1, a brother and his daughter-in-law went shopping, shopping almost, the daughter-in-law suddenly said to the brothers: a little abdominal pain, as if the big aunt came. The buddies immediately took off their coats and tied them around their daughter-in-law's waist, yes

1, a brother and his daughter-in-law went shopping, shopping almost, the daughter-in-law suddenly said to the brothers: a little abdominal pain, as if the big aunt came. The brothers immediately took off their coats and tied them to their daughter-in-law's waist, and then carried their daughter-in-law home, and when they met acquaintances on the road, he said that their daughter-in-law was tired of walking and carrying her home. After returning home, I boiled ginger brown sugar water for my daughter-in-law and attached a warm baby, and rubbed my daughter-in-law's stomach.

2, just after work, a female colleague ran to me: "Can you pretend to be my boyfriend, my mother urged me to find a partner." After saying that, I couldn't bear to refuse, so I agreed, and casually made up a reason for my daughter-in-law not to go back. When she arrived at her house, her mother prepared a table of delicious food and found a friend to help cook. I was embarrassed to see it, and then a familiar figure appeared in front of me, extremely embarrassed, and my legs softened and I knelt down: "Mom, you listen to my explanation!" "It turned out that the mother-in-law and the female colleague her mother were good friends, and when she heard that the new son-in-law had come, she came to help cook, and by the way, she helped to check the pass.

3. The cousin and his girlfriend get married, go to the woman's house to participate in the banquet, and are asked to give "share money". Our married relatives went crazy: "Are you sure you are attending your daughter-in-law's banquet, not someone else's daughter-in-law?" "The bridegroom who came out of the court today is me, and I don't know if the soul is me!" The cousin was also speechless 😓.

4, one day to find a male friend to play! As a result, I saw that he was practicing yoga there, which was extremely difficult, so I asked: You didn't take medicine! Why practice this stuff? He said: I reckon that I will not be able to marry a daughter-in-law in my life, and I will have to rely on myself in the future...

5, the little sister gave birth to a child early, the child's father threw down 500,000, and ran away. Fa Xiao gave me the 500,000 yuan and asked me to marry his sister, and I agreed. The day after the wedding, I took my daughter-in-law for a run downstairs. The daughter-in-law accidentally fell down and cried when she got up. I coaxed for half a day, and still made a grimace, and I didn't care. I asked, "How do you stop crying?" She looked at me and said, "You wrestle too!" ”

6. Video chat with my daughter-in-law at night and tell her that I just finished getting the vaccine. Who knew that she suddenly changed her face and asked me: What about your money for vaccinations? I asked with a confused face: What money, vaccinations are free! The daughter-in-law said with a serious face: Don't think I don't know, there are three hundred yuan for vaccination in Shanghai, send me the money quickly. At this time, my mother also came to me and said: Yes, call the money quickly, my daughter-in-law and I just went to eat hot pot. Hearing this, my heart was suddenly cold, and I said with tears: Have you forgotten that I have been going to Chengdu for more than a month, and I am no longer in Shanghai.

7, the sister sent a job to buy a mobile phone for the brother-in-law, the mobile phone stored in the sister's phone number, stored is: "Dearest daughter-in-law!" He also saved the daughters-in-law of a few brothers who had a good time: "Dongzi daughter-in-law, little Wang daughter-in-law!" In the elevator, the brother-in-law took out his mobile phone very conspicuously, and said calmly to the mobile phone: "Dial, daughter-in-law!" "The phone recognizes voice auto-dialing. As a result, he crashed for a while and replied: "Which daughter-in-law in the end?" "The elevator is full of disgusted eyes, the picture is so beautiful...

8, last night went out to dinner, and asked for a spicy pot with my wife, of course, I added a lot of meat. Suddenly, there was a power outage, and a black grunt rumbled. I hurriedly said, "Daughter-in-law, don't be afraid, there is me." The second daughter-in-law said, "I'm afraid, I'm afraid you'll eat all the meat." ”

9, Lao Wang: I have slept with your wife. Bob: If you've slept, you've slept. Lao Wang: After five or six years of sleep, Xiaoming: Five or six years is five or six years. Lao Wang: I also slept with your wife and her mother! Xiaoming: Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, your father's wine is really not ordinary bad!

10, at noon in the New Year, accompanied by his son to take a nap, he touched my face with his hand between half dreams and half awake, and suddenly a sentence came out: Little ladies, I am back. I was instantly petrified, and three black lines hung from the top of my head to the surface of my feet. Quietly tell the daughter-in-law, and tell the daughter-in-law: Don't watch those messy TV. The daughter-in-law laughed madly and said: What, that's the line of the gray wolf in "Happy Sheep and Gray Wolf": Little lambs, I'm back...

11, in the morning I went out to buy breakfast, the familiar security brother pulled me and said: "Recently, there are thieves in this part of our community who steal girls' wallets, let your daughter-in-law pay attention to it." I quickly ran back and told my daughter-in-law, "I'll tell you something." The daughter-in-law asked, "What?" I said, "There are a few little thieves in the neighborhood, you have time to clean them up."

12, in the company, a young man went to the manager's office to ask for leave. Guy: Manager, my wife is going to give birth, and I want to take a leave of absence. Boss: Yes, take this red envelope, there are 30,000 yuan in it, buy some supplements for your daughter-in-law, I will send it. The young man was suddenly particularly touched, and said happily: The manager is so good, no wonder my wife praises you all day.

13, recently my girlfriend's family asked me to buy a new car, I did not have enough money in my hand, so I went to my brother to borrow a little. When I came to my brother's house, my brother wrapped the window and opened the door, and after explaining my intentions, my brother shouted: Daughter-in-law, give me your pants, I will go to the bank to see if there is any money in the card! In the bedroom, his wife shouted: No, today is double number, pants are my turn to wear! I was stunned, if I hadn't seen a durian on his table, I would have believed that his family was really poor!

14. Tell you the ultimate killer! The two friends quarreled, I went to persuade the fight, it was almost good, a word is not right and started again! After repeating it several times, I got annoyed and said, "Such a good daughter-in-law, you are really annoyed, I want it!" "Say it and go take off his daughter-in-law's clothes!" As a result, the two of them immediately reconciled! Although I was beaten!!!