1, I went on a blind date, the other party is actually my brother's ex-wife, my original sister-in-law. She and I stared wide-eyed, and the atmosphere was very awkward. I was about to say goodbye to her, but she sighed and said

1, I went on a blind date, the other party is actually my brother's ex-wife, my original sister-in-law. She and I stared wide-eyed, and the atmosphere was very awkward. I was about to say goodbye to her, but she sighed and said, your brother is not out, I just left him, if you and I are suitable, we can still talk. How much do you earn in a month now? I was embarrassed to say that my brother set up a company, which has become bigger and bigger in recent years, and has more than 100 million assets, I helped him, he gave me an annual salary of seven million! She was stunned for a moment, and then shouted, I went to remarry your brother, and then I ran away without a shadow!

2, our boss and ex-wife divorced, lonely boss wants to find a young high-quality object, let the matchmaker introduce him. When the blind date came back, the boss said: Good heartache, this blind date has failed again! Matchmaker: It's okay, I want to open something, anyway, it's not the first time I've been rejected, next time I'll introduce you to someone else. Boss: But this time I have improved! Matchmaker: Really? What progress has been made? Boss: On this blind date, people didn't leave as soon as they saw me, and they listened to me talk a lot of things very seriously. Matchmaker: You think too much! I forgot to tell you, actually, the woman was blind and couldn't see your face. ???."

3, my first love said that she is divorced, come to me, ask me to go to the bar at night, so excited! In the principle of good faith, the matter was confessed to the wife, and the wife did not object, casually asked the address of the bar, and then went shopping with a few of her girlfriends. After careful preparation, I came to the dating place, and my first love messaged that it would be there in a while. My heart was racing and I looked around. Suddenly, I froze: directly in front of me, my wife and a few of her girlfriends were drinking happily...

4, the sister-in-law felt unwell, went to the hospital to check it out, unexpectedly found out that she was pregnant, called and told her boyfriend. The boyfriend was very happy, bought a bottle of fetal repair, and said to the sister-in-law: "After you eat it, it will definitely help the development of the fetus!" The sister-in-law looked at this thing for a long time and threw the bottle down the window. The boyfriend asked, "Why throw it away?" The sister-in-law scolded, "Are you stupid! This is the glue that mends the tires of the bicycle. ”

5, the unit has a new girl, very beautiful, with a ponytail, wearing glasses! It looks like Sven is very pure and lovely. I quietly said to the manager: "You see this new girl is so beautiful, I want to be able to catch her, let me live a few years less I am willing!" The manager looked me up and down and said, "You're going to chase her down, I'm afraid you'll live less than ten or twenty years, she's my wife." ”

6, the other day and boyfriend broke up, my mother said a lot of down me, afraid that I will not find a boyfriend in the future. Angry, I went back to my room to sleep, but there were too many mosquitoes, and I refused to go out to get mosquito coils, so I kept slapping with my hands. At this time, I heard the little nephew shouting: Grandma, you don't have to say it, aunt she knows it's wrong. I'm punching myself in the face in the room, and the beating is loud!

7. Since I started working, every month's salary will be handed over to my daughter-in-law. Today I slept in a daze and saw my daughter-in-law secretly taking money from my wallet. I began to question him: I only have such a little pocket money, you still take mine, have you ever considered my feelings? Daughter-in-law: I have considered it, so I will take the money lightly, for fear of waking you up!

8, every day in the wind and sun to deliver takeaways, resulting in their original not too white skin color and a lot of darkness. After work last night, I said to my elder sister: "Sister, you see that you have so many girlfriends and classmates, do you also introduce a few acquaintances to your brother?" Are you really watching your brother and I stand alone? Do you really put up with it? The old sister replied, "I will definitely help you with this, but not now, wait a minute." Curious, I asked, "What are you waiting for?" The old sister came and said, "I'll introduce you to me when I see which girlfriend is not pleasing to the eye!" ”

9. The sister-in-law has just entered a company and has become the secretary of the president by virtue of her appearance. That time the president was going on a business trip to the field and went with his beautiful sister-in-law. One day at lunch, the president asked the sister-in-law to buy three box lunches and a roast chicken. The sister-in-law and assistant each preemptively broke a chicken leg. The next day at lunch, the sister-in-law bought three more box lunches and a roast chicken, and the sister-in-law and assistant preemptively took the chicken legs in their hands. On the third day, when I was buying lunch, the president spoke: Xiaonan, can't you buy a chicken with only three legs? The sister-in-law smiled and said: Haha, where is the three-legged chicken!

10, Erheng argued with his daughter-in-law yesterday, and he coaxed his daughter-in-law very late, and as a result, he got up late the next day and slept for more than three hours. On the way to work, Erheng was always thinking about how to cope with the past. Therefore, just after entering the company, Erheng sighed: That Qiqi customer is really troublesome, I just had morning tea with him, let him see the plan, he said that this is not good, that is not good. Then all the colleagues looked at Erheng, including the Qi Qi customer.?

11. The nephew is a freshman in the first year of junior high school, and his academic performance is very poor! On his birthday the other day I gave him a few sets of math tutorial materials that I had carefully selected. I was woken up early this morning by the ringing of my nephew's phone. On the phone I heard him say: Thank you uncle for the gift, I like it very much, wish you will always be single and can't find a girlfriend.

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