Today, Sir wants to talk about a popular but shocking romance at the same time.
Are there still popular romance movies this year?
There really is.
Before it was launched, 20,000 people on Douban wanted to see it.
But the result?
As you might expect, after the launch, the audience gave one star.
The reasons are the same.
She.
Anne Hathaway.
to your imagination
The Idea of You
Anne probably didn't know anyone well.
Catwoman, sweetheart, princess.
In the later period, the character design collapsed slightly
Sister smiling, pretending to be a criminal, Han Xue in the United States.
On the side of internal entertainment, Sir only remembers the hot search of her cliff-like aging anyway.
Indeed, Anne is in dire need of a new work to turn around.
And it's the kind that bursts with heat.
Originally, it was understandable to choose this movie, the male protagonist Nicholas, a Hollywood traffic niche.
Don't recognize?
If you've watched "Star and Striped Red and Royal Blue" or "Mary and George", you'll know that this is also a master who knows that the mountains are rotten and prefers rotten mountains.
Although Anne is old, the coffee position is there, and it is a win-win situation with small fresh meat.
In addition, sister dog literature is currently popular, CP sells well, and it can also make a splash.
The result?
Sir admits that he still overestimated her.
The story is about a divorced mother played by Annie, whose ex-husband cheated on her and left her father and daughter.
In order to show the heroine's ageless girlish heart.
The daily life of mother and daughter is to listen to songs and chase stars.
Exactly on this day.
Hot moms and babes come together to watch the music festival.
The heroine suddenly had an urgency to urinate and ran to find the toilet.
By chance, she was in the wrong place.
Guess where this is?
That's right.
She stumbled into the men's group lounge (by accident).
The male protagonist who just finished peeing,That's how we have a sweet encounter with the female owner.。
Because of the urgency of urinating, the heroine didn't recognize the person in front of her as an idol for a while.
And what about the male protagonist?
He was amazed that there was a woman who was indifferent to him, such a special woman, who instantly attracted his attention.
Thereupon.
He chose to sit at the toilet door and listen to her finish peeing (yes, you read that right).
To be honest, we didn't know that the tastes of young people would be so heavy nowadays.
Maybe the sound of the female protagonist peeing moved the male protagonist (otherwise there is no other explanation).
And just like that, he sent out an invitation to go on a date.
That one... Have a drink?
Talking to a handsome guy.
Even if our heroine is upset in her heart, she has to pretend to be on her face.
Hold your forehead, shake your head, sigh.
A helpless look of wanting to refuse and welcome
I actually came with my daughter
Then continue to make excuses:
Music festivals like this are what my daughter loves, and I wouldn't have come here if it wasn't for her father's money.
As a result, the male protagonist caught the blind spot:
ah
My sister is single
At this time, the agent suddenly walked in and said that the male protagonist should play.
In order to attract the attention of the heroine.
The male protagonist took advantage of the moment when she was about to get out of the car, and took off his clothes at once, revealing his chest muscles that wanted to be captured.
And what about the heroine?
She turned her back quickly, peeking shyly as if she had never seen a man.
△ Sister, is this so?
After taking the stage.
obviously said that it was an idol boy group, but the male protagonist turned out to be the only good-looking one in the crooked melon cracked dates.
saw the female protagonist standing in the audience, and the male protagonist turned on the screen on the spot.
Every movement is carefully choreographed.
In order to get to know the heroine in less than five minutes.
He also changed the track on the fly, without any regard for the fans' mammary glands.
Exclusive love songs, forget it.
The lyrics are even more daring.
The heroine's reaction is divided into three levels.
When the male protagonist didn't look at her.
Others jumped, she stood on the stump beautifully, and the main one was different.
When the male protagonist sang to her.
The corners of her mouth were slightly upturned, and she was proud of her sister.
Male protagonist: Discharge.
Heroine: Roger.
Anyway, watch the whole concert.
Sir has only one mood ↓
The concert is over.
The male protagonist didn't know where to get the female protagonist's address, so he went directly to the door to block people.
The female protagonist is an art agency, and the male protagonist said: Your gallery was contracted by me.
You all know where to go.
After the male owner bought all the paintings, the female owner said that the stock here is limited, so let's go to the small warehouse to pick up the goods.
The male protagonist's inner OS: What I am waiting for is this moment.
Then they went to the warehouse.
This hasn't done anything yet, the heroine took off her coat as soon as she came in.
It seems that I can't wait to let the world know that the old lady is ready.
You can see it.
The director really wants to inject hormones into two handsome men and beautiful women who can't beat them.
But a bad movie is a bad movie.
Whether it is the foreshadowing, lines, or even the action scene between the two, it is particularly ridiculous.
For example, the fake praise, the lines have a sense of immediacy when "Fireworks in My World" landed in a different place.
Serve the way.
The male coach is handsome.
But Sir's eyes have been focused on his aunt's lipstick.
The two flirted without nutrition.
Low to the point that you can guess their subtext in every sentence.
Like what.
The male protagonist saw that the female protagonist had a piano at home, and showed off a set of chords casually.
Heroine: Wow, it's so good, what kind of song (sister, pretend, cooperate with you to pretend).
Male protagonist: Just play the bullet casually (forced to overflow and pretend to be humble)
Heroine: People like it so much (I know that you are pretending to be forced but my sister continues to act)
In this way, the two knew that they had been torn apart for a long time.
Finally getting to the point.
Compared to idol dramas.
As of now, the plot is more like the beginning of the water injection that the yellow film is skipped.
But that's not the main thing.
Fast forward to the second meeting between the two, and the first time the heroine didn't pass the level in her heart, she felt that a man as big as her son couldn't do it.
As a result, they met for the second time.
You know what.
△ Big brother, have you disinfected your hands?
After the incident, the two had a heart-to-heart talk.
The male protagonist said that he was a musician, and he was suffering from the market and regarded himself as traffic.
The title of "idol" is the biggest shame in this life, and being liked by teenagers is the biggest fear in this life.
It turns out that 2.08 million glass hearts do not distinguish between nationalities.
As a result, the heroine who has experienced her ex-husband's cheating, the junior is on top, and the single parent with a baby still wants to coax him
What happens in the rest of the story doesn't really matter anymore.
Because so far, you must have found the biggest problem with this CP.
Not. Yes. Common. Raise.
Finish. Whole. Not. Yes.
Although Anne is old, she has to rely on the heavy filter of the movie (and only she has a filter) to support the so-called prosperous beauty.
A woman over 40 years old can still understand her desire for little fresh meat.
But this is an idol drama.
How can we talk about love for a person of the opposite sex who is completely incompatible in heart and spirit?
The heroine is an artist.
In addition to helping her improve her sales performance, the male protagonist can't talk about understanding art at all, and he doesn't even have basic respect.
The heroine told him at the beginning that she was divorced and her ex-husband was cheating.
clearly told him: "The old lady has a habit of emotional cleanliness."
The result?
After the two of them slept countless times, the female protagonist learned that the male protagonist was a mature woman and that she was just one of the spare tires.
The little trick of the exclusive love song is also a trick that is eaten all over the world.
The two quarreled over this, and the point of the quarrel was not on the same channel at all.
The male protagonist doesn't understand the female protagonist's broken defense.
In his opinion, it is not enough for two people to be happy.
But the heroine is very frustrated.
Because she found that there was no difference between her 40 and 20 years old.
I was played around by men again and again.
Speaking of which, another theme of the movie has to be mentioned.
Age anxiety.
From the beginning to the end, the heroine tries to explain to the people around her over and over again that she is doing well.
I am afraid that others will look down on a middle-aged woman who is still single with a baby at the age of forty.
But really?
She didn't really reconcile with the forty-year-old.
Other plots in the movie are also exacerbating her anxiety again and again.
For example, the ex-husband brought the mistress to show off his might.
Men who are interested in themselves.
It's either a greasy man full of daddy, or a scumbag with a wife.
In addition to the male protagonist, the female companions of other idols are all young and beautiful.
In the face of their provocations.
The heroine was just about to show her experience and achievements as a mature woman, and she was slapped in the face at the speed of light
The current post-00s generation is not only fresh and tender, but also the king of involution.
So actually, when you watch the whole film.
The strongest feeling is not that I feel "rotten", but that I am "powerless".
The plight of middle-aged women is not really put on the table from beginning to end, and it is respected as a serious issue.
It just uses it as a gimmick for male and female love.
tried to use the love of little fresh meat and the pleasure of the flesh to avoid the age dilemma faced by the heroine and the older women she represents.
There is such a detail in the film:
When the love affair between the male and female protagonists was exposed by the paparazzi, the heroine became an Internet celebrity overnight.
She went to summer camp to pick up her daughter home.
What others showed to her was: envy.
Rub the heat.
厌恶 (嫉妒).
This seems to illustrate:
Even if you're over forty, as long as there are still young men who like it.
You are no longer the middle-aged woman who is troubled by work, children's education and scumbags, but a scandalous girl who returns to her twenties with a new year's love.
But is that really the case?
is like the heroine's fortieth birthday party, others asked her about her views on age.
The heroine was impassioned and said a lot of feminist golden sentences.
But really?
said that it was good to be forty years old, but there was a trace of confusion in his eyes.
We can all see it.
The heroine's verbal reconciliation is actually desperately trying to save her dignity.
In order not to be out of touch with young people, she forced herself to chase stars with her daughter and shake socially in the car;
In order not to show her cowardice in front of her ex-husband, she stalked her neck and practiced in the mirror again and again.
In order not to be compared to young girls.
I tried and tried the bikini, and the boobs squeezed and squeezed.
In the end, he simply wrapped it tightly and announced that he would abandon the game.
If Sir had to use one word to describe this movie, it would be "screwed".
The protagonist of the twisted ba, the love of the screwed ba.
Twisted
Trying to use female gimmicks to consume women's cinematic ideas.
It's not that older women can't fall in love with younger boys, or that romance movies aren't destined to be predominantly popular with professional critics because they're popular.
It's even if it's compared with Annie's own idol movie.
This "Imagination of You", which has a Douban score of 5.9, is also a thousand miles.
For example, "One Day".
It is also about the love between men and women, and it is also a sensitive relationship based on the flesh.
But at that time, Anne could also perform a kind of parallel with the separation of sexual desire and soul between men, exploring the boundary dispute between friendship and love, love and love between men and women.
Or "The Queen Wears Prada".
is also an independent woman in the field of art, and she is also a motivated independent woman.
But at least that kind of workplace drama has something to say, telling the audience the mystery of an industry that has been running for hundreds of years through the mouths of the characters.
There are also emotional dramas to talk about, exploring how women can balance their careers and families.
But now?
If you look at Anne's works in the past five years, you will find that most of the scenes she has filmed are either popcorn that conforms to stereotypes, or are mediocre or even rotten running accounts.
This year, it won the American Golden Sour Plum Award in one fell swoop.
Is it a choice she didn't have?
Not really.
What's more, compared to other stars who have become popular in chick movies, she stays where she is.
Yes.
Whether it is domestic or foreign, domestic entertainment or Hollywood.
Forty-year-old women are rushing to two paths from parallel to bifurcated, and finally unable to return to the same end.
Some challenge themselves.
Eager to transform when the heat is right.
Yes?
may only eat up the last wave of female dividends and fall into the depression where idol dramas become famous and idol dramas are unfinished.
Sir does not intend to accuse everyone of different "pursuits".
But there is a point.
In the case of choice, he is still indulging in the bad movie track that follows the crowd and casts his favor, just seeking temporary traffic.
Eventually, they will fall into the cage they weave and will not be able to break free.
After all.
Whether it's 20, 30 or 40
All gender dilemmas, marriage and love problems, and life.
Only I am the most powerful decision-maker and the most loyal audience.
At last.
To borrow a line from today's film to wrap up.
Sir sighed.
This is what idol dramas say but can't do.
Also relieved.
I hope that this truth will be remembered and encouraged by the heroine, actress, and more women.
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