If Zhuge Liang led 1 million college students to the Northern Expedition, would he be able to succeed? Zhuge Liang looked at the college students who were shining in his eyes: Weak and helpless, he couldn't bear it! Hahahahahahahaha
Zhuge Liang: Tomorrow's Northern Expedition
College student: The prime minister's family is scared [crying silently]
Zhuge Liang: Open an internship certificate and add credits!
College Student: That's it! [Flashing of inspiration]
Prime Minister: 50 enemy heads, 100 Zhibo, 200 band weavers [treacherous laughter]
Rush, people block and kill Buddhas, and when you show your head, you can [think] in seconds, what about Lao Tzu's Italian cannons? I can take the weaving with 200 of them!! which is not much more cost-effective than taking the exam myself!
I see that the prime minister is still charming, the prime minister: It's broken, the prime minister who came to me [laughing and crying] The prime minister was shocked, the prime minister didn't understand, the prime minister was shocked [tears ran] The military training fell in love with the instructor, and the Northern Expedition fell in love with the prime minister, which is very reasonable
Military song: Zhuge Liang Zhuge Liang, we like you, we like Zhuge Zhuge Kongming, Zhuge Prime Minister ~
Our prime minister is good-looking, and I'm a little worried about him [heart]
Prime Minister, tomorrow's attack is on my side, can I ask for leave to go back home~ [laughing and crying] Prime Minister, I'm a northerner, can I take a leave of absence when I pass by my house, do I want to take a change of clothes home to my mother? The Prime Minister is speechless and choked [embarrassed laughter]
Laughing and wanting to die, Sima Yi's night attack failed, college students can survive them [covering their faces] The night attack found that 1 million people had not slept, the enemy army of the night attack sneaked in, and met the college student soldiers who were turning over the barracks tent with a barbecue in their hands [laughing and crying]
Zhuge Liang: Don't talk about it! College Student A: Why don't you even let you talk? College Student B: That's what I'm talking about, they're in the cricket [tears]
College student: Prime Minister, what do you think I should eat at noon today? In the evening, the Prime Minister looked at the takeaway box in one place and vomited a mouthful of old blood [vomiting blood]
College students can get up early in the morning, not early in the morning [doge] Prime Minister: Tomorrow morning at four o'clock in the morning, all gather in the Northern Expedition, and have a good rest tonight. College student: Okay Prime Minister, we won't sleep tonight, and tomorrow at 8 o'clock the Northern Expedition will end up for sleep, and we don't need to be called for lunch.
Zhuge Liang: Tomorrow, you will form a team to attack the enemy camp!
Found all 5 people in a team [vomiting blood]
"Obey, in the end, that thief stole my meal, I will put it at the door, whoever goes away, I wish the thief to die tomorrow" I'm really fed up!
Dude, I'm not going to the battle at eight o'clock tomorrow morning, help me point it out when you assemble [crying silently] and then a million college students bet that the prime minister will not be named, and when he leaves, the prime minister looks at the empty streets and falls into deep thought [doge]
It's too real, laughing to death, now I can't tell what the household registration is filled in?
Zhai Tianlin, this I really broke the defense [melt]
Roommate: This armor is 3 yuan and 10 [flash of inspiration] I: The link is sent to me!Roommate: My military boots are 0.1 yuan to grab hee hee [laughing and crying]
Zhuge Liang: I'll have an empty city plan!
College student: I'll order a song first... Choose a nice background music!
Zhuge Liang: Wuzhang Yuan casts spells to continue his life!
College student: I'll post a circle of friends.
Prime Minister: Announce the plan to attack Sima Yi's granary in the middle of the night tomorrow.
College student (post a circle of friends): I'm so excited, I'm going to have a sneak attack in the middle of the night tomorrow, or a sneak attack on the granary.
The prime minister who returned from defeat the next day: Who leaked the news? College student: My sister said she wouldn't let me talk about it. [laughs]
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I'm laughing to death, I feel like I can really do it!