1, go to the dental office to wash your teeth, help me to wash my teeth is a young woman, fiercely a little posture. Her gloves were put on, the tools were ready, I was lying down, my mouth was open, but she ran away, and when she came back, I teased her: "Holding back urine, rushing to the toilet?" She was stunned, rolled her good-looking white eyes and replied: "Your bad breath is very big, I went to change a thick mask!" ”
2, the brother-in-law went to RT-Mart to buy Chinese cigarettes and came back, saw her sister sitting on the sofa, crying and throwing paper towels everywhere on the ground. Seeing the situation, the brother-in-law was suddenly shocked, and hurried forward to ask his sister what was going on? The sister choked up and roared impatiently, "You don't know it yourself!" The brother-in-law trembled and took out from his pocket the 18.5 yuan he had picked up downstairs yesterday, and respectfully handed it to his sister: "Oh, it's all here!" The sister wiped her tears and took the money, and said lightly: "The paper towel I bought arrived, I wanted to try the water absorption effect of the paper towel, but I couldn't stop crying!" ”?
3. The fruit vendor sells a watermelon to a lady and assures her that the watermelon is ripe and sweet. As she rode home, the vehicle slipped and the watermelon fell into the street and cracked. The lady was surprised to see that the watermelon was pale pink and not cooked at all. So she went back to the vendor with the watermelon in her arms, complained loudly, and asked for a return. The peddler replied, "When a person falls out of the car, his face will turn pale with fright, let alone a watermelon!"?
4. My cousin spent 68,000 yuan a few days ago to assemble a computer. Today with this computer to play GTA5, the room came in and flew a big wasp. The niece who was watching her cousin play the game suddenly shouted, quickly put on the clothes of the little devil XIAN, waved a magic wand, and pulled her cousin to fight with her. In the end, with the concerted efforts of his cousin and niece, it took an hour to finally defeat the wasp.
5. When I was in college, I secretly took my driver's license. Mom was very dissatisfied and said, "What do you girls learn to drive?" Your brother hasn't even taken the exam yet! Later, I asked my brother, "Why didn't you kid take the driver's license until now?" After that, it is convenient to buy a car! So the brother said, "What's so good about this little car?" Stuffed in big cities! When I bought the bus, I will go to the driver's license. Curious, I asked, "Everyone has money to buy luxury cars, why do you buy buses?" Carrying passengers? The brother hissed: "You don't understand this, luxury cars are also fortress cars; buses are different, he has its own bus lanes, and special stops; then there is a direct if someone wants to sit, I will tell him that this is a private car, not carrying passengers." ”
6, recently hungry, after work to buy two pounds of lamb, home is preparing to eat, friends called me to watch the ball game, tickets are bought, the game is about to start. I said to my wife, "My friend asked me to go to a ball game, and you stewed the meat at home, and after two hours, you came back and we ate it." The wife said, "I'm going to see it too." Me: "He said there were only two tickets, you stayed at home, and I'll come back and tell you the highlights of the game." After watching the game, I came home, I didn't see my wife, the meat was gone, I was wondering, I saw a note on the table, which read: "Husband, I took the lamb and let my mother do it." I have a lot of family, I'm afraid I can't bring it back, and then I will tell you the wonderful scene of eating lamb. ”
7, I have been working in the company for two years, there is an old leftover woman in the department, often talking with boys more openly. At night, the work was not done in overtime, and then people were almost gone, only I was working overtime. Then the female colleague came in! I thought to myself: Broken! She's not going to tease me, is she? Although she is quite beautiful, should I pretend to be a little more reserved? I thought about it for a long time, until she ignored me and walked out of the office.
8. Work in Samsung's foreign headquarters with a monthly salary of 50,000 yuan. Today, I was discussing work with the female secretary when my wife suddenly made a video call. The wife said that the old man had entrusted someone to bring an old hen over, and she was too timid to sand. After I heard it, there was a burst of encouragement, but she still did not dare. So, I thought of a way, and said: Either you think it's me, I did something sorry for you, and you arrested me. Just after saying that, I suddenly saw my wife's face change, her eyes were fierce, she grabbed the old hen, and the knife fell in her hand... I suddenly felt a chill in my neck!
9. The sister-in-law graduated with a master's degree, worked as a waiter in the Aijia Haoting Club, and received a salary of more than 30,000 yuan a month. Yesterday my husband went to pick up my sister-in-law from work and saw a rich man spend 1 million yuan on a meal. After returning home, I went to bed at night and saw that he had some good dreams there and smirked. The next day, I saw the dynamics sent by my husband: "After the night, turn off the phone, don't call me, can you not bother me." I asked him, "Husband, what's wrong with you?" The husband said: "All day long to work tired and tired can not earn 1 million, last night dream planted 1 million, with the color drift just walked to the door of the color drift station to prepare for the prize was woken up by the phone, you say annoying no? "Me:"
10, not long ago with friends out on a trip, met a big one halfway!! Master, who was very close to me, came up to me and spoke to me. big!! Master folded his hands and closed his eyes and said to me, "Life is a practice, what good things have you done to benefit others and yourself?" I thought for a moment and replied, "I always fix my self-pai to make sure it looks good." "Great!! The master opened his eyes to look at me, immediately closed them again, and said, "Your merit is immeasurable." ”
11, in the company, the front desk girl is short, but found a tall boyfriend. It didn't take long for the two of them to separate, and I asked, "Why divide?" Unless he hates you for being too short? The female colleague wiped her tears and said: "No, it has been raining these days, the door of our unit is full of water, when it comes to the end of work, the men are carrying their wives over, he directly uses the creaky nest to clip me over!" I looked confused: "This is not a big deal!" ”
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