During military training, the instructor said: People who love cleanliness come out. Five people came out. The instructor said: You five, sweep the cao field, the others take a bath. The next day, the instructor said: People who love cleanliness come out

During military training, the instructor said: People who love cleanliness come out. Five people came out. The instructor said: You five, sweep the cao field, the others take a bath. The next day, the instructor said: People who love cleanliness come out. One person came out. The instructor said: You and I go to the shower, and the others sweep the cao field.

2, did not expect to send a small high after the not forgotten us, in the evening he did the East to go to KTV singing pastime. When I went to KTV, Fa Xiao brought a girl to introduce us to us, and the girl has been playing with mobile phones since she first came in. I looked at the sister who looked very pretty, so I took the initiative to go up to talk, the sister still played with her head down, I sat next to her and waited, until her mobile phone was almost out of battery. Just when I thought I had a chance, the girl calmly took out a charging treasure from her bag.

3, that year in the second year of high school, the principal summoned scum from various classrooms, went to paste the enrollment brochure at night, and did not stick it during the day, and the village would punish it... At 12 o'clock in the evening, I came to a village in a van with seven scum, there was no street lamp, the two of us went to post in a group, I and my companions quickly finished posting, and saw another group posting not far away: Are you still more? We finished posting the classmate without speaking, and brought me a stack from my backpack............ After we posted for half a day, my companion took a careful picture with a flashlight: something is wrong, this is not ours, it is the enrollment advertisement of the fourth middle school, and the two people are not with us just now

4, the ex-boyfriend broke up with me, because he hated me for being too fat. After that, I struggled to lose weight every day, from 150 pounds to 105 pounds. After losing weight successfully, I deliberately went downstairs to his company and had a chance encounter with him. He saw that my jaw was about to fall off in surprise and said in shock. I always thought that if you lost weight, it would look a lot better, but I didn't expect it to be uglier than before. It seems that you are born ugly, and it really has little to do with obesity.

5, netizens: a few days ago a stranger Alipay transferred 6000 yuan to me, I was shocked at the time, I did not do anything bad, just wanted to call the police, suddenly transferred the brothers information over and over again, over and over again begged me to give him to transfer the money back, I was happy, thinking that I must give him a lesson, first dry him and then say, soon 5 hours have passed, I estimate that the guy may be desperate, so I gave him a reply: "You don't want to take back a penny!" "Then Alipay transfers money to the other party 599999!" Hahaha...

6, my father said to me: Today your mother fried dishes are not delicious, you go to say, I dare not say. I said, "Mom, the dish you fried today is not delicious." I was waiting for my dad to echo me, and my dad came greasy: Wife, I think you are delicious, love you! I:???

7, my brother has just paid a salary, ready to buy my father a few bottles of Maotai for the elderly. In the morning, my brother found that my sister-in-law got up very early, and she was still precious, and she went out early. My brother got up and wiped his pocket, and found that he had just paid his salary, thinking that his sister-in-law must have taken it. My brother decided to scold my sister-in-law for a good time, so he angrily called my sister-in-law: "Wife, the money in my wallet, did I run away from your bag last night for fear of cold?" ”

8, I often travel, every time I go home, the child looks at me with a timid look, this time back from a business trip, I suddenly want to ask the child: "Son, when did Uncle Wang leave?" The son came and said, "Who is Uncle Wang in the end?" ”

9. After I was dismissed from Foxconn, my husband spent 230,000 trusts to send me to the Greenland Group as an executive. When I got home from work last night, I was lying in the window watching "The Hidden Corner" when suddenly a strange phone call came. A man said: Your wife is mine, I tell you, she is now lying on my window, and then said a lot of provocative things. I listened silently, looked at the wife next to me, and the other end of the phone was silent for a while, and suddenly broke out: I made the wrong call, and you didn't say a word? Did you listen to it?

10, I have always wanted to be an angel dressed in white, save the life, after growing up, I also fulfilled my wish, became a doctor, I did the first surgery, exhausted my heart and blood to save a patient. Who knew that the first thing this grandson said when he woke up was to thank God. , am I easy? Didn't thank me and then............... I quietly pulled out his oxygen tube...

1 I have a hairy small, male. Just broke up with my girlfriend two days ago. Her girlfriend nicknamed Chocolate, and then he got a dog, it was called Chocolate, I always thought he couldn't forget her girlfriend, and then one day, he walked his dog on the street, and this scene appeared, Chocolate, you don't eat Chocolate You don't lick my feet Oh, chocolate, you don't climb on me... "I'm messy in the wind.

12, I was working in Guangdong, and suddenly I received a call from a Beijing buddy. He said to me: You call Lao Huang soon, I am squatting in the pit, I don't have paper! I asked: Isn't Lao Huang in Yunnan? This goods came a sentence: his brother-in-law is in my downstairs department, you let Lao Huang tell him!

13, thinking that I went to the toilet that day without paper, I said to the big brother next door, is there paper? No. Is there money? Yes! Say, with your money, there is no paper and then he gives a few coins. Speechless. Then another big brother came and asked him if he had any change? Say yes. Then I asked him for money to make. Big Brother said, what to pay?

14, the sister-in-law sprinkled and rolled to marry the boyfriend of the university talk, the mother-in-law and the father-in-law had no way, so they went with her. But there is a custom in the boy's hometown that on the night of the wedding, the daughter-in-law should be hung up and beaten up, so that the daughter-in-law knows the family rules of the family! Before the boy got married, he said to his sister-in-law: "We just mean it that night, we won't really fight!" "But the boy drank too much that day, and went back at night to untie his belt and beat him hard." Later, the sister-in-law said: "Either I die or I will divorce..."