When a local tycoon was examining his body in the hospital, the doctor told him that he had cancer. Drink more soup to live longer, and since then, his wife will boil him a bowl of his favorite bone every day

When a local tycoon was examining his body in the hospital, the doctor told him that he had cancer. Drinking more soup can live longer, and since then, his wife has boiled him a bowl of his favorite bone soup every day. Later, when his wife died, the daughter-in-law of the local tycoon was responsible for boiling bone soup for him to drink. I don't know why the daughter-in-law can't get that taste like this. For this reason, the local tycoon is big and yardy to his daughter-in-law. The daughter-in-law couldn't help it, and when she was boiling the soup this day, she put half a bottle of pesticide into it and planned to poison the local tycoon. As a result, the local tycoon tasted the bone soup. He cried and said, "That's the smell!"

2. After graduating from Dalian University of Technology, I went to work at Chery Group. Once the company organized everyone to go on a trip, but the boss let me stay in the company alone. Watching the colleagues in the circle of friends eating, drinking and having fun, my heart is very unbalanced. When they came back, I immediately went to the boss and said: Boss, I must go to the next event, otherwise I will resign! On the day of Arbor Day, the boss called me to the office and said: To participate in the tree planting activities, our company only has one quota, I am trying to exclude the public opinion, leave it to you, hurry to the warehouse latte shovel.

3. My mother-in-law took my son to the shop to see the store, and a man came to buy a faucet! The mother-in-law took one for him and went to entertain the customers who came after the man! The man took the faucet, teased my son, held up the faucet to let the son kiss him, said otherwise take my family things away, said and pretended to go outside, the mother-in-law thought it was funny, did not care, and then, this goods took this faucet really left... After a while, the mother-in-law eased up, and there was no one to chase out!

4. The mother-in-law died during appendicitis surgery, and the hospital lost more than 600,000 yuan. After the father-in-law got the money, he immediately married a nurse who was 35 years younger than himself. After marriage, the father-in-law's salary was handed over to his wife every month. That time, his wife was on a business trip, and as a result, he didn't even have the money to eat, so he came to my house to rub rice. Me: "Dad, you don't even have the money to eat, why don't you ask your wife for it?" Father-in-law: "I wanted it, she punched it, I didn't pick it up." Me: "Why don't you take it?" Father-in-law: "She said, the password is the date of the day our brother once watched the movie, I..." I: "Well, needless to say, I understand!" Come, eat vegetables! ”

5. I have to work overtime for half an hour at night, and I will notify my husband to drive to pick me up before work. As a result, I waited at the door of the company for more than twenty minutes before he arrived. I was a little angry and kept looking down at my phone after getting in the car and ignoring him. After a while, the phone rang, and I saw how it was my husband's phone? When I connected, my husband asked me anxiously: Where did you run, and why didn't I see you? I looked up at the big brother driving: Who are you? The big brother who drove the car turned back sharply, looked at me and said anxiously: What about my daughter-in-law?

6. The rich woman admired the abbot very much, and on this day the rich woman went to visit the abbot with a large red envelope of 1 million. The rich woman said, "Great!! Master, five years ago I had the privilege of calculating your fate, when you said that not only would I be able to find a husband, but I would also have five children. The abbot asked, "What, am I not sure?" The rich woman said happily, "Too accurate, I really have five children." The abbot said, "Great, what else do you want me to count?" The rich woman said with great joy, "Great!! Master, this time I want you to help me calculate, when will I find my husband? ”

7. The sister-in-law went to college alone, so she learned to use Sanda to protect herself. Unexpectedly, because he was too talented, he became a sanda nine-dan master in less than five years. Some time ago, after graduating, I entered the front stage of the GreenLand Group, and as a result, I was favored by the chairman and wanted to pursue. That day, the chairman invited the sister-in-law to see a 3D movie. When the film was at its most intense, a wooden stick flew toward the chairman on the screen. The sister-in-law made a beautiful swivel kick that kicked him out of the way 5 meters away and let him escape the disaster... Then the sister-in-law was fired.

8. Last night, with a message of anticipation, I sent a message to the goddess asking her to come out for a meal together, and the goddess actually promised me. I said, "There is a new dumpling restaurant downstairs, what kind of stuffing do you like to eat, I call to pre-order." The goddess replied, "Date mud dumplings." "I looked for several dumpling restaurants and couldn't find this taste, really, she must be teasing me again, and I blacked her out in one breath...

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