★ In the morning, my wife asked me to transfer 6,000 yuan to her, and I accidentally transferred it to my female boss. Before I could speak, she called me to the office, and when she walked in the door, she grinned and said, "You."

★ In the morning, my wife asked me to transfer 6,000 yuan to her, and I accidentally transferred it to my female boss. Before I could speak, she called me to the office, and when she entered the door, she smiled and said, "You, just give me back your salary.... I received the heart, but you take the money back. He threw me a card and said, "Take it yourself!" I was stunned: "Can't transfer money?" The landlady whispered, "It's easy to leave clues!" "I had to go down to withdraw the money, after inserting the card very naturally entered my birthday, no problem, right, show the balance is still 1.8 million, I only took back the 6000 that belonged to me, went back to the office and returned the card to the landlady." The landlady was slightly shocked: "Are you sure you don't want to.." I waved my hand and said, "Nothing works." "The landlady didn't speak and threw a card again, followed by 2, 3.... She smiled: "Loyalty is the price of betrayal is not enough, take it to check these bank cards!" "I turned around and walked, crying as I walked, knowing that my noble character had cost me millions.

★ My mother recently came to Beijing to find me and stayed at home for two days. On this day, I just came back from work, and my mother saw me coming up and scolded: "You said you wasted it!" A few oranges in the fridge were hardened and didn't eat! Why don't you buy it without eating it! It's a pity to throw it away, I forced myself to eat one, and my teeth almost didn't sour! I can only throw it all away! I looked at my mother in shock, and my heart was full of my milk, and the few lemons I had just bought were thrown away by my mother as rotten oranges.

★ In order to let my daughter know that she was the second generation of the rich, I drove a Porsche to pick up my daughter from school. At the school gate, I saw students walking hand in hand. I asked my daughter, "Baby, are there any boys at school who like you??? Tell your mother, your mother will give you an analysis, don't be afraid, I am not against early love!!! The daughter actually said: "I don't know if I like it or not, but the boys in our class call me big brother, and they are all my little brothers!!! ”

★ The local tycoon met a beautiful stewardess on a business trip, chased for more than a year, finally together, it didn't take long for the flight attendant to get pregnant, the two people were married, when they were born, the flight attendant was tall, the child grew up to be relatively large, and it took a long time to go down, and finally chose caesarean section, the flight attendant almost lost half a life, and the child weighed nine pounds and one or two. After the birth of the child, the mother-in-law praised the child as beautiful, like a flight attendant, and had long legs, saying that the daughter-in-law would give birth. The flight attendant did not say a word, and said to the local tycoon at night: "Your mother said in front of me every day that I would give birth, useless, Hugh wants to deceive me into having a second child."

★ When I worked at an electronics factory, I got a female college student pregnant with my child. In order to take care of her conveniently, I rented a house near the school. The two of us lived together one night as my brother lay with her in the window. She said to me, "Honey, let's talk." Me: "Well, heaven this thing, first of all, the sky is high, there are clouds, and..." Oh, why are you beating me!"

★ A friend in his shop was a drinking kitchen knife slashed a knife, hiding in time, cut not serious back stitches three stitches, afterwards the other party said that the wrong person recognized, the police said that the other party at most according to the picking quarrels and provoking trouble, how to do follow-up? It has been 3 days, and the other party's family has not come to the incident.

★ In the toilet squat pit, I put the mobile phone in the living room to charge, suddenly came to the phone, so I first asked my mother to help pick it up. Only to see my mother pick up the phone and look at the screen, and then shouted heartily: Dad! Then stunned for 3 seconds, quickly threw the phone to me! I was also a little confused, picked up the phone and said: Hello, Grandpa? Then I heard my dad's depressed voice on the other end of the phone: Who are you?

★ My daughter-in-law, every time she pays a public grain icon, subsidizes me with 100 ocean allowance fees! The first few months are OK, and the monthly pocket money is relatively rich. These two months are almost, the weather is hot, and it is a bit excessive, and recently it has been tighter. In order to increase my enthusiasm for paying grain, my daughter-in-law increased the subsidy to 150. To be honest, that's 50 more, and the attraction is quite big!!!

★ Ash of college married a rich wife. Once, a few people in our dormitory came out for a supper and found Ashie strange. Ash had been drinking, taking a few sips of wine, taking out his pocket watch again, reading it and continuing to drink. Several times and three times, Xiaoming couldn't help but ask: "Why do you keep looking at the time, is it because you are worried about going home late and being scolded by your wife?" Ash opened her pocket watch and said, "This is a picture of my wife, and the moment she becomes gentle and delicate proves that I am drunk and unconscious." ”

★ The next day, I went to soak Kaijie's feet together after work, and the person who gave Kaijie a pedicure was a little boy of about fifteen years old. At that time, he was frustrated and tugged at Kaijie's side of the ridge into a peak, like a scab scarred nail fungus. I didn't fix a finger in the 1 hour of shaking the rope. Suddenly, in frustration, he threw the pedicure knife into the toolbox and cried at the middle-aged man who had given me a pedicure. He also said: Dad, I don't want to learn pedicure, it's more difficult than algebraic geometry, I want to go home and go to school. At this time, the middle-aged man instantly burst into tears and said: Little brother, nobleman...

★ My girlfriend is usually hairy, and today my brother came to my house to meet my parents. When doing housework after dinner, I accidentally broke my mother's favorite Tang Dynasty blue and white porcelain vase. I was dumbfounded, I thought I was going to fall out, and my girlfriend panicked and picked up the pieces. I was afraid that she would be cut in the hand, so I went to help pick up the smallest, and when I finished, my girlfriend took out two hundred dollars and said to me: Wait a minute, you will say that you accidentally broke it, after all, you are biological, she will not treat you how .......

★ The brother-in-law liked a girl for a long time, and the goddess said, "As long as you and I are admitted to the same university, I will be your girlfriend!" The brother-in-law began to be angry and strong, studied hard for more than a month, and finally graduated, and the admission letter came down. The surname Fen called the goddess: "Hey, now I can be my girlfriend." Goddess: "I've been admitted to Peking University, what about you?" Brother-in-law: "Me too!" Goddess: "Really?" Then why didn't I see the news reports! Brother-in-law: "I have two more words, Peking University Blue Bird!" Goddess: "Roll...."#Funny paragraph ##Funny# #今天有啥好笑的 #