1. At noon, I saw the female boss lying on the table in the morning, the air conditioner was still on, worried that she was cold, so I covered her coat, and then I went back to my office area. After a few minutes, one

1. At noon, I saw the female boss lying on the table in the morning, the air conditioner was still on, worried that she was cold, so he covered her coat, and then I went back to my office area. A few minutes later, a hysterical voice shouted, "Who, who, is trying to stink me to death!" Whose clothes is this? I weakly raised my hand: "Mine! "The landlady saw that the clothes were mine, and suddenly it was quiet, and she went into the office with the clothes and then took a lunch break. I suddenly remembered Liu Yuxi's words, the mountain is not high, there are immortals and spirits. In the same way, it doesn't matter if the clothes have a sweaty smell, the key depends on whether the person is handsome or not, and the handsome is manly. I'm too handsome, handsome to make the female boss's taste deaf...

2. After watching the movie, I found that it was already past 12 o'clock in the evening, and I turned to my girlfriend and said: The school should be closed. My girlfriend bowed her head and didn't speak, I wiped my pockets and forgot my ID card. Sighed and said: Forget it, I don't have an ID card, send you back." The girlfriend still did not speak, and the two walked hundreds of meters without a word. Suddenly my girlfriend asked me: Do you think my long hair looks good or short hair looks good? I casually replied to her: I have never seen your short hair. At this time, the girl took out her ID card from her bag and said: You see, you see! "

3. A few days ago, a brother went to the farm and caught a few fish. I looked at these fish with big bellies, all have fish roe, I was reluctant to kill to eat, so I told my daughter-in-law to keep it in the fish tank, and then kill and eat the roe when it was raw! A few days later, I suddenly remembered, went to see the fish tank, and it was empty. I asked my daughter-in-law: What about the fish? The daughter-in-law replied: I released them all, I don't want those little fish to be born without mothers! What a perverse reasoning is this? Can my father-in-law return it? #Funny Strip#"

4. The first time I went to my boyfriend's house, I found that his parents seemed to be dissatisfied with me. I thought that I was going to be yellow anyway, and I couldn't come in vain, and at noon I tore a pot of pork head meat cooked by his house and dried it up. On the way back, I looked at my boyfriend sadly and said: Let's break up. He looked surprised: Why? Our mother has a crush on you! Saying that we hate her craftsmanship for so many years, no one has ever been able to eat her stewed meat so fragrant, such a non-picky daughter-in-law ugly is ugly, admit it!?

5. Today to climb the mountain, there are many people in the scenic spot, everyone is queuing, next to a beautiful woman carrying a bag of peaches, said: "The queue is still early, come to everyone to eat first." "I saw that everyone around me was eating, just thirsty, and I was not polite, and I picked the biggest one in the past. Beauty immediately shouted, "Brother, who are you?" I said, "Didn't you call me brother?" Beauty glared at me: "Peach put down, not for you to eat!" I was angry at the time: "Why can they all eat, and I can't eat?" Just because I'm handsome, make you feel insecure? A little girl next to her said, "Uncle, we are all family!" "I suddenly realized that I would have been wrong. But I was a man who did not accept defeat, and said to the little girl, "Let me be your uncle." The little girl was stunned for a moment, and shouted back: "Daddy, someone is going to rob your daughter-in-law..." At that time, if it wasn't for the shaking of her legs, I would have fought with her.

6. I remember when my wife and I were just married, I rode a motorcycle to take my wife and son to see my mother-in-law. On a particularly narrow path, just after turning a corner, I suddenly noticed that there was a truck driving fast on the opposite side. The wife felt that she might be about to crash the car, and threw the child out in an instant, and as a result, the big car braked the car... The son, full of mud, got up from the edge of the field and looked at us stupidly or stupidly.

7. Xiao Qiang rubbed the female colleagues every day to commute to work, today when the company is about to arrive at the car, the traffic jam is serious, ten minutes can not move, the female colleague said to Xiao Qiang: "Is it interesting to rub the car every day?" In this way, only a few hundred meters away, you get out of the car and walk... Look at who of us comes to the company first, you come to the company first, and I will marry you! Xiao Qiang slowly got out of the car, slowly shuttled through the traffic, is not to see if the female colleague's car starts up, she is really worried that this lady will marry her, he just wants to quietly rub a car, other things really don't think much. In order to be a little late than the car, he deliberately had breakfast at the door of the company, wandered around for a while before going up, was 1 hour late, deducted 60 yuan, and then the magical thing was that the female colleague had not yet arrived. Xiao Qiang is sad to die now, he really just wants to rub a car?

8. Today I went to the hospital to hit the hanging bottle, after a bottle was finished, I got up to leave, a nurse came to me and told me to sit down, I saw that she loaded the hanging bottle for me again, I asked in confusion" "Isn't it just a bottle to drop?" Why do you give me the whole face? The nurse smiled and said, "Originally it was a bottle, but sir, you are so lucky, another bottle!" Then I finished hanging a bottle with a confused face.

10. In the Tai Principle Engineering Examination Institute, the dormitory's school bully was short-sighted to 1000 degrees because he was obsessed with studying in high school. There were no classes on the weekend, and in the evening we both went to the next Wanda Plaza to buy daily necessities. As a result, the brother forgot to wear glasses, and met his parents at the school gate, which he did not recognize. He also quietly told me: I think this uncle and aunt who came across from me are very familiar with each other! As a result, his parents stopped him before he responded!

11. I remember the first time I went to my daughter-in-law's house, her mother was very satisfied with me, but her father did not want to see me, after dinner, her father took me to the study and said: Stinky boy, listen to me well, before you get married, if you dare to touch my daughter, I will chop you alive. After listening, I was very scared. That night, her dad let us sleep in each of us. The next day, when I saw her father, there was always a feeling of panic, and my girlfriend also saw that something was wrong with me, so she asked me, and I answered truthfully what her father told me. After the girlfriend listened, she bent down and laughed: "Look at your little sample." In the evening, the girlfriend poured a glass of water and poured it on her quilt. Then she said to her father: Dad, I accidentally poured water on the quilt. Then he ran to my room to sleep. At lunch the next day, her dad gave us the idea of our marriage. Haha, also said that the female big is not in the middle of the stay.?

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