1, when the wife and his boss returned from a business trip, it was already twelve o'clock in the evening. When my wife came home, she lay down beside me and fell asleep. In the middle of the night, my wife suddenly sat up, which startled me, and I slammed

1, when the wife and his boss returned from a business trip, it was already twelve o'clock in the evening. When my wife came home, she lay down beside me and fell asleep. In the middle of the night, my wife suddenly sat up, which startled me, and I woke up suddenly and asked: What? The wife patted her chest, gasped and said: I just dreamed that you fell into the river, and I was scared to death. After hearing this, my heart was very touched, and I was just about to hug her. The wife said: I chased you on the shore and asked you for the passbook password, you just didn't say it, you woke me up suddenly.?

2, and my boyfriend met when we were bungee jumping, because the two of us peed our pants at that time. Yesterday I followed him home to meet my parents, but I didn't expect that my sister-in-law was actually my old classmate. When she saw me, she immediately cried out loudly, "Brother, you two can't be together." The boyfriend asked in surprise, "What' wrong?" Sister-in-law: "Because she is my classmate." Boyfriend: "What happened to my classmates?" Any questions? Sister-in-law: "Song, I'm here for your own good, you forgot I'm an accounting major?" Her accounting is notoriously good at school. ”

3. A superior saw his employees? and even said a few words: long look up. The employee felt very curious, he had not met his superiors. Then he said: How can I not see you old, how can you know me? This superior said: I have long heard that you are not a person, and today I saw you and really lived up to your name. When the employees listened, it turned out to be so, don't say it, and pass the prize.

4, paid to Go to Shaxian snacks to eat ravioli, the result of the ravioli are all dough skin, the meat is not a little foam. I asked my aunt: You are so dark, this bit of meat actually costs 20 yuan! Big mom despised me: your brain is not big, give you 500,000 you sell it? I said: This can be sold, and 5 million can not be sold. The aunt smiled slightly: That's not it, things are not in size, the key is to see the value. How much sense do I feel...?

5. After graduating from college, the rich man's wife goes to the driver's license test, and the rich man also teaches it at home every day. Some time ago, just got her driver's license, the rich man bought her a McLaren. My brother drove out one day, and less than 20 minutes after going out, his wife called the rich man: Husband, the car is in the water. The rich man asked in surprise: Before going out, the car has just been inspected, how can it get into the water? Where are you now? The wife cried and said: I am in xx road xx street xx park! When the rich man arrived at the scene, he found his wife in the river...?

6. Tonight, I walked with my parents. When I saw a jewelry store, I said playfully, "Dad, it's almost your birthday now, so give me a necklace!" He looked at my mom, and my mom said, "Oops! Send and send! "Oh my God, this happiness came so suddenly, and my mother continued, "Girl, this is going to be sent, let your father send you home..."

7, in the morning to go to the driving school to practice, three hours passed, finally did not press the line, the heart just relaxed. As a result, the coach bowed his head and I almost drove the car against the wall! The coach quickly helped me brake the car, but the buckle of the seat belt fell off. I was sweating profusely. The coach asked me to come back another day, and I hurriedly said: the coach doesn't use it, I'm not afraid! The coach looked at me obliquely: I'm afraid! If the seat belt is not fixed, how dare I get in the car with you?

8, a few days ago, my wife was on a business trip, so today my wife is not at home, and I did not eat dinner. My wife is not at home today, and I have not eaten dinner. Today my wife was not at home, visiting my parents, and I went to my parents' house for dinner. Today, my wife is not at home, visiting my sister-in-law and having dinner at her house. Today my wife is not at home, visiting my buddies. The dude wife wasn't home either, and then neither of us had dinner........

9. That day, my girlfriend called me and said, "Today I have a hole in my shoe for no reason, and my feet are leaking out, and I am laughing to death." I said with concern: "Hmm... Tell me about the shoes you want to buy, I get it! Girlfriend: "Dear you are so good, I know or you understand me, in the shopping cart Oh! Me: "Okay! After paying the money, I said, "Honey, the shoes have been bought, and your open-toe shoes will be thrown away!" She: "Can't throw it, my sandals have only been bought for two weeks!" ”

10. The second uncle is a yoga teacher who has been working in this industry for more than ten years. One day, he was speaking on the podium: my daily job is to sit on the ground, and sometimes even lie on the ground, only to talk to the mouth, and the money will be caught. The following brother suddenly shouted loudly: What a coincidence, we are still peers. The second uncle asked: So where is the address where you work? Just listen, the buddy said: Not necessarily, sometimes on the side of the road, in short, in a crowded place, but my props are different from yours, you use yoga mats, I use bowls!!?

11. In the morning, I picked up a latest Apple mobile phone on the road. I was worried about how to return the phone to the owner, the phone rang, and then the other party said: You better return the phone to me, my phone has satellite positioning, I already know where you are! As soon as I heard this, my temper came up, and I immediately bought several happy balloons and bundled them on my mobile phone. As soon as you give up, love drifts where it is, but also satellite positioning, small samples can not cure you, you drive your own plane to the sky to find it!?

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