1, a Ms. Zhou in Chongqing was defrauded of 150,000 yuan, after calling the police, she sent a message to the scammer, the scammer has been ignoring her. She had a plan, P a screenshot of the 910,000 deposit, hoping that the scammer would be greedy a little more. I didn't expect that this scammer was really greedy, and when he saw that there was so much money, he immediately called Back Ms. Zhou's 150,000. In order to show his professional standards as a scammer, he also added more than 9,000 interest. After Ms. Zhou got the 150,000 yuan of money that was defrauded, she decisively blocked the scammer. And told the news to the police at the first time.
2. At night, the brother-in-law drives the boss's Maybach to send the drunken boss home. After rang the doorbell, the hostess opened the door with a mask! The boss pushed the brother-in-law into his own home, confused and said to the boss lady: Sister, take care of Xiao Wang! The brother-in-law and the hostess were confused after listening! The boss was just about to leave, the boss lady tore off the mask and angrily said: Quickly see who I am? The boss suddenly realized, drunk: Honey, you don't notify me when you get married, really!
3, my girlfriend and I have been in love for 3 years, in order to get married early, first prepare to see my parents. When I went to my girlfriend's house to propose, I bought cigarettes, alcohol, tea, honey and a box of chocolates under the guidance of my parents at home. Knowing that my girlfriend also had a six-year-old sister, I deliberately bought a large box of lollipops. As soon as I entered the door, my sister-in-law poured water on my face with a water gun and poured half a bottle of chili sauce on my meal. Later, after my friendly communication, she sold her sister to me for 10 lollipops per month.
4, a friend of mine crow mouth special experience, plus he can not talk but brain, often say the wrong thing, so no one likes him. On that day his neighbor gave birth to a son, and everyone went to congratulate him. Originally, he didn't want to go, but at the strong invitation of The Neighbor, he still went. When he saw him coming, he was afraid that he would talk nonsense, so he quickly let him into the house to drink wine and eat meat. He also knew that his mouth was not good, so he looked down and ate without making a sound. It wasn't until he was finished eating that he said to everyone, "You can all prove it, I didn't say anything today, if this child dies, don't blame me." "Then he settled down with him for the happiness of his children...
5. After working in The Li Group for half a year, the arrears of 3 months of wages were finally paid, and Alipay received 70,000 yuan. I was very happy, and after work, I left my job to take my girlfriend to Chengdu to eat authentic Chongqing hot pot. The dish was almost eaten, but before I could eat enough, I ordered another fat beef, but I hadn't served it for half a day. The girlfriend was anxious, so she asked the waiter: "What about our fat cow?" The waiter said, "Wait, the fat cow has placed an order." The second girlfriend did not hear clearly, and shouted at the waiter: "What, the fat cow has left work?"
6. One day my son said to me, "Daddy, I'm hungry." Dad said, "Look in the mirror." The son was puzzled: "Won't you be hungry when you look in the mirror?" Dad looked at his mom with a bad smile and said, "I don't know, but since I bought back a floor-to-ceiling goggle last week, your mom hasn't eaten." ”
7. Since I was with my rich girlfriend, I found that she was becoming more and more like a little girl. Today I actually bought a miniskirt outside, rushed home at night, showed off with me, and asked me if I looked good. I looked at it and said: It doesn't matter if the clothes look good or not. The rich woman's girlfriend listened with a curious face and said: What is important? I smiled mysteriously and said: My girlfriend is more happy than anything else, you see you smile like a two-hundred-pound child!
8. The son is a die-hard fan of the glory of the king, and once stole his husband's ant flower to recharge 35,000 yuan into the account. The husband was particularly angry after he knew it, and beat up his son fiercely. Then, the husband said to his son: "Forget about this time, if there is a next time, don't blame me for being rude to you." At this time, the niece who was in kindergarten heard it and immediately ran over to her husband and said, "Uncle, brother must first say thank you before you can say that you are not welcome." ”?
9, one day I was going to go to the canteen with the female ticket to eat, the road met the girls' dormitory, found a lot of girls gathered together to watch a crooked neck tree, I looked over, it turned out to be a cat lying on the tree. A few tall boys volunteered to climb up the tree to save the cat, at this time the female ticket whispered to me: Isn't the cat able to climb the tree, why do you need to save the ??? I smiled and said, "Don't talk about the cat, so many girls are watching, even a monkey has to be saved!!!
10. The single husband is a senior member of the marriage agency, and the marriage agency introduces her to a divorced woman. Within two days of the two people getting better, the old man was dumped and cried all day. I comforted the old man: It's okay, you were also very sad when the first mother-in-law died in a car accident, and after a while it will be fine, forget it, forget her. I didn't expect the old man to cry and tell: I also want to forget, but I can't forget, I bought her a Rolex green water ghost, 3 LV bags, and a Huawei P30, all of which are used in installments, which has only been repaid for a month!
11. Every time there is a quarrel, my wife asks me to talk about the shortcomings of her personality. I thought about it for half a day and asked: You won't be angry, will you? Wife: No, you can say it boldly. Me: You're a little bit strong! I didn't expect the stormy spitting star to immediately smash at me, wife: how strong I am, where is strong, if you don't say clearly today, we are not finished!
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