1, after my wife went on a business trip, my sister-in-law asked me to go to her house at night, and said that there were very important things to tell me. With a nervous mood, when I arrived, I saw a golden retriever lying in the doorway. The sister-in-law said:

1, after my wife went on a business trip, my sister-in-law asked me to go to her house at night, and said that there were very important things to tell me. With a nervous mood, when I arrived, I saw a golden retriever lying in the doorway. The sister-in-law said: I am going to go on my honeymoon with the leader, and you will help me watch the golden retriever for a few days. After a few days, the golden retriever gave birth to a litter of small golden retrievers, and I showed my sister-in-law like a treasure. When my sister-in-law saw the photo, she gritted her teeth and said to me, "What did you do to my golden retriever?" ”

2, playing a game at home, my mother had to tell me to go down and get the courier. I said impatiently, "No, I'm playing a game." Daughter-in-law: "You hurry, people are waiting downstairs." Me: "Don't go!" Or will you give me 200 bucks? The daughter-in-law generously took out 300 yuan: "I will give you 300 yuan, you go down quickly." "I suddenly came to the spirit and immediately rushed down with the money!" Then the daughter-in-law calmly dialed the courier's phone and said: "The person goes down, and the 500 yuan paid is just for him!" ”

3, the cousin brother spent 68,000 yuan a few days ago to assemble a computer. Today with this computer to play GTA5, the room came in and flew a big wasp. The niece who watched her cousin play the game suddenly shouted, quickly put on the clothes of the little devil XIAN, waved a magic wand, and pulled her cousin to fight with her. In the end, with the concerted efforts of his cousin and niece, it took an hour to finally defeat the wasp.

4, visit the night market at night, see the ex-girlfriend and her sister selling kebabs, I haven't seen me for a long time to patronize. After eating and checking out 60, I put down a hundred pieces and said I didn't need to look for it. The former sister-in-law smiled and said thank you, and the ex-girlfriend said expressionlessly: See if it is fake!?

5, the mother-in-law just gave birth to the second child is still in the hospital, at night my husband overtime I will go to the hospital to visit. When I was driving past a KTV, I suddenly found that my husband was carried in by two beautiful women, and I was suddenly angry, and even dared to deceive me to work overtime? After stopping the car, I rushed into the KTV, grabbed a beer bottle and entered the private room. As a result, I saw my husband and several clients talking about something with a stack of information, and after I suddenly broke in, all eyes were on me. So I calmly asked, "Does this house need beer?" ”?

6. After graduating from college, I went to work in a cosmetics company, and almost all of the company was female colleagues, and I was particularly happy to work. When I came home from work last night, my wife suddenly asked me: There are so many little girls in your company, do you like you? I was stunned for a moment, and then replied firmly: No. The wife asked again: Really? I said: Sure, no! The wife suddenly sighed and said: Alas! Then you said how I was blind in the first place and actually looked at you!

7. The father-in-law came out of the KTV to pick up the Huawei P40 mobile phone, and stood in place waiting for the owner to come back to find the mobile phone. After a few minutes, the phone rang, and the father-in-law answered the phone. The other end of the phone said angrily: "I tell you, my phone has a satellite positioning function, I know where you are now, you wait for me to kill you!" "The father-in-law listened, the temper came directly up, and spent 20 yuan on the intersection to buy a large hydrogen balloon. Tied to your phone, it was sent straight to heaven! Father-in-law: "Oh, your mobile phone is powerful, there is satellite positioning, you have the ability to fly to the sky to find it!" ”

8. My younger brother, who went to college in Guangdong, had a hard time taking a vacation, and as a result, he angered his mother on the first day he came back. The brother pulled the suitcase and said to my mother: Pack my clothes for me, I want to run away from home, hurry! My dad and my mom were having a lot of fun, and then my mom took my brother into the room. A few minutes later, my brother came out in a little pants, Mom: Let's go! You've been cleansed!

9. I am from Heze Shan County, married to Zaozhuang Tengzhou. This morning my mother-in-law made porridge, and I suddenly missed the taste of mutton soup in my hometown, so I sneaked to the street and entered a mutton soup restaurant! I just ordered a bowl of mutton soup, and I saw my father-in-law also enter the shop and shouted: Boss, come to the bowl of mutton soup! Looking up at each other, I said awkwardly: Dad, haven't you eaten? The father-in-law smiled: Don't tell your mother!

10, my husband carried me behind my back and secretly gave a beautiful female anchor to go to the movie together. After I knew it, I was very angry, ran to my sister's house for comfort, and my husband came to persuade me to go back. We were deadlocked for a while, and I just wouldn't go back. My sister suddenly said: It's so late, since you don't want to go back, it doesn't matter, but it's only a window, let's squeeze the three of us together to sleep! I resolutely pulled my husband to leave, and the goods actually stood still...

11, just mentioned a hyundai Sonata, in the evening friends shouted to drink together, and ended up drinking big. The next day, he woke up from the cold and found himself at the door of the house, so he immediately knocked on the door and explained to his wife that he had slept in the corridor last night. The wife said: The next time you drink too much, you have to knock on the door, do you know? I felt guilty, and after a while, I found my wallet, keys and mobile phone on the coffee table...

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