He didn't reply to you in seconds, maybe he didn't care about you, maybe his phone was broken, he lost his password, he might have forgotten his password, he might be playing the piano, he was singing, he was playing ball, he was taking a bath, he was playing a game, he was eating mangoes.

He didn't reply to you in seconds, maybe he didn't care about you, maybe his phone was broken, he lost his password, he might have forgotten his password, he might be playing the piano, he was singing, he was playing ball, he was taking a bath, he was playing a game, he was eating mangoes. It's also possible to fall asleep, get sick, die and "don't care about you" is just one of many reasons, don't be too upset.

2, since being abandoned by the scumbag, I don't believe in love. Mom and Dad were in a hurry and introduced dozens of excellent men, all of which I rejected. Recently, my old classmates came here to do business, and I walked around together for a few days. Someone ran up to my parents and said it was my boyfriend. When my dad found out, he said: I thought you could find some good man! That's it, I'm better looking than him!

3, one day, Xiaohong went to school, her mother told her not to play on the swing, otherwise the little panties will be seen. Xiaohong said, "I know! Xiaohong came home and her mother asked if she had played on the swing? Xiaohong said: "Yes." Mom asked if you saw the little panties? Xiaohong said, "No, I took off my panties." ”

4, a few days ago, my sister's mobile phone broke, and I bought her a new mobile phone. Then she said thank you brother, I said you should thank your sister-in-law, she said to me in surprise: Brother, you talked about girlfriends. I said: No, you should thank her for not showing up until now, brother has the money to buy you something.

5, the neck fell asleep pillow, the head has been tilted, just in time for the blind date, arrived 10 minutes in advance, not a moment later the other party also came, each of them said the family conditions, the other party carefully asked me: Do you have any physical diseases? I said, "No." The other party replied to me: No? Keep squinting your eyes at me, who are you lying to? Can't look at you straight! I said that I fell asleep, these two goods actually took me directly to her mother's hospital for examination, looking at a large number of lists in my hand, I seriously suspect that she is a tor...

6, the sister-in-law who has been single for many years today prescribed the conditions for finding a boyfriend. The sister-in-law said calmly: To work in the hospital, have a car, it is best to be a petty officer! One day, the matchmaker super surnamed Fen came to my house and said: I have a relative's child who meets your daughter's conditions! The sister-in-law listened: Tell me about his situation! Matchmaker: He works in the People's Hospital and is the team leader in charge of the transport of morgue remains!

7. After dinner, the couple discussed what to eat for dinner tomorrow. The wife asked, "Honey, what would you like to eat tomorrow?" Will I burn it for you? The husband replied a little impatiently: "What is delicious!" Eat you. The next night the husband came home, saw his wife running in the room, and asked, "Why don't you cook?" What a step. The wife replied, "Am I not giving you hot dishes?" ”

8, just a friend on the subway fire, there is a girl wearing a short skirt, he casually glanced at the result of the girl does not spare the friend peeping at her, the friend is angry, directly opened his mouth to scold: Are you a little self-aware? Sitting on that leg so open meat is still sticking together and peeping at you, can I see it? You see your two calves can catch up with my waist! Do you want a face no?

9, girlfriend his husband recently especially like to take girlfriends to the hotel, today together I asked him: Hey, how did you go to the hotel with Li Li recently? Not afraid of wasting money? As a result, he quietly said to me: there is no money to change people, so I have to spend a little money to change houses!

10, with the boyfriend to talk about love, we have a good relationship. My boyfriend's mother sent me a message with his V-letter: Girl, if my son bullies you, tell me, I will clean him up! I was busy saying: No, no, he was very good to me! I bullied him! Boyfriend Mom: Then tell me how you bullied him! I happily told his mother how I had bullied him. Ten minutes later, the V letter did not move, I sent a message again, and refused to accept it!

1 Today the abbot drove the Mercedes Benz to the 4S shop for maintenance, and the abbot asked: Is the engine of my car leaking oil? The repairman looked at the abbot with contempt and said, "Are you a graduate student?" The abbot shook his head: "Repairman: Did your car reach 660,000?" Abbot: Neither. Then the repairman said fiercely: "Then what qualifications do you have for oil leakage in your engine?"

12, today after work just want to go home to rest, girlfriend girlfriend asked me to go out to dinner, but also said that there are gifts to me, while eating I think about where the gifts are. Before I could finish thinking about it, she started asking me: Do you have WeChat? Let's add a friend, and it will be convenient to contact later! I smiled awkwardly, took out the feature phone and said: Installation is not supported. She glared at me and said: I know, so I send you a smartphone! I refused, the smart machine rushed once a point a day is gone, the electricity bill is so expensive, I can't afford it!

13, this afternoon I went to the barber shop to cut bangs by the way to fix eyebrows, when it was almost good, the man who cut his hair asked me: Do you have 20? I thought to myself, 20 yuan is so expensive! I said to him: I have 100. The man said: I asked you your age, you said you have 100, I am blindfolded. After saying that he laughed.

14, the mother has a hot temper, pointing at the father and shouting: You are not in a hurry to cook, what to play! Seeing my father walk into the kitchen without a word, I laughed out loud. Mom gave me a slap: And you! If you know how to play all day, you can't find a girlfriend? Me: Women are like clothes, I can't pick well? in case of...... Mom: What if? Me: Like Dad, what should I do? Mom snapped another slap: What's the same as your dad? He has one, you've been bare-chested for thirty years!