1, the hostess and I traveled for a week on a business trip, and after coming back, I got pregnant. The boss suspected that it was me and fired me in a fit of rage. I went to work in an electronics factory, and the canteen meal in the factory

1, the hostess and I traveled for a week on a business trip, and after coming back, I got pregnant. The boss suspected that it was me and fired me in a fit of rage. I went to work in an electronics factory, and the canteen food in the factory was difficult to eat. Colleagues didn't want to eat in the cafeteria anymore, so they agreed that everyone would bring a dish. After eating for a few days, I found that it was still someone else's dish that had a fresh feeling. But after a few days they wouldn't let me participate, forking the fact that I was a single dog and couldn't cook. Besides, how come the bagged squeezed vegetables bought in the supermarket are not dishes?

2. There is a farmer who only cares about farming and never cares about his son's education. As for his son's grades and homework, he has not seen it. That time, when the farmer heard that the school exam had been taken, he asked his son on a whim, "How many points did you score today?" The son said with some sadness: "20 points." The farmer was immediately happy and praised: "My son is awesome, I only earn 10 points after a tired day, and you get 20 points all at once." ”"

3. The beautiful woman came to the Sarin Temple to ask the abbot for guidance and asked the abbot: Abbot, my boyfriend is very poor, do I want to continue to associate with him? The abbot sighed and said: Girl, more money is not particularly important, money is something outside the body! It's like I have tens of millions of savings, but I'm old and my health is not good! At this time, the beauty's eyes lit up, staring at the abbot and asking: Do you still need a girlfriend? Abbot: How did it get to me again! Are you in charge of my business?

4. Because I am out all year round, I am away from my children and less. I remember the night of the long trip, my son held my leg and said to me, Dad, you take me away, I went outside to listen to your words, did not buy things, eat well, did not play games with your mobile phone, wrote homework well, you see beautiful women I do not tell my mother! Child, seeing that you are so sensible, is it deliberate to be naughty?

5, recently after work, every day rubbing the female boss's car, all for a month, every time I sit in the back seat, not my shelf is big, but afraid of people gossiping. Today I proposed to rub the car again, and then sat in the back seat, the landlady suddenly got angry, opened the car door and sat down in the back seat, and said breathlessly: "Who is the boss... Are you going to drive? "I'm embarrassed to sit in the driver's seat, I can't drive." But I am also a person with a quick wit, I got out of the car and started pushing from the back, I had to push the female boss's car back home from the company, I visually measured, at least two miles!

6, the goddess girlfriend graduated from high school and entered her father's company as an executive, because it was too strict, resulting in 30 still single. Last night, my girlfriend brother went on a blind date once, and the two of them went to eat hot pot. The man asked his girlfriend to order, and she held back a little, only ordering three vegetarian dishes. Then, the man also ordered three vegetarian dishes, and the girlfriend was very angry at the time and went home after eating. Curious, I asked her: Why are you angry? The girlfriend breathlessly said: I order three vegetarian dishes for the sake of restraint, he orders three vegetarian dishes that are stingy!!

7. I just graduated from college this year, and now I rent a house to live outside. At noon today, my colleagues and I complained: Sharing a room with others is really annoying! Colleagues echoed the understanding: there are indeed many problems of sharing, and the annoying things are one after another. As if I had found a confidant, I quickly asked my colleagues: Then how did you solve this problem? Colleagues calmly said: Later, I was really fed up, I divorced my wife, and then lived on my own!?

8, the girlfriend participated in the blind date column and successfully held hands with a low-income man. When the two were dating that day, the man asked, "Your family is rich, but will you marry me?" The girlfriend said: "Honey, my family is indeed very rich, this dress on me alone is 200,000, I may not really be able to marry you!!!! The man said, "I know!!!! Girlfriend: "Then you still ask me?" The man said: "No, I just want to feel what it's like to lose 200,000 yuan?" ”

9. I have a buddy who does telecom customer service. On this day, an old aunt scolded telecom as soon as she called. After a few minutes of scolding, she dropped the harsh words: no longer use the telecom card, use Unicom instead! I asked my aunt calmly: Is there anything else I can help? The aunt was silent for a few seconds and said grievously: Why don't you keep me? I see that you usually have a salvage of ah!?

10. After seeing the successful landing of the spacecraft on the moon, I sighed: "Science and technology have developed rapidly, and mankind has realized its wish to land on the moon." The son said, "When I grow up, I will ascend to the sun." I smiled and said, "It's very hot in the sun, and you'll be roasted when you go in." The son laughed: "Daddy is so stupid, can't I go at night?" ”

11, owe a former colleague 20,000 yuan did not pay back, I sent a dynamic he will come to bring rhythm. Once Wrote: Things have been done, the child has finished, I arranged for her in the hotel, as a brother I should do all I did, she is now in a very bad mood, there is time to see her, after all, she is your woman, the phone you do not answer, the text message is not returned, I can only leave a message, good for myself. I was in a hurry, thinking that this pit was big enough, and quickly returned to the sand: Is your sister okay? This time it was his turn to mess up.

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