1, a man followed a big sister into the house robbery, the eldest sister often calmly told the robbers, there are cameras at home husband can see, brother you want to have difficulties as a sister to help you. So Alipay turned six

1, a man followed a big sister into the house robbery, the eldest sister often calmly told the robbers, there are cameras at home husband can see, brother you want to have difficulties as a sister to help you. So Alipay transferred six thousand and five to the robbers. The eldest sister finally said that if you have this money, you will pay it back, and if you don't, it will help you. Soon this man was detained...

2. A female thief came to my house in the middle of the night last night to steal, and I caught her squarely. I was going to hit 110, and she asked me without hurrying, "Did you lose anything?" I replied, "No." She immediately showed a fierce light, "You hurry up, you didn't lose, but I lost." My 7-figure diamond was dropped, just so the police could help me see it. "My brain cramped and I immediately threw her out of my house. Poor me, I searched at home for three days and three nights, but I didn't even see a shadow. Thinking back to the strange smile on the corner of her mouth, I finally knew that I was deeply tricked by her!

3, new to a unit, the leader is very fierce, whether male subordinates or female subordinates, caught on the fierce criticism, only to me, never scolded, even the words have not been said to me, I have always been very grateful to this leader. At a unit gathering, colleagues asked the leader: "Leader, why do you always like to criticize us?" The leader just wanted to answer, and another leader next to him interjected: "He, he, specially picks beautiful criticisms, so ugly that he doesn't even pay attention!" ”

4. It was difficult to ask the female anchor who had chased for half a year to come out to dinner, and she was having a good chat when she was suddenly interrupted by a scam phone call. After connecting, he asked me: Sir, do you need a loan? I said: It's too much needed. Other Party: How much is the loan ready? I said: Bring me 1.3 billion first. Other: So what assets do you have? I said slowly: I have a mountain in Antarctica. Then the other party hung up the phone!?

5. My father was a village teacher, and today I ask my father how to educate his children. He said that now he teaches children not to beat, and I said that when I was a child, I was not beaten less. Dad: "There were objective reasons then, but now it's different." "What objective reason do I say? Old Father: "When you lived in the countryside, you howled, and when your neighbors heard it, they all rushed over to persuade me, so I stopped with the trend." It has a deterrent effect, but it will not really cause harm, and it will not fall into the face of adults. Now they all live in the community, the neighbors do not know each other, and no one cares when they hear it! ”?

6, the husband imitates others to set the phone of the little three to 10086, in the middle of the night the little three called, the husband pointed to the caller ID and said: "This damn 10086, or do you want people to sleep!" The wife said coldly: "What, mobile is going to go out of business, poor enough to contact Unicom customers?" On the weekend, I went to a large company for an interview, and before leaving, the female general manager asked me: "Monthly salary of 12,000, with a car, can you come to work tomorrow?" I was about to agree, when I suddenly felt that the female general manager was a little familiar, so I asked, "Do you know Wang Yue?" Wang Yue is my ex-girlfriend's name, and she broke up last month when she found out she split her legs.? The woman said: "I am her mother, so I will provide you with another apartment, can you come to work tomorrow?" I refused: "If you think these conditions can make me a father... Then you're thinking wrong about me, I'm not that cheap!"?" Wait a minute! The female president stopped me and said: "Yueyue's father died three years ago, and you are a man in the family..."?

7, the wife's sister is very Lolita, but the profession is a forensic doctor. Yesterday I went to dinner with my wife's sister and she got into an argument with the lady boss. The lady boss took out the unwashed pig intestine and threw it on her wife's sister, wanting to disgust her. The wife's sister took a skeleton model from her bag, tied it to a pig's large intestine, and slammed it up and whirred. Don't talk about the lady boss, the boss is scared to get under the table.

8, I went to college is a brother once out of the far door to live in the school, my mother is very worried about me, can make sixty phone calls a month, and then with my college finished to start work, in addition to from time to time to urge me to find a partner, I have not played much. Who knows that recently my mother started calling me again, and as soon as she answered, she said that she had made a mistake, which was very strange. So I took advantage of the off-duty time to go home to visit my mother, and when I arrived at home, my mother was very happy to see me and said to me: Son, are you back? Your mother's mobile phone is broken, always call you automatically, you hurry to buy a new mobile phone for your mother!

9, the daughter-in-law and the sister-in-law was born on the same day, the two look almost exactly the same, even the personality is similar, often from time to time to a prank, often get I do not know who is my daughter-in-law who is the sister-in-law, yesterday, the daughter-in-law does not know what to smoke, found a few clothes of the sister-in-law, and then took my arm back to the mother-in-law's house. The mother-in-law saw the sister-in-law holding my arm, and she shook her head, and her face changed in an instant, and she picked up the broom next to her and shouted at her daughter-in-law: Deadpool, that's your brother-in-law, let go of him. Unexpectedly, the daughter-in-law made a grimace and said: I am biased. After saying that, he pressed it more tightly to me. I was embarrassed to get it on the side, I don't know how to explain it, I now have a little doubt that she is not my daughter-in-law.

10. Poor academic performance, after dropping out of high school, he came to work in other places. I have now successfully mixed with villa and Maserati. The other day I went back to my hometown and drove my Maserati to a class reunion. After Seeing me get out of the luxury car, Ban Hua began to threaten and induce me in various ways. I think that I chased you for so long, and every day I plucked my heart and lungs out of her, and as a result, you hated me and ran away with an old man who was 50 years older than you! At this moment, I finally have a bad breath for myself, hoping that the young people who are working hard can persevere to the end. Well, today I will make it up here, and the contractor foreman shouted at me to move the bricks! """

11. Some time ago, I came home from work and found that my wife was worried. I asked her: What's wrong. She said: I am really useless, I just ironed the suit I wore for you, and it turned out that I burned a big hole in my pants. I comforted her and said, "It's all right, I've got more clothes for work." When my wife heard this, she showed a happy expression and said: Fortunately, there are those pants, and I used those pants to fill the burned hole. I......

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