1, the wife is not at home, the sister-in-law suddenly came, she quietly asked me: brother-in-law, you tell me the truth, where is the private money hidden? I said, "How dare I hide my money?" Sister-in-law: Sister, come out

1, the wife is not at home, the sister-in-law suddenly came, she quietly asked me: brother-in-law, you tell me the truth, where is the private money hidden? I said, "How dare I hide my money?" Sister-in-law: Sister, come out, the wife actually came out from behind the curtains, smiled and said: I went to buy vegetables and made food for you. Sister-in-law: Sister went downstairs, this time you should tell the truth, where is the private money hidden? Me: I really didn't hide any money. The sister-in-law took out her mobile phone and said: Sister, I heard it, the brother-in-law really has no private money. Then she turned off her mobile phone, smiled strangely and said: Old Nine, how much private money have you hidden? I was about to cry: I hadn't hidden a penny since your sister had searched for my private money. The sister-in-law said to the flowerpot: Sister, this time you should be relieved. My goodie, the flowerpot has a camera hidden in it? Are there so many routines now? The sister-in-law said: My task is complete, I should go. She walked to the door and smiled at me, and I turned 200 yuan to her with great interest, praising her for acting well, thank you very much. The sister-in-law went downstairs, and the wife waited for her downstairs, and in order to show her gratitude, she gave the sister-in-law 200 yuan...

2, the sister-in-law who looks bad is a programmer in an IT company, and she is still a single dog when she is almost 40 years old. Last night, the cleaning aunt of the unit suddenly wanted to introduce her son to the sister-in-law as an object!! The sister-in-law was ecstatic and excitedly asked the cleaning aunt: "Your son looks so handsome, how does he look at me?"?" The cleaning aunt bowed her head and said, "Alas, although my son is handsome, he is not doing his job, although you look ugly, but you can earn more than 20,000 a month, my son wants you to raise him!" ”?

3. After work, I brushed a car at the shared station and rode home on a shared bicycle. Walking on the road, I suddenly saw that there was 200 yuan on the road and picked it up. I was particularly excited, and the bikes became more powerful. When I got home, I excitedly ran home and told my wife about it. My wife laughed happily too, and then said to me: Give me the money.

4. I am a high-achieving student graduated from Tsinghua University, and I went to Foxconn to interview for work this time. The examiner asked me, "Do you have a girlfriend?" I said, "Yes." The examiner asked again, "Is she your first love?" I said, "Yes." Then, the examiner said leisurely: "I'm sorry we can't use you, because you lack the initiative to constantly pursue new things." ”"

5, after my husband and I got married, I began to eat Hayseed, before getting married, I will keep in shape for each other, and now I am good to see who eats more, and recently my husband said, we can't do this, we have to lose weight. To lose some weight, my husband and I used a slimming method with a specific recipe for each meal every day. I follow the instructions to divide the prepared dishes into two portions and put them on their respective plates. We felt really good and thought those recipes were awesome – we never felt hungry. But when we noticed that our weight was rising rather than decreasing, I took another closer look at the recipe. There, in trumpet font, it was written, "Six servings"...

6. The husband drove Maybach to take his wife to RT-Mart for a stroll, walked around and had a meal and took a taxi home. Just when she was about to arrive home, the wife suddenly looked at her husband with wide eyes and said, "We forgot something in the mall." The husband suddenly reacted: "It is! Master driver, I went back to the mall just now, we have something to forget. The driver said, "What the heck!" The husband said, "Car." The driver turned back and looked at them silently.

7. Last night, I took the newly purchased Huawei Mate X to watch "Yitian Slaughtering Dragon", and my wife was looking at the mobile phone next to me. She suddenly asked, "Am I going to lie?" Driven by a strong desire to survive, I quickly replied, "You are the most honest woman under the heavens!" Then I turned up the volume of the movie, and then the movie came out with a sentence: "No scruples, you remember, the more beautiful a woman, the more she will deceive!" ”?

8, hold the phone do not know what to do, ready to visit the space of friends. Visit her family's dog album, go in with the password, question: What breed is my family' toto. I seriously lost: Satsuma, I didn't expect it, but I couldn't get in. I asked my friend: Isn't your dog Satsuma? How can not access. Friend Answer: It's Samoyed! I said angrily: Satsuma is Satsuma, what are you!

9. I work in Shanghai, and the nearest community to the company is Tomson Yipin. In order to make it easier to work, I rented a house in Tomson Yipin. Two months later, I couldn't pay the rent and was kicked out by the landlady. After the landlady heard about it, she took the initiative to help me give rent money and let me go to her house to live. Her family is a large villa, originally hired a nanny, today she dismissed, leaving the two of us. She fired the nanny, and she must have wanted me to clean her up after work, which was really disgusting. I quickly packed up my things, moved out of the villa overnight, squeezed me in the company, and wanted me to do housework for her, too much! "

10. Wife: "Husband, who is the most powerful in our family?" Husband: "Of course it's you!" Wife: "Wrong, you are the most powerful in our family, you are the head of the family." Husband: "Wife, you are authoritative, you are right!" Wife: "Then you tell me now, who in our family has the right to power?" Husband.. "

11. Last night I was chatting with my girlfriend at home, and then my drunken husband was brought back. And come to thank you after sending out the door. The husband opened one eye: "Are they all gone?" Me: "What's wrong with you?" Husband: "After eating so many dishes and drinking a little wine, if I don't pretend to be drunk, I have to pay for it." Me: "Your friends said that the restaurant brushed your face and paid 3200!" ”

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