1, in the middle of the night can not sleep want to daughter-in-law affectionate and affectionate, the result of the daughter-in-law woke up, two words do not say small fist like a windmill, give me a smash, while hitting and scolding: the old woman bought a lot of food, wear

1, in the middle of the night can not sleep want to daughter-in-law affectionate affection, the result of the daughter-in-law woke up, two words do not say small fist like a windmill, give me a smash, while hitting and scolding: the old woman bought a lot of food, wear, is about to pay the bill, on the TM was woken up by you, you usually always stop me even if it, the old woman has a dream you TM are to make trouble...

2, the sister Wang next door is a kindergarten teacher, and her son Duoduo is three and a half years old this year. White and tender, silly and cute, the brakes are loved. I gave him a snack and teased him, "How's uncle?" A lot of sweet mouth, milky voice said milkyly: "Good! Good! So I continued to ask, "Where is my uncle?" The little guy was stunned for a moment, showed a silly smile, and said loudly: "Uncle is so good!"

3, my father-in-law opened a KFC, I helped him see the store in the store, as the store manager. Not long ago, my father-in-law talked about a girlfriend, and my wife and I were very happy, after all, this is the first time my father-in-law has fallen in love after the death of my mother-in-law. Last night the father-in-law brought his girlfriend to the restaurant for dinner, ordered four egg tarts, and a Mexican chicken roll. His girlfriend got down in three or two bites. The father-in-law pondered for a moment and said to his girlfriend, "Honey, shall I buy you an ice cream?" His girlfriend said, "Don't eat, I'm going to eat roast chicken." The father-in-law advised, "Eat ice cream, eat something cold." His girlfriend said firmly, "Roast chicken! I said I was going to roast chicken! Finally, my father-in-law helplessly walked to the ordering table and asked me: "Son-in-law, do you have a way to put the proposal ring into the roast chicken?" ” 

4, the night before work, I walked in the alley that I had to pass to get home. I was walking when I suddenly heard someone upstairs calling out to me: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty!" I looked up and said, "What, who called me?" "Then I was splashed with water. The woman who splashed water upstairs said, "I told you to avoid it earlier, and you still looked up, and you should have been drenched in water." ”

5, my husband quit a stable job in order to give me a better life, and went to work as a courier. Today I was paid a salary, my husband took me out shopping, and I met a primary school teacher I hadn't seen for many years. We both excitedly went forward to say hello, and my husband handed the teacher a cigarette and lit it by the way. The teacher stared at the two of us, and then spat out a smoke ring: I really can't imagine, my proud-looking student actually married a mischievous student in the class, as the saying goes, it is true, the idiot is partial to riding a good horse, and the wife often sleeps with the clumsy husband.

6, just graduated from work, so I found my sister and complained to her: "Alas, after a week of work, my mother did not help me wash my clothes, there was no clothes to wear." My sister comforted me and said, "It's all right, brother, you hurry to find a girlfriend, and when it's time to get married, your girlfriend can help you wash your clothes." "Later, I really married my wife, and later, I washed my wife's clothes...

7. After resigning from a foreign trade company, I went directly to interview programmers. When I entered the conference room, I didn't expect it to be a big long-legged beauty. Beauty asked me: Hello, can you tell me what kind of woman is called success? I smiled and said, "Of course you are!" Beauty was ecstatic: "Really? Let's be specific! Me: Because you dare to ask an unsuccessful woman, what is the question of a successful woman! And hope she succeeds in answering this question!

8, yesterday and girlfriend to go shopping, saw a bag is very suitable for my mother, just my mother's birthday is coming, even if it is very expensive, but I still bought, afraid that my mother said I spent money indiscriminately, I gave a discount, said only spent 600 yuan. As a result, when my mother went to square dance that night, she told a few aunts that the square dance was no longer dancing, and ran to the mall to buy bags, and the salesman said: "80,000." "Big Mom didn't want to, didn't she say 600 when she came in the afternoon?" How could the salesman have won over these aunts, and finally these aunts spent 600 yuan each and left satisfied.

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