A female college student was tricked into the pyramid scheme nest, the pyramid scheme leader brainwashed her in class, the female college student listened to the class very seriously, but also very excited, the eyes flashed with adoration: "Big brother, I worship you as a teacher, immediately."

A female college student was deceived into the pyramid scheme nest, the pyramid scheme leader brainwashed her in class, the female college student listened to the class very seriously, but also very excited, the eyes flashed with adoration: "Big brother, I worship you as a teacher, immediately go home to get money, and learn to make money with you." When the eldest brother heard that the female college student wanted to go home to get the money, his heart blossomed, and he continued to brainwash her: "You can ask your family to transfer money to you, so that you don't have to run around, and you can quickly seize the opportunity to get rich." The female college student said, "No, my dad is a very stubborn person, and he won't take money without seeing me." "The eldest brother was blinded by the money, and he also believed in his brainwashing technology, thinking that female college students were too simple and had been brainwashed successfully." He said, "Then go back and get the money!" If you miss an opportunity, you won't have it later. The next day, when the female college student left, she said: "Big brother, I have no fare, can you borrow 500 yuan for me?" I promise to come back immediately after taking the money and return it to you twice. "The eldest brother thought about it, anyway, the money she got back was mine, and it didn't hurt to lend her some." So the eldest brother lent the 500 yuan he had just cheated to a female college student. The female college students thanked her, thanked her again and again, and promised to return soon. But 5 days passed, the female college student did not come back, the eldest brother waited impatiently, he picked up the mobile phone to call the female university and asked her: "When will you come back?" There is no chance to come back. The female college student replied: "Go to your chance, you big stupid hat, really think I was brainwashed by you?" If it wasn't for the escape, I would have to act with you? I've called the police, you're waiting to be caught! "The eldest brother saw the reply and took a look, I was actually deceived? Also cheated 500 pieces. No, I'll have to run. In fact, the female college student was intimidating him, she did not call the police, she just escaped from the pyramid scheme nest, her heart is still hanging!

2. The wife usually does not exercise much, and her physical fitness is also very poor. On weekend breaks, I dragged her out to climb the mountain with me. As a result, she was exhausted and lay motionless on the window when she got home. The next day, I went shopping with my wife, and as I walked, my wife suddenly fell to the ground with her legs weak. She complained loudly: I blame you, it makes people's legs weak! For some reason, I always feel that the eyes of the people around me are a little wrong.....

3. A boy confesses and is ruthlessly rejected! Girl: Not because you don't have any money, thank you for being so nice to me. At this time, a Volkswagen Passat drove up, and a bald uncle in his 40s came down, and he was about to leave with the girl in his arms. I couldn't look away and parked the boss's Rolls Royce next to the boys. Then get out of the car, open the door, bow at 90 degrees: The old man told me to pick you up and take you home, let's go. Ignoring the boy's stunned expression, he helped the boy into the car and left with one foot on the accelerator. The girl was confused, and 3 seconds later she heard a heart-rending shout and chased the car.

4. Yesterday my brother refused to sleep at two o'clock at night, how to coax is useless, the old mother was angry and slapped his ass twice, I didn't expect it to work, he cried for a few minutes and fell asleep on his own. I said gleefully, "You deserve to be beaten!" Who made you not sleep! My mother wiped my head and said helplessly, "Girl, this is how you came when you were a child, and this experience is summed up from you." "I...

5. Two days ago, I asked a friend to accompany me to the mall, and when I was about to go back, I saw a store that was putting on a new dress, and I fell in love with it. The friend was surprised and said: Finally willing to give up jeans? I whispered that I didn't wear anything at home, but I didn't expect my friend to go to the checkout immediately. Take the small ticket and say to me: I sent you this piece, we all support you to wear a skirt out, you always don't wear it, others still think you have hair on your legs...

6. Recently, I have been very grumpy and often find trouble with my husband. Today, my husband couldn't bear it, he said angrily: I spent 100,000 dowry money when I married you, and now ask your parents to pay me 100,000 yuan and ask them to take you back! I said: This is impossible! Husband asked: Why is it impossible? I said: When you are studying, you buy a copy of 30 yuan of materials, and after using it, sell it to the waste collectors, can you still sell it for 30 yuan?

7. A new hit HIT graduate in the company, a college student has been interning at the company for a while. College students almost wear beats headphones to listen to songs for 9 hours on the job, and female colleagues complain: "I think interns will be deaf sooner or later." At noon, the intern called for takeaway, and the female colleague said next to him: "Remind them, I pay Alipay." I only heard the college student say loudly to the phone: "Give more rice, my colleague said that he can't eat enough." ”

8. My sister-in-law died of depression for many years, and it was always a young female secretary who was taking care of her brother! My brother had been chasing the female secretary, and the female secretary did not agree! On this day, while the female secretary was cleaning up the table, she saw a letter with several words on it: "I am going to die!" So the female secretary promised her brother that after his death, the property would also belong to her. But 10 years later, my brother is still alive and well, and the female secretary can't sit still. Female Secretary: "Didn't you start writing your will and saying you were going to die?" I just considered marrying you! Brother: "Hey, it was so hot that summer, I sweated on my hands, but I wrote 'I'm going to die of heat'!" ”

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