The landlady asked me to rent an apartment for her, I went out and turned left to do it, my brother is doing real estate, first paid 6000 rent. In the afternoon I led the landlady to see, she was very

The landlady asked me to rent an apartment for her, I went out and turned left to do it, my brother is doing real estate, first paid 6000 rent. In the afternoon I led the landlady to see, she was very satisfied, but raised a question, she lived alone in two bedrooms a little scared, she ordered me to live in, we are employees, the boss said what is what, after work I moved in. People are the leaders, I consciously took on the housework, including folding the quilt, at first one person a house, and then she changed my house into a gym, so I had to make it up with two people. The next day I was not happy, she did that to me at night, did she not want to give rent?

2, the girlfriend took her little nephew to the playground to play, the little nephew wanted to play pirate ships, the girlfriend felt that there were many people in line, I said: "It's okay." My girlfriend praised me: "You are really patient with children." I was very proud and thought to myself: "Such a long team can consume a lot of time and save a lot of money." ”

3, to rest the brother after the bath, saw the sister-in-law holding the brother's mobile phone in the phone: "You said that you only chatted with him and did not meet, who knows this?? You and I are both women, you should know that I mind this kind of thing, I don't want to talk about it now, I will have a good talk with him, I hope you will not look for him in the future. The brother's forehead and back were sweating coldly, and at this time, the sister-in-law smiled at her brother and said, "What about my acting skills, is the thorn not exciting??" The brother's pale face was messy in the wind.

4, the landlady invited me to dinner, said that it was the standard of five thousand yuan, I discussed with her, can not eat 50, the rest of the discount to me, and then she refused. I was very angry, deliberately ignored her during the meal, and after a while, her sister came, and I listened to her secretly ask the boss: "Is this a brother-in-law?" Silly, pretty cute... Unfortunately, you got the first! I knew it was time for me to behave, so I got up, pointed at her sister's nose and yelled, "Hugh wants to get me, don't face!" With that, I picked up a glass of red wine and threw it at her. I thought that the landlady would definitely be impressed by my loyalty, but the sisters snorted and fought around me, beating me to the end and begging for forgiveness. If it weren't for her sister's intercession, the ladies would have beaten me and me. Given this situation, can I abandon her?

5, I took a set of red sheets and quilt covers to change, and my husband said: Your daughter is going to get married?! I... : Festive!! Looking at the changed bed, I said: It seems that there is a little bit of new marriage! Husband: Huh!! You have to be able to change back to what you were when you were newly married... A scud is over! hum! Let you work so much nonsense!!!

6, single when renting a house, the same floor to move a couple, women in the factory to work, men do not work, often call people to his house to play cards, often play until one or two o'clock in the evening, very noisy, I made several comments, he almost turned my face with me. Later, I felt that distant relatives were not as good as close neighbors, and I didn't have to worry too much, so I apologized to him, called him a brother, and called him a daughter-in-law. When he played cards, I rode an electric car to pick up his daughter-in-law. He ran out of money, so I offered to buy some vegetables to give to his daughter-in-law. The faucet in his room was broken, and I was obligated to fix it. Who knows, only a month later, he actually moved away with his daughter-in-law, alas...

7, early in the morning waiting for the bus at the bus stop, a handsome young man, suddenly hugged me. I was startled and was about to call out to catch the rogue, and the young man spoke: I am not a rogue, I have been paying attention to you for a long time, you are beautiful, looking very much like my first love, I can't help but hug it, you can rest assured, this is the last time. After saying that, he turned around and left lonely, the bus came, I got on the bus, still confused. Suddenly thinking about this, I have to make a mess, a pocket, lying down, my mobile phone???

8, my wife died unexpectedly two years ago, and the brother-in-law who had a good relationship introduced his cousin to me. The brother-in-law said to me: My cousin pays great attention to appearance, if the first impression is good, then agree to talk about it, if the first impression is not good, I habitually ask if you have a room to deliberately make things difficult for you, let me prepare mentally in advance. On the day of the meeting, I deliberately rented an Armani suit worth 50,000 yuan. After the meeting, my cousin first stared at me for a few seconds, and then asked me: "Do you have a three-story villa and a Rolls Royce?" ”

9, a brother is getting married, more than a month in advance to tell me, want me to go back, no matter what, go back to him, give him a groomsman. He and his fiancée persuaded me for a long time! Moved, I agreed. But the more I think about it recently, the more wrong it is, this groomsman is uglier than the groom, the uglier the better, otherwise it will rob the groom of the scenery, I said brother! You are really well-intentioned, and after this, how will I be with you?

10, in the early years, the jade pendant on the body to the girlfriend,: this is my ancestors, this is the one in the world, my mother said, in the future, when you meet someone who wants to marry, give her the jade pendant! Girlfriend was touched! Agreed to marry me on the spot! Until later, visiting the night market with my girlfriend! Met a vendor, pulled a buddy and said: Brother, you see my jade pendant, beautiful, it is best to use to fool girls, you tell her, this is ancestral, you can definitely fool the sister paper suddenly feel a little shade behind

1 New Year's Day, father and son take the train back to their hometown for New Year's Eve. Son: "Dad, what do you mean by K, T, Z on this train ticket?" Dad: "K means express, T means express..." Son: "The fastest car must be the car that starts with Z!" Dad: "You're so smart!" Son: "It is also necessary to say that Z means 'thief fast'!" ”

12, the car stopped on the side of the road to play double jump and other people, a traffic policeman opened the door Pia sitting on the co-driver, holding two bottles of Coke in his hand, with a solemn expression, said: Here can not park, trouble you drive away! Seeing that the traffic police did not have the meaning of coming down, I trembled and drove forward, turned around the two intersections, the traffic police shouted a stop, opened the door and then violently ran towards another traffic policeman to fly a foot: mb Lao Tzu buy a drink you tm ride a motorcycle and run again, let you run...

13, my son and daughter both have the problem of dreaming, I feel very funny, and I am still interested in talking to them. I asked my husband: Neither of us has the habit of dreaming, so who are these two children with? My husband looked at me meaningfully: Guess when you told me your ex-boyfriend's name?