1, upstairs a new moved a young woman, looks really beautiful. Once she came downstairs to me and said that the sewer pipe in the bathroom at home was blocked, and asked me to go upstairs to help her dredge it

1, upstairs a new moved a young woman, looks really beautiful. Once she came downstairs to me, said that the sewer pipe in the bathroom at home was blocked, let me go upstairs to help her dredge it, I rushed to get the tools, and followed the beautiful woman upstairs, but in five minutes, I helped the beautiful woman dredge the sewer pipe in the bathroom. The beauty was very enthusiastic, made me tea, pulled me to sit on the sofa and chatted, which made me feel overjoyed and overjoyed, and we quickly became acquainted. Since this day, the beautiful woman has gone downstairs to ask me for help in everything in her family, and I have not refused to come, and every time I am eager to go upstairs to help her solve the problem. One day I came down from the stairs and came home to find that there was a young man in the house, so I asked my wife who this man was and why she came to our house. My wife said lightly, he is a neighbor downstairs, I want him to go upstairs to help our family repair things, dredge the pipes!

2. When I first met my wife a few years ago, I was in the same electronics factory. At that time I was the supervisor of the workshop, and she was my team leader. My wife was young and beautiful at the time, and she was a little flower dan in our whole workshop. Later, my wife and I got married, and the next day she made me a few dishes to eat. One of them was a sake stuffed radish, which I took a bite and instantly felt very tasty. Praise my wife: This wine stuffed radish is simply delicious, with the feeling of my ex-girlfriend! In the ten years since I said this, my wife has not cooked again, and I have never eaten wine stuffed radish again!

3, girlfriend wants to introduce me to a handsome guy, I immediately came to the spirit. I slipped up to clean up, put on makeup, and just after packing up, the doorbell rang. The girlfriend came in and handed her son to me and said: Help me watch my son for a day, my mother-in-law has returned to her hometown, no one has watched the child, I haven't played mahjong for several days, my hand is itchy and dead... Before I could speak, a gust of wind ran away.

4, the son asked: Dad, how the road on the street is always dug, paved and dug. The flowers and trees on the side of the road are well dug up and replanted. I thought for a moment and said: You go and take out the fat piece of meat in the refrigerator, and the son obediently takes the meat out of the refrigerator. I said again: You put the meat back in the refrigerator, and my son obediently put it back several times in a row... The son was puzzled. I asked my son: See what you have in your hand? The son looked at the hand and said: There is oil and water!

5, my cousin and cousin talked for 9 years, the first time to go to the cousin's house, his mother-in-law said: "Want to marry my daughter can, 680,000!" "My cousin couldn't get it out at all. Later he wanted to discuss the bride price again, but his cousin was not at home. Only the cousin's sister was there, and the cousin turned and left. At this time, the mother-in-law came out and said, "The young man has passed the test!" "In the end, not only did I not want a dowry, but I also put a BMW plus two shops upside down.

6. The sister-in-law got the driver's license to drive the car, and the brother sat in the co-pilot seat and let the sister-in-law take him. After a while, the brother pointed to a handsome man in front of him: Wife, you pull over and park. The sister-in-law said: What? Do you meet an acquaintance and want to say hello? The brother said: No, I don't know. The sister-in-law said: I don't know you pointing at him, why do you want to get out of the car? The brother said: I think he is too arrogant! My sister-in-law said: People have not provoked you, why do you say that people are arrogant? The brother said: He overtook the car when he walked!

7, and my wife only a year after marriage often quarrelled, this time more severe, is smashing the pot and the bowl, I just can't stand it, had to run away from home. In the evening, the daughter-in-law called her mother and said: Mom, the army and I have quarreled again, he has run away from home, I will now go and live with you for a few days. Her mother said unhurriedly: No need, the army has been in our house for an afternoon, your little girl is becoming more and more unreasonable, I will take the army back in a moment, teach you a good lesson!?

8. Last night, lying in bed playing with mobile phones, suddenly a goddess sent a WeChat message asking: "What are you doing?" I thought it was a buddy, so I habitually replied: Dry! Your sister! Speaking of pressing the send button, at that moment of a thousand gunshots, I pressed and held down the send button, directly got up, got out of bed, kicked my legs, kicked off the power of the router, sighed, let go of the send button, Konima, the phone automatically connected to the 4G network! It's all fate, it's all fate!!!?

9, I worked in Haidilao, worked for two years, saved some money, I bought a Magotan. In the morning, on my way to work, I saw a grandpa walking on the non-motorized road in a sleeping stroller. There was a large truck in the back that drove into the non-motorized road, and when he saw that the uncle was blocking the road, he kept honking the horn. Uncle looked back, ignored him, and continued to push the stroller slowly, muttering in his mouth: You are the car, I am also a car!?

10. The brother-in-law has been a small bully in the hutong since he was a child, and when he grows up, he is a small, people can't bear to talk much, and he can feel that he doesn't have much to say to you. This personality made him change jobs many times, and later as he grew older, he also realized the flaws of his personality, so he tried to restrain himself. After being scolded once by his boss, he did not get angry, learned to give some gifts to the boss, and slipped his whiskers. As a result, every time I went downstairs to the boss's house, I always couldn't put my face down, and I kept wandering and hesitating, and I went home again after a few days of turning. The boss knew what he was doing before, thought he was stepping on the point, wanted to be deliberately ambitious, and couldn't help but call the police... The brother-in-law felt that he still had to be fierce.

11. When I was a child, I was lucky enough to take the math test and was the second in the class, and the teacher suspected me of cheating and asked me to call my parents. After my mother came, the teacher said, "Your child's test score is much higher than usual, and there may be a problem with it!" My mom said, "No way, I'm sure he didn't cheat." The teacher asked my mother, "How can you be so sure?" My mother said, "Because I have done well in this exam, I burned incense before the exam and asked the bodhisattva for protection!"

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