seen?

7, a rich man went to Dubai on a business trip to live in the Burj Al Arab Hotel, 18,000 nights. After opening the room and entering the door, I found that the window had collapsed, and I resolutely went to the front desk and said: "The window of your room has collapsed!" The front desk said to the rich man very seriously: "Sir, this needs to be compensated according to the price!" The rich man had a clever move: "I haven't gone up to the window yet, I don't believe you can adjust the monitoring to see!" The front desk's eyes narrowed: "How do you know that we have surveillance in our room?" ”

8, today, I went to the wedding of Fa Xiao. At the time of the kiss, the getting off ceremony prepared for the bride by the young mother could not be found. Helplessly, his mother wrapped a big red envelope and gave it to the bride, which resolved the embarrassment. Later, I learned that the gift money for the car was taken by his brother. I asked him: Why did you take so much money? My younger brother in the third grade was furious: in order to marry my sister-in-law, our family borrowed money, and even gave her the money for my make-up class! She's not worth the money at all, and I'm going to keep the money and study!

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