I went on a blind date, and the other party turned out to be my brother's ex-wife, my original sister-in-law. She and I stared wide-eyed, and the atmosphere was very awkward. I was about to say goodbye to her, but she sighed and said, You

I went on a blind date, and the other party turned out to be my brother's ex-wife, my original sister-in-law. She and I stared wide-eyed, and the atmosphere was very awkward. I was about to say goodbye to her, but she sighed and said, your brother is not out, I just left him, if you and I are suitable, we can still talk. How much do you earn in a month now? I was embarrassed to say that my brother set up a company, which has become bigger and bigger in recent years, and has more than 100 million assets, I helped him, he gave me an annual salary of seven million! She was stunned for a moment, and then shouted, I went to remarry your brother, and then I ran away without a shadow!

2. Go to your mother-in-law's house in the evening to eat and watch TV. Seeing that the female protagonist and the male protagonist eloped, the wife and sister put down the chicken leg in their hands and said: Mom, if I elope with others in the future, will you beat us? The mother-in-law looked at her wife and sister and said: If you elope with someone else, we will move directly, so that you can't find us, and I don't think we will give the man the opportunity to regret the return. I instantly mourned for 0.01 seconds in my heart for my wife and sister, maybe she was not her own child.

3. The daughter-in-law works as a lobby manager in a KTV, with a monthly salary of up to 80,000 yuan. On Valentine's Day this year, my daughter-in-law said that she would work overtime at KTV, so I honestly stayed at home. I was particularly bored at home myself, so I took my private money to go to the movies. As a result, the accident happened, I sat down, and my daughter-in-law walked into the movie theater holding hands with her boss. I hurriedly got down and sneaked out while she wasn't looking. If she found out, I didn't listen to her and asked where the money for watching the movie came from, I would be completely finished.

4. Fa Xiao is still a single stick in his thirties, and the matchmaker introduced him to a girl a few days ago. As a result, after meeting the young man, he went to the matchmaker to settle the account: the girl you introduced to me has one eye that is blind! Matchmaker: Yeah! Fa Xiao: You lied to me, why didn't you tell me in the first place! Matchmaker: How I didn't tell you! At that time, I said, that girl has a crush on you at first sight!

5. On this day, I took advantage of my husband's efforts to take a bath, opened his mobile phone, and accidentally saw that he had a "wife" stored in his mobile phone, but the number was not me. I didn't want a divorce, so I called back to my husband behind my back, hoping to save the relationship. When the phone was connected, the voice of a stout, mature male uncle came, and I cried, feeling that I had been more seriously deceived. Later, I learned that there was a man with the surname "Mother" in the husband's company...

6. Last time my boyfriend picked me up to go out to play, but I came early and I was at home wearing makeup, and he was waiting for me downstairs. My boyfriend doesn't know chess, and he is stunned by the high temperature of up to 37 degrees outdoors to watch people play chess all morning. The most amazing thing is that from the beginning to the end, he has maintained an unpredictable smile. As a result, the two chess masters had to look at their boyfriends every time they took a move.......

7. When I was young, I was always inattentive about what I did, which led to my poor memory. I remember once at noon when my mother didn't have salt to cook, so she asked me to buy some salt, and as a result, I forgot what my mother had told me halfway through. I thought about what my mother told me to buy, what to buy, and after thinking about it for a long time, I suddenly realized; Ah, I know, I must have forgotten.

8. Why do men and women want to kiss when they are in love, but after marriage, they don't kiss much? I asked my wife why, and she said to me slyly: When men and women meet, they want to know what kind of food the other person is eating, but they can't ask and ask, so they use their tongues to probe through kissing. After marriage, the two families eat the same meal, so kissing is naturally not needed.

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