1. I went on a blind date, and the other party turned out to be my brother's ex-wife, my former sister-in-law. She and I stared wide-eyed, and the atmosphere was very awkward. I was about to say goodbye to her, but she sighed and said, your brother is not out, I just left him, if you and I are suitable, we can still talk. How much do you earn in a month now? I was embarrassed to say that my brother set up a company, which has become bigger and bigger in recent years, and has more than 100 million assets, I helped him, he gave me an annual salary of seven million! She was stunned for a moment, and then shouted, I went to remarry your brother, and then I ran away without a shadow!
2. A woman ate noodles at Guangxi Railway Station, when checking out, found a bowl of noodles for 1,000 yuan, so the woman did not hesitate to call the police, after the police found that this bowl of noodles is really worth 1,000 yuan. It turned out that the owner had found that when a man and a woman were eating noodles, the man's look was not quite right, so he asked for 1,000 yuan a bowl of noodles, which was expensive, and the woman certainly couldn't bear to call the police. As a result, the man listened. Frightened, he immediately ran away. Because he is engaged in pyramid schemes. In this way, women will avoid being deceived by pyramid schemes.
3. The daughter is working at work, and the wife calls the daughter to come home, saying that there is an emergency at home. The daughter hurriedly asked for leave to rush home, only to find that the door was gone when she arrived at home, and the wife did not know where to go! Scared daughter tears are out, dormantly pull out the mobile phone to call her, she called over: girl, the door of the home to change, your father will tear down the door for a while to come back, I went to play mahjong first, you are watching at home. Just want to resist the phone over there hung up, and then the call has been turned off!
4. This morning on the bus, I sat by the window, and then there was a traffic jam, and another bus was parked next to it. There was a girl on the bus who was also sitting by the window, and she was very beautiful, and I looked at it a few more times. Then she gasped at the window glass, and finally a layer of water mist shielded me.
5. When I returned home from a month's work trip, my daughter-in-law did not show welcome, but asked me to go down and throw away the garbage. After three years of mixing in the strip area, I certainly understood what was going on. Immediately, all the doors and windows were locked, and the wardrobe was also locked. Before leaving, he burned a pot of carbon in the bedroom, and then dragged his wife out. Brothers, there should be no shortage of anything, right?
6. My wife went to Jinan on a business trip, and I was alone in the empty home. I was sleeping soundly in the middle of the night, when I suddenly felt someone wipe my feet and woke up suddenly, only to find that there was no one. Moving his feet, there was nothing around him, and finally he finally closed his eyes in peace. As a result, before A minute later, I felt someone wipe my feet, which frightened me into sitting up quickly, and the empty atmosphere of the dark room struck instantly, slowly spreading to the window. forehead...... My son fell to the ground!!
7. There is a "pork Xishi" in the market in our village who is a divorced young woman in her thirties. Early this morning I went to buy meat, she weighed 23 yuan, I gave her a 100! She winked at me with charm, found me for 69 yuan and said, "Brother, there is not enough to eat at night, come back to Ha, give you a cheaper!" "I didn't bother to count with her anymore, and I left with the meat." alas! Unfortunately, people are really beautiful, but they don't know much.
8. My cousin was particularly miserly, which led to him being 31 years old and not yet married. My cousin and I went to the barbecue stall for a drink and he said, "Women nowadays, she values money too much, and my girlfriend breaks up with me because I don't buy her a diamond ring." I quickly said, "That would be infuriating!" Cousin: "There is even more infuriating, broke up, I want to take back all the money spent on her for 3 years, she actually paid the bill." I said, "I can't sue her!" The cousin replied: "It is not worth fighting a lawsuit for the 82 yuan and 3 cents..."
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