1, my wife went abroad, there are only two people left in the family, my mother-in-law is 48 years old, still looks charming, or the financial director of a company, there are many single men are admired

1, my wife went abroad, there are two people left in the family, my mother-in-law is 48 years old, looks still charming, is still the financial director of a company, there are many single men who love my mother-in-law and want to pursue her. One day the chairman of our company came up to me and said she was divorced and asked me when I was going to get divorced and she was going to marry me. I cried and laughed and said, my wife and I have a very good relationship, why should I get a divorce? The chairman sighed and said, I know you can't look at me, then I will bury this love in my heart, this burial is so many years! I asked the chairman, is her husband the chairman of another company? In fact, my mother-in-law was the financial director of your ex-husband's company, and since you have divorced him, I think he and my mother-in-law are a good match. The chairman nodded thoughtfully, smiled and said, This is very good, I do have guilt for my husband, if he can be with your mother-in-law, then I will be at ease.

2. The little girl sells atomic bombs. On this day, the little girl did not sell a single atomic bomb, and the penniless little girl sat by the cold corner, which made the little girl feel unusually cold. So the little girl lit an atomic bomb for warmth, and then she saw the little girl's long-dead grandmother. A few seconds later, the whole city saw the grandmother of the little girl who sold the atomic bomb.

3, the daughter-in-law in the company overtime, the sister-in-law has nothing to do to rub rice, but usually the meal is made by the daughter-in-law, I and the sister-in-law have been hungry, hungry really no way, so I bought two buckets of instant noodles to eat, at this time, I took out my mobile phone to search for various delicacies, triumphantly said to the sister-in-law: You see, this is called eating in the bowl looking at the pot. Seeing that the sister-in-law took a big bite and ate all the instant noodles. At this time, the daughter-in-law came back from overtime and asked the sister-in-law: "What are you talking about, so happy?" The sister-in-law's eyes lit up: "My brother-in-law is telling me to eat from the bowl and remember the pot." "My daughter-in-law's face suddenly darkened, can I say I just showed her pictures of food?"

4. The sister married the rich man as she wished, and has enjoyed the life of a rich wife ever since. Finally the rich man was going to die of cancer, he called his sister to his side and said, "Before I die, I will give you my 30 million, I put them in the safe, the password is 666888!" "The rich man gasped when he finished!! My sister was very happy and hurried to the safe to get the money. As a result, after opening the safe, my sister was stunned, because there was only one note in the safe. It reads: "Don't remarry, don't remarry, don't remarry!" ”?

5. The brother-in-law is particularly good at playing games, beating himself from the top three in the class to the bottom three. Today, I wore flip-flops and went again, but I didn't expect to be caught by the old man. The old man took him home and warned him to go to the Internet café and break his leg. The brother-in-law said: You broke my leg and I have to go again! The old man immediately kicked, he shouted while hiding: My toothpaste, toothbrush, shower gel, quilt, are still in the Internet café!?

6. A couple who turned on the air conditioner for too long suddenly died at home, and came to the Nai River Bridge to ask for two bowls of hot chicken shredded Meng Po soup. The woman's appetite is only half drunk and her eyes become unfocused, and the man is drunk. At the time of checkout, Meng Po looked at the woman's plate at the dinner table and said, "Your chicken flavored Meng Po soup, 1000 coins." Then Meng Po looked at the man's bowl, frowned and asked, "What are you eating?" Then he saw the man's godless eyes, and then slapped his head hard: "Broken, I'm going to lose money again!" ”

7, next door to a new move to a beautiful woman, I am worried that there is no reason to talk to it, she came to the door! She said that the light bulb in her house was broken, and asked me if I could help her change it, and I agreed without hesitation! When I changed the light bulb, I casually asked, "Don't you have a boyfriend?" She said, "Yes! I was suddenly unhappy: "Then why don't you let him change?" She said, "I'm afraid he'll be electrified!" ”

8, take the bus to fall asleep, suddenly wake up, found that the whole car is gone, but the car has been going forward! A cold wind blew through, and I shouted in fright: "There are ghosts, there are ghosts..."At this time, a big aunt probed in from the window and scolded: "Ghost you are big, the car is broken, the whole car is down to push, you are sleeping alone!"?

9. The chairman sent his son to kindergarten in the morning, and his son cried and shouted for Transformers, and said that he wanted to buy bumblebees. The chairman was in a hurry to hold a meeting and coaxed his son to say: "When Grandma picks you up from school, Grandma will buy you !!! "At night, after work, the chairman pushed open the door and found that his mother had several large bags on her face, and her whole face was swollen. As soon as she entered the door, her mother complained to the chairman: "This turtle grandson is really a widow, he has to lie on the ground and roll without giving, there is no way, I can only go to the park to catch him, you see I let the horse bee sting !!! ”

10, once the school let you buy learning materials, everyone is 7 yuan, I in order to make myself a little pocket money to spend a mouth to ask for 10 yuan, the result of the mother did not believe me, I ran to ask the classmates opposite the house, at that time the heart was almost the truth. I didn't expect my mother to say as soon as she came back: "I didn't listen to the teacher when I saw the class, people obviously had 12 yuan!" ”

11. The brother-in-law bought a Magnum after marriage and became a didi driver. Last night, the brother-in-law picked up a couple at the door of the hotel, and as soon as they got into the car, the two of them were in the back row. Later, the man got off the bus halfway and left reluctantly, and the brother-in-law continued to drive with the girl. After a while, the girl's mobile phone rang and listened to her say: "I know, my dear rest assured!" The brother-in-law thought to himself at that time: "It is really loving, this has just been out of the car for two minutes, the phone called again, so envious!" The girl then said playfully, "Look at you, I just haven't seen you for two days and want to be like this..."

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