1, the beautiful female colleague offended a customer, the customer came to the door to make a big fuss, mediation was fruitless, threatened to cancel all orders, unless the female colleague gave him a kneeling apology. The boss who has always been a money fan bowed his head and said nothing,

1, the beautiful female colleague offended a customer, the customer came to the door to make a big fuss, mediation was fruitless, threatened to cancel all orders, unless the female colleague gave him a kneeling apology. The boss, who has always been a money fan, bowed his head and did not speak, suddenly burst into flames, punched the customer's chin, and said: Every employee I regard as family! Cancel, cancel! scram! We were stunned to see it, and our colleagues sounded thunderous applause, and it was worth dying with such a boss! Even my old employee is boiling with blood and wants the boss's sister-in-law to kneel? Are you kidding me? As a result, the customer canceled the order, the company fell into a predicament that month, could not pay the salary, the boss had no choice, had to run away with the sister-in-law. Since then, his legend has flowed down the rivers and lakes.....

2, the husband is allergic to alcohol, whether it is white or beer, a cup of red, two cups of emergency to pick up. Going out to dinner with his colleagues on weekends and discussing what to drink before dinner, everyone knew he couldn't drink it, so they didn't ask for his opinion. As a result, my husband is unwilling, I can't drink my daughter-in-law can drink, I just want to ask if there is such a pit daughter-in-law??

3. Eat steak with your girlfriend in a restaurant. Suddenly I heard a particularly loud "Alipay arrived at 8,000 yuan." "At first I thought it was my dad who gave me living expenses. When I clicked on Alipay to see that it was a strange number, he also left a message saying: "Thank you master!" "I thought it must have been the wrong one, so I immediately transferred the money back to him." Who would have thought that a minute later I would hear again: "Alipay arrived at 18,000 yuan!" The message was still the same as the original, and I went back again. Then I heard: "Alipay has arrived at 28,000 yuan!" I replied, "You're welcome, that's what I should do." ”

4, my father is very fond of dogs, used to spend 590,000 to buy a purebred Tibetan mastiff, I have a very good relationship with this Tibetan mastiff. I remember once I was playing hide-and-seek with my friends, and everywhere I went, this Mastiff followed me, causing me to hide no matter where I was hiding, as long as I saw my mastiff on the side and felt that I could find me. Later, in order not to let the Tibetan mastiff follow, I threw it two steamed buns, taking advantage of the fact that it did not pay attention to the bottom of the cabinet. Unexpectedly, I was not found by my friends, but the Tibetan mastiff found that I was missing after eating the steamed buns, and dragged me out from under the cabinet!

5. Take a bus today to see a tiger. Rich man: Whoever dares to get out of the car and run a lap can still come up alive, I give him 2 million. As soon as the words stopped, I jumped out of the car and ran around desperately, and it was not easy to climb into the car. Me: Who just pushed me out of the car? Looking back, daughter-in-law: When you come back, I will collect money, and if you can't come back, I will change people.

6. Aunt Wang was sick and lay on the hospital bed, while her daughter-in-law cried all the time. Aunt Wang asked, "Daughter-in-law, what are you crying?" Am I going to die? Daughter-in-law: "No, don't worry!" Aunt Wang: "Then why are you crying, I thought I wasn't saved, I was scared to death!" Daughter-in-law: "Actually, I am doing practice, I am worried about sending you a funeral, I can't cry, and I am told that I am not filial piety!" ”"

7. My brother's father-in-law is retired, and he has more leisure time, in addition to playing chess every day, he also has other hobbies. Sunny and perfect for outdoor sports. The brother thought of taking his father-in-law to the river to fish, and the luck was really good, one buoy would sink, and the other pull was a big fish. Pulling up hard, the brother did not stand still, directly knocking his father-in-law, who was over sixty years old, into the river. His father-in-law didn't say anything after he came ashore, he said that the water was a little cold! Today the brother went to his father-in-law again: Dad, go fishing? His father-in-law's face was pale: I am a daughter, the property is yours sooner or later, don't be too anxious.

8, when the little apple was just popular, I liked it very much, and every time I heard this song, I would sing a few words along. Once, smoking with a few colleagues in the company's bathroom, the music of the little apple suddenly sounded, and I couldn't help but sing along with the song. After about half a minute, a weak sentence came from behind: "Dude, is it finished singing, I am good to answer the phone after singing..." In an instant, several colleagues laughed wildly!

9. A geisha falls in love with a poor student, and they are tender to each other, and they swear to the mountain alliance. Watching the students read hard in the cold window but repeatedly failed, she had no choice but to receive the chief examiner, on the condition that her beloved person be named. The next day, the chief examiner asked the student privately: "You are only eight buckets high, but I heard that you and a woman in a green building have a deep affection." As a result, the poor scholar immediately said: "Xiaosheng has a lofty ambition, and the women in the Qinglou are just playing a trick." "Behind the screen she was in tears...

10. In the morning, the brother-in-law was woken up by the phone in a confused sleep, and the answer was a girl's phone, saying: "My current boyfriend said 'we are actually the most suitable'." The brother-in-law comforted the girl: "Don't listen to him, he's talking nonsense." "Then the girl hung up the phone... Brother-in-law: "Am I saying something wrong?" Do you want to hit it again? ”

11. One day in class, the teacher asked Xiaoli: What is the motherland? Xiao Li said: Teacher, the motherland is my mother. The teacher said: The answer is very good. Then the teacher asked Xiaoming: Xiaoming, what is the motherland? Xiaoming said: Teacher, the motherland is Xiaoli's mother.

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